2024 United States Presidential Election Megathread

[Prince.Skeletor]

Basically the 2022 playbook.

Same playbook Hillary used against Bernie!

 

[RickyDiBiase]

Same playbook Hillary used against Bernie!

There was no presidential election in 2022, it was the midterms, you’d know this if you weren’t eating glue for most of your life until 18

 

[Justise M]

Spoiler: full text

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Trump appears lost, confused, and frozen on stage as multiple songs play for 30+ minutes and the crowd pours out of the venue early




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@Acyn
Trump: But we will listen to a couple of songs if you want and that is ok with me, I like it so we will do that, we will do those songs…

Moments later

Noem: So do you want to play your song and greet a few people?

Trump: What song?

Noem: You said you wanted to close with a specific song.



https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1845982028187009024/vid/avc1/1280x720/nLuf0GbZ_Jp1nPjB.mp4

2/11
@TheMikeMorton
Yeah, about that cognitive, stamina and agility test.



3/11
@DenisonBarbs
This town hall sums up what the Trump presidency was. A complete shytSHOW



4/11
@unfazedgoat
Like a 5 year old… Do you want your music? Do you want your blanky? Do you need a happy meal? Do you want the nuclear codes today? Did someone hurt your feelings?



5/11
@GOPJesusUSA
Concerning. Who’s in charge?

[Quoted tweet]
BREAKING: President Trump had a temporary mental break from reality on stage this evening. Common in dementia patients, he forgot where he was and was overcome by music which he swayed and bobbed to for 40 minutes before he was finally, mercifully, led offstage by his handlers.


6/11
@ArthurImparato1
“My most fervent hope is that Donald Trump loses this election and that he does it because women turn out in droves to vote against him, including center-right women. Because that is just the kind of justice that Donald Trump deserves.”



7/11
@DebunkTheRight
Play Creep from @radiohead



8/11
@CommandingLead
This is alarming. America deserves so much better than this.



9/11
@LucasSa56947288
Is he suffering memory loss?



10/11
@Rene_gadeCowboy
Dementia and Adderall have taken its course



11/11
@Nto79549105
The clown show with no direction . Trump can’t even remember which song he wanted to end on—guess the soundtrack to this circus keeps changing mid-act!




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I joked in another thread that Trump could just go on stage and do balloon animals.

He's closer to that than I thought

 

[bnew]

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Trump belittles auto workers, saying they just assemble parts “out of a box” and says children could do their jobs: “We could have our child do it”




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[bnew]

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Vice President Harris: Ask Donald Trump what his plan is for Black America. I'll tell you what it is. Project 2025 wants to implement stop-and-frisk. It wants to make it more difficult for workers to receive overtime pay. He wants to terminate the Constitution, which includes amendments that protect the rights of Black Americans




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[Jesus H. Christ]

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Trump belittles auto workers, saying they just assemble parts “out of a box” and says children could do their jobs: “We could have our child do it”




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I'm sure that will play out great in Michigan.

 

[the bossman]

She coming in hot for the home stretch.

 

[NoMorePie]

No one

Why

 

[Wild self]

nah. this shyt isn't adding up. polls are clearly being manipulated at this point

TLR losing their minds, sounding like they doing coke binges because they *think* Trump is doing Reagan 84 numbers

 

[Jean Jacket]

Kamala Breakfast Club Full.

 

[Bryan Danielson]

 

[Bryan Danielson]

 

[StatUS]

"The enemy from within" is also a line used by Hitler.

Yall both siders here need to stop playing around

 

[In The Zone '98]

My ballot came in

I don't do lines

 

[In The Zone '98]

Kamala Breakfast Club Full.

All parties played their parts well