2024 United States Presidential Election Megathread

Most Important Election of Our Lives

  • Yes

    Votes: 103 59.9%
  • Nígga Please

    Votes: 69 40.1%

  • Total voters
    172
  • Poll closed .

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Like that dumb bytch he was washing, how did she fukk 4.5 million voters:martin:

She fukked the mayor though :umad:

No calls were made, no favors were called in, no money was raised. Breh was just getting his balls slobbered up every night while doing nothing for her :duck: I’m not even against Kamala but just the fact you goofies are lying about something that obviously happened :stopitslime:
 

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1/10
@patriottakes
Trump continues his outreach towards women voters by calling MSNBC host Stephanie Ruhle, a “dumb as a rock bimbo.”



2/10
@SockDemFan
Great electoral strategy by Trump to focus on issues Americans care about the most, like Bill Maher tv ratings! 🙃



3/10
@ProvaxShill
He’s an abusive, sadistic pig and no amount of lipstick on that pig will make him anything but a fukking pig.🐽



4/10
@ADNQTRDR
@ChrisCuomo maybe you should focus on this type of behavior during your show.



5/10
@WittyBiscuit
Yeah he is really sweetening the pot



6/10
@wsbronze
Dude probably has the strongest thumbs known to man. We need to research this!



7/10
@JonSavoyiSwear
Every criticism of everybody else in this tirade is pitch perfect accurate towards himself. I’m just not sure if that makes him entirely delirious or weirdly still self aware



8/10
@WWHeisenberg66




9/10
@ZionDarkwood
It’s going to get so much worse for women and minorities if Trump gets into office.

There is no coming back from Trump’s Project 2025. You can’t take your vote back once he’s in and Project 2025 and you can’t say no one warned you.

This is your warning.



10/10
@Kathlee71013772
Big Daddy OfDonald is going to make us so happy and carefree(and barefoot and pregnant), Handmaids. I feel so safe and healthy.




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1/11
@atrupar
Walz in Pennsylvania: "We saw Senator Vance lead an audience when he said, 'well, they reduced interest rates this week. How terrible is that?' Who boos for lower interest rates!? Venture capitalists apparently."



2/11
@DenisonBarbs
Can any MAGA CULT member tell me how a lower interest rate is a bad thing?



3/11
@Tired_Nonsense_
I'll tell you who. It's the same people who were glad the border deal was sabotaged so they could keep complaining about it. Some people put politics over what is good for America and Americans.



4/11
@MatthewSpira
Odds are most of his audience didn't really understand what he was talking about and just booed on cue.



5/11
@jefffos
Damn he’s good at this.



6/11
@Kimberl08256815
Lower interest rates are bad? Borrowing money is now cheaper, so that's a bad thing? Vance is obviously trying to appeal only to morons



7/11
@StevenShapiro8
It's almost like the Trump/Vance cult is getting closer to the Jim Jones cult that killed themselves 30 years ago. They mindlessly accept what their cult leader tells them. Not a shred of critical thinking skills in the bunch.



8/11
@DarijokeO
Walz is great at this



9/11
@Woofkoof
Who boos for reduced interest rates? Cultists. Just agree with anything TFG or his sycophants say.



10/11
@_ImNotKidding
I really didn't expect Vance to say this.

I was expecting Trump to come out and try to take credit for lower interest rates



11/11
@BadTrumpQuips
Vance is shoved directly up the booty holes of VCs.




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1/11
@KeyserSozeBro1
Adelson donations to the 2016 + 2020 + 2024 Trump campaigns have now exceeded $500mm.

Half. A. Billion.

First time in history the $500mm mark from 1 family donor to 1 candidate has been breached.

(sorry if reading this made you throw up in your mouth some)

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In this week’s D.C. Download: Nevada megadonor Miriam Adelson says Jews have a 'sacred duty' to vote for Trump

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2/11
@zekeinthesun
So in other words- she has an agenda - and we all know he will do anything for $



3/11
@KeyserSozeBro1
Store’s open. He sells domestic & foreign policy, ambassadorships, discretion to appoint Article III judges. Everything. It’s all just one rolling circus of public corruption.



4/11
@kennypercyfresh
Can you check how much soros and Bloomberg directly or indirectly supported the other side - wager it is more……



5/11
@RetiredPatriot1
/search?q=#KillCitizensUnited.



6/11
@coachdavidgreen
Thanks to Citizens United



7/11
@NoCasinoLI
Say NO to her Casino on Long Island!



8/11
@GardenTreena
I've always liked Sheldon for financing the Benghazi Raid. Fight me



9/11
@eturleye
Do Casino owners have their own religion?

One that excuses all the horrors of Cartels?

Narco-a-lago: Money Laundering at the Trump Ocean Club, Panama | Global Witness



10/11
@Oregonemom
WHY IS THAT LEGAL? 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬



11/11
@KrystiBrice
It did make me throw up.




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1/20
@maddenifico
The eloquence and righteous indignation of this Boomer woman from North Carolina makes my eyes well up with tears. Her outrage over degenerate Nazi Mark Robinson is palpable. 🥺🥺🥺🔥🔥🔥🙌🙏👏👊🌊🇺🇸



2/20
@SpaceEcologist
I am a boomer like her and it’s infuriating to be confronted with the fear that your children are going to live in a totalitarian white supremacist country. I’m sad and fearful for myself, but I’m honestly much more terrified for my children.



3/20
@maddenifico
A Trump dictatorship and Project 2025 would turn America into a post-apocalyptic shythole.



4/20
@Sharonb57470441
I agree with her 💯.



5/20
@maddenifico
🙌😊



6/20
@GemoFehr
There are a lot of us boomers who are watching in dismay as so many of the things we fought for and won are now in danger of being clawed back 🤬🤬🤬



7/20
@LindaPatch
I'm proud to say, she speaks for me. And I share her fear, heartbreak, and passion to fight.



8/20
@Rosesnoneforme
I'm her. Many of you are her too. I have granddaughters, a daughter, my Mom, and DIL to fight for. God knows I didn't think we'd have to start this again. This was beautifully stated.



9/20
@AlwaysThinkHow
Something to keep in mind is that most Boomers are kids of the Civil Rights movement. As youth we tried to embrace other cultures. Boomers loved Motown music. Diana Ross became a glamour icon to these white kids. Boomers welcomed minority families into the neighborhoods.



10/20
@Conscience4
I feel exactly the same way. She and I are of the same era, and we are devastated and disgusted that we must endure this crap ALL OVER AGAIN!



11/20
@flack_dianne
Speak it!!!



12/20
@DrDoglady
End this Twilight Zone episode once & for all!!!! VOTE 💙💙💙💙🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊



13/20
@karnreed
This should be a Kamala commercial on tv. Everywhere! Thank you for your eloquent words.



14/20
@subwhitefemale
Well said! Thank you for sharing!



15/20
@Sandy16600435
This entire situation is a huge disappointment. I’ve taught history, truthful history, since 1969 and I feel like I’ve wasted my breath.



16/20
@flitedocnm
Wow… well said. Thank you for this. We must, must, end the insanity, not just Trump, but all the ugly hatred. Our planet is in trouble, and time is running out. We’re not going to have another chance if Democrats don’t win this massively.



17/20
@zoffcorp
So well articulated



18/20
@yangsteve
So were my eyes. Salute 🫡 Lady, you’re so beautiful!



19/20
@NoMonkeyBusine4
Is she a racist Democrat like those ones who started the KKK?



20/20
@asm_enterprise
Tell it lady love….💙💯💙💯💙




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1/20
@maddenifico
I find it really interesting... HOW fukkING STUPID THIS WOMAN IS. 😳👇



2/20
@gallymeroreboot
He left no crumbs



3/20
@yp_mtl
You have to be impressed she was able to say "political spectrum"!



4/20
@TweetyThings1
i often look at videos like this and think they're satire

But then realize that many /search?q=#Americans actually believe shyt like this



5/20
@DavidC61893317
Dude is so right ✅️, and yes, that is one really dumb and badshyt crazy blonde that makes a bag of hammers look like Albert Einstein



6/20
@CosmykGyrl
Read her goofy ass for filth 😂



7/20
@trevorspoke
There aren’t “sides” in this election.
donold trump isn’t on any point of a “political spectrum”.
there is only “your favorite president, me”.

this young cult follower is too dumb to see that she’s being duped by a felon, a traitor, a narcissistic pathological lying con.



8/20
@whitemalejew
This was the absolute best representation of a brainwashed moron I've seen to date. Ear plug guy might get a girl if he stops with the cuckery for a second. Might



9/20
@TheAnaBraga
🎤💥



10/20
@SEATTLENUGGET
I wish I knew who she was. I would love to tell her how wrong she is.



11/20
@FaithGrace7777




12/20
@RealTimeRecap
That’s crazy cuz I thought that was a dude but it’s hard to tell these days on one side.



13/20
@jamesfore1
Ignorant take by you and him.



14/20
@calikay
The same goes for immigration: they block reform and stronger border policies, yet blame the left. Meanwhile, Trump hires undocumented workers for cheap labor, then claims immigrants are taking jobs from his MAGA supporters.



15/20
@Faketriots
For some reason, Initially heard that as 'Autism Spectrum'



16/20
@roguelink707
p*ssy, you only wish she would fukk you.



17/20
@DlugossIara
look how interesting this girl is ❤️



18/20
@EpilepticPuppy
I figured he was retarded when I saw the ear plugs. I was right.



19/20
@righteousheperd
the gay guy didn't answer her questions



20/20
@bucsfan951
Nice ear plugs and forward combed hair.

This dude doesn’t fukk AT ALL!!!




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