Batman Is The Most Plot-Shielded Character Of All Time

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Batman's prep time is plot magic. People get behind it on some cheer the underdog shyt though. Batman isn't a regular human being he's a guy with magical powers that allow him to do things people with superpowers can't accomplish. Basically the whole angle that he doesn't have super powers is bull.
lol at Batman "taking the wind out" of the Hulk with a kick to the abdomen.

Batman is cool...i like him, but this whole prep time thing is lame.

life is unpredictable and Bruce Wayne does not have a crystal ball.
Batman's super power it the ability to create a Batman Gambit on the fly to beat anybody and have it always work as planned.
 
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Batman seems to be a character that underdogs can live through vicariously. I like batman a lot, but the stuff he accomplishes against top tier villains and demi gods is beyond ridiculous even for comic book characters. I give props to Marvel to setting limits on what heros with no powers and technology can do
 

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dudes actually argue all the time who would win in a fight: batman vs someone who actually has powers. their argument is always 'how much prep time does he have?'. I remember watching one of those justice league movies and dude is fighting villains with literal god-like powers with his damn fists :what: batman is the most plot-shielded character of all time. dude should have died a million times. tbh he just seems out of place in the justice league. a regular man shouldn't be fighting intergalactic battles with gods :childplease:

fukk a prep time :pacspit:

fukk a batman :pacspit:
you already made your point which was good but this kind of makes you come across like an attention seeking troll
 

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who was the Heart. Mind, and Soul against the resistance To Darkseid during the rock of ages jla arc? Who inspired them nuccas not to give up? Kept calm when all looked lost?

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BATS gets shyt done :myman:

Shout out to Atom da gawd :wow:
 

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Real talk, Swamp thing had Bats on some :huhldup:: shyt. Alec was swinging Bruce all around Gotham on let me hoe go or Im bringing this motherfukker down:ufdup:

Bats couldn't do shyt when the Green wasn't fukking around.
 

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HE WOULD HAVE TO FLY AWAY FROM THIS SOLAR SYSTEM FASTER THAN LIGHT. ASSUMING THE SUN'S RAYS HAVEN'T ALREADY HIT EARTH. REMEMBER HE GETS WEAKER AFTER EXPOSURE SO FLYING FASTER THAN LIGHT MIGHT NOT BE POSSIBLE.

Yeah you def worded it better than i initially did, but this was what i was trying to suggest.
 

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Batman seems to be a character that underdogs can live through vicariously. I like batman a lot, but the stuff he accomplishes against top tier villains and demi gods is beyond ridiculous even for comic book characters. I give props to Marvel to setting limits on what heros with no powers and technology can do
Except Batman really ain't an underdog. Like I said he has a superpower. Generation of gambits that can infallibly defeat anyone.
 
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