Batman Is The Most Plot-Shielded Character Of All Time

[Corny Batman]

We both fight for truth, justice, and the American way.

 

[jdubnyce]

We both fight for truth, justice, and the American way.

 

[Peak]

dudes actually argue all the time who would win in a fight: batman vs someone who actually has powers. their argument is always 'how much prep time does he have?'. I remember watching one of those justice league movies and dude is fighting villains with literal god-like powers with his damn fists batman is the most plot-shielded character of all time. dude should have died a million times. tbh he just seems out of place in the justice league. a regular man shouldn't be fighting intergalactic battles with gods

fukk a prep time

fukk a batman

I remember at the end of the dark knight returns. thats when i knew that there was nothing that could kill batman.

 

[FrederickDouglas]

It's not even a strength issue. It's the fact that he threw someone who can FLY. That'd be like someone saying they gonna drown Aquaman.

Damn. Batman so sick he threw someone who can fly.

This thread is blasphemous. Batman>every superhero. End of discussion.

 

[duck]

Damn. Batman so sick he threw someone who can fly.

This thread is blasphemous. Batman>every superhero. End of discussion.

you probably walk around lookin like this huh?

 

[illwittdeez]

I don't think Batman can beat everyone but he knows how to beat everyone

Justice League: Doom aka JLA: Tower of Babel

 

[tru_m.a.c]

you probably walk around lookin like this huh?

oooooooooo snap

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

Bats prep time is the goat super hero power.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

Great thread lmao

Read this shyt had me dying

 

[BlvdBrawler]

villians cringe in fear at batman

Batman vs Darkseid - YouTube

Yea. Batman, who won't even kill the Joker out of some fear of "going evil" was really going to blow up an entire planet.

Do you even know what a plot-shield is?

 

[Rick Roller 10]

you probably walk around lookin like this huh?

 

[LurkMoar]

BATMAN IS THE WACKEST "SUPERHERO" OF ALL TIME


SUPERMAN LITERALLY FLEW AROUND THE EARTH SO FAST HE TURNED BACK TIME

BATMAN COULD BENCH 1000 LBS ALL DAY AND HE AIN'T fukkIN WITH THAT

I don't think you guys appreciate enough how funny this was

 

[Cuban Pete]

TEAM BAT GANG nikka

no shorts no losses

 

[Swiggy]

Batman da gawd, getting bored or reminding nikkas :smugJGL:

 

[Jplaya2023]

Yea. Batman, who won't even kill the Joker out of some fear of "going evil" was really going to blow up an entire planet.

Do you even know what a plot-shield is?

darkseid said so himself batman would do what's neccessary to be victorious. Plus Joker isn't plotting global domination like darkseid was, he just wants to kill people in gotham