Batman Is The Most Plot-Shielded Character Of All Time

[Just like bruddas]

then he has a heart attack and dies two seconds later

just to go into hiding and strike back again couple of years later

 

[MMS]

this is a simple answer:

DC Comics is ass, you got gizzle over hear writing an essay about how Batman is equivalent to a chinese acrobat like that means anything against a god

 

[HipHopStan]

then he has a heart attack and dies two seconds later

And then it's revealed that he faked his death.

 

[Monoblock]

then he has a heart attack and dies two seconds later

You obviously forgot or didn't see how that really ended.

 

[EQ.]

aight brehs, ima stick to tom and jerry.

 

[Black Magisterialness]

Doesn't Bruce have like a database of weakness, strategy and tomes of how to kill basically everyone?

 

[EQ.]

They tend to be mad inconsistent with how Kryptonite affects Superman.


Sometimes just a tiny piece of it will instantly put him at deaths door and other times a larger piece will just weaken him enough for someone to beat him down.


Think about it, Lex has nearly killed Superman with that tiny little ring, but how often have we seen Supes have long extended battles with Metallo?

To late his cells already absorbed the radiation.

How can he fly off the planet when his face is melting and the affects are already showing? I'm pretty damn sure he would be able to walk let alone fly anywhere.

aight brehs, ima stick to tom and jerry.

 

[marcuz]

batman is my nikka though, only super hero who could pull this off

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Doesn't Bruce have like a database of weakness, strategy and tomes of how to kill basically everyone?

yup, he keeps it in Robin's ass.

 

[Monoblock]

Doesn't Bruce have like a database of weakness, strategy and tomes of how to kill basically everyone?

 

[EQ.]

Doesn't Bruce have like a database of weakness, strategy and tomes of how to kill basically everyone?

Yeah failsafes on every member of the JL.

 

[FrederickDouglas]

You're right.

Batman is the most plot-shielded character of all time.

You know why nobody gives a goddamn?

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Because he's Batman.

 

[Boolean]

i'm almost positive that if Superman wanted to kick a block of ice into space, it would have shattered and melted before it even left the fukking Mesosphere

 

[Kartel13]

at all that

I know this is comics but there still has to be some believability in these universes. batman makes sense within the confines of gotham city, but when dude is fighting darkseid in a 1 on 1 it gets kinda ridiculous the way some of these writers write batman I can only suspend my disbelief so far. you know that plot-shield is in full effect

and smh at villains being more afraid of batman than fukking superman what a load of crap

Bats never fought darkseid one on one. It wasn't even a fight. Darkseid was beating the shiit out of him trying to call his bluff and when Bats didn't, Darkseid gave him his props.

 

[Mic-Nificent]

Always cracks me up when people post this scan.

It's very precisely cropped so that people can't see Bruce's internal monologue about how he knows Clark could kill him in an instant if he wanted to. The on another page Batman says if he tried hitting Superman again he'd probably shatter his hand on his jaw.