Batman Is The Most Plot-Shielded Character Of All Time

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You know what kills me about this thread?

You're saying that REALISTICALLY a godlike extraterrestrial being that's allergic to green rock should be able to beat a billionaire genius martial artist who dresses up as a bat and fights crime... :heh:

When does realism come into play? Batman (a unrealistic fictional character) can beat Superman (an unrealistic fictional character) because Batman can beat every superhero. That's what is cool about Batman. Technically he's a human, but in "reality", he's better than all the gods and aliens in all the comic book universes put together. You new nikkas just don't understand the appeal.

That's what real legend is made of. Not some "Buh-buh-buh Superman can fly around the world and has laser vision", "Buh-buh-buh one punch and Batman would be a pile of goo" etc.

You Superman stans need to check yaself. Superman could take on the powers of all the heroes and villains in DC Comics and Marvel and lose his weakness towards Kryptonite and STILL would be second place to Batman.

Why? BECAUSE HE'S THE GODDAMN BATMAN! :lawd:
 

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Another funny thing...

Most of Batman's "Wins" against Superman pretty much amount to him getting in a couple of shots then running for his life :heh:
 

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Carné Asada;4241688 said:
Bats never fought darkseid one on one. It wasn't even a fight. Darkseid was beating the shiit out of him trying to call his bluff and when Bats didn't, Darkseid gave him his props.

darkseid would have shattered that nikkas brain with a flick of his finger if the writers were being reality. his brain wouldve literally plopped out of his skull on some :deadmanny: but no, they have some prolonged fight where batman is able to take a beating FROM A GOD and keeps getting back up to show how badass he is

and smh at his human olympic level ass being the only one to dodge darkseids omega beams :comeon:
 

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this is a simple answer:

DC Comics is ass, you got gizzle over hear writing an essay about how Batman is equivalent to a chinese acrobat like that means anything against a god :laff:

Superman has one of the most crippling weaknesses in comic book history. :aicmon: You don't think Batman would be smart enough to take advantage?
 

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Always cracks me up when people post this scan. :heh:

It's very precisely cropped so that people can't see Bruce's internal monologue about how he knows Clark could kill him in an instant if he wanted to. The on another page Batman says if he tried hitting Superman again he'd probably shatter his hand on his jaw.

:leostare: yes I know but explain the rest of the scans...friend
 

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I agree with this guy......
 
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well, it's because talia dug his :flabbynsick: ass and dunked him in the lazarus pits

:huhldup:ok sir...
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:leostare: yes I know but explain the rest of the scans...friend

The rest of the scans are from Tower of Babel.

Bruce came up with ways to incapacitate the entire Justice League if they went rogue. Ra's Al Ghul was the one who made them lethal and enacted them.
 

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:skip: he acting like batman stay picking fights superman, when he save's his ass most of the time. Second, only time batman would get at superman is when clark gets out of pocket.

I JUST posted the video, it's over 25 minutes long.......you didn't watch it, did you?
 

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The rest of the scans are from Tower of Babel.

Bruce came up with ways to incapacitate the entire Justice League if they went rogue. Ra's Al Ghul was the one who made them lethal and enacted them.

So batman didnt have the lethal options first?


Batman man didnt water them down so he wouldnt kill the squad?

Batman doesnt have a stash of dat green rock in like 100 different ways?

Notice I didnt use the frank miller fight since superman was half way drain
 
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