JasonSJackson
Jah Sun Ma'at Ra
nikkas not only talking about leaving their BEST FRIEND high and dry you all are actually in here advocating calling the cops on them too.................
unreal
unreal
Your best friend asks you to meet them out in a wooded area
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Atsym Sknyfs
Superstar
I aint meeting anybody in a wooded area at night ... I'll tell my boy nope ... but
If i do go and help .. ill call the police on the way back home and tell them about the body buried at xxx location.
And my true best friend wouldn't call me with that. he knows i have a engineering license, city job, family etc. and a lot to lose. He would be friend enough to not ask for my help
If i do go and help .. ill call the police on the way back home and tell them about the body buried at xxx location.
And my true best friend wouldn't call me with that. he knows i have a engineering license, city job, family etc. and a lot to lose. He would be friend enough to not ask for my help
Damn, y'all sum soft ass c00n ass nikkaz and p*ssy ass white boys...
if its MY BEST FRIEND, my nikka, Im pullin' up in that bright yellow hummer sittin' on 26's, bytch
Blunt in my mouth, that henny in my hand, gun on my waist, bytch on my side, like.. smsh....
Im dappin' him like whats really hood home boy...
Oh, that a body, my nikka?
Why you ain't cut it into pieces tho?
Lets do this shyt up homeboy, you owe me one...
Now thats how a real nikka'd do it
if its MY BEST FRIEND, my nikka, Im pullin' up in that bright yellow hummer sittin' on 26's, bytch
Blunt in my mouth, that henny in my hand, gun on my waist, bytch on my side, like.. smsh....
Im dappin' him like whats really hood home boy...
Oh, that a body, my nikka?
Why you ain't cut it into pieces tho?
Lets do this shyt up homeboy, you owe me one...
Now thats how a real nikka'd do it
dora_da_destroyer
Master Baker
Help her dig the hole, I won't touch the body tho.
AlbertPullhoez
The Takeover
I'd ask that nikka on the phone beforehand why the fukk he need me to come to the woods late at night for anyway
If he say some shyt like "I cant tell you now", "I'll tell you when you get here", "It's a surprise", etc. Im hanging up the damn phone
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If he say some shyt like "I cant tell you now", "I'll tell you when you get here", "It's a surprise", etc. Im hanging up the damn phone
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blockburna420
Consecutive thumbs up
Hit that nikka with the 
... fukk u put this nikka in yo trunk fo?
nikka i gotta go to work in a min ! then stab out
... fukk u put this nikka in yo trunk fo? nikka i gotta go to work in a min ! then stab out
first thing you do in this situation is find a stray dog and kill it. or a racc00n or larger sized animal.
then you dig 10-15 feet.
at the bottom of this hole you bury the cadaver. actually, you make your friend do all the work, w hile you go on instagram and upload random pics of shyt and "check in" to a local business or park etc
reason: checking into some place gives you an alibi. or better yet, you call one of your other friends, tell them to go somewhere across town and to tag you with them at a park, or bar or something.
next, your friend the killer buries the body while you touch nothing. whatever shoes you are wearing will be burned at another end of town.
then add a bunch of soil, maybe 5-7 feet worth of soil, and then add the dead dog body into this next level.
reason: k9 unit out in the bushes lookin for a dead body will pick up a scent, find the dead dog, and then dismiss that site as a false positive, thinking yea the dog picked up a scent but its just a dead dog (thanks advice mallard)
lastly you hurry over to where your friends are (who tagged you in fb) and take a shytload of pictures. and make a scene so ppl know you're there and can say "yea i saw that drunk prick here throwing up and making a scene!"
lastly,
May God have mercy on your souls.
then you dig 10-15 feet.
at the bottom of this hole you bury the cadaver. actually, you make your friend do all the work, w hile you go on instagram and upload random pics of shyt and "check in" to a local business or park etc
reason: checking into some place gives you an alibi. or better yet, you call one of your other friends, tell them to go somewhere across town and to tag you with them at a park, or bar or something.
next, your friend the killer buries the body while you touch nothing. whatever shoes you are wearing will be burned at another end of town.
then add a bunch of soil, maybe 5-7 feet worth of soil, and then add the dead dog body into this next level.
reason: k9 unit out in the bushes lookin for a dead body will pick up a scent, find the dead dog, and then dismiss that site as a false positive, thinking yea the dog picked up a scent but its just a dead dog (thanks advice mallard)
lastly you hurry over to where your friends are (who tagged you in fb) and take a shytload of pictures. and make a scene so ppl know you're there and can say "yea i saw that drunk prick here throwing up and making a scene!"
lastly,
May God have mercy on your souls.
first thing you do in this situation is find a stray dog and kill it. or a racc00n or larger sized animal.
then you dig 10-15 feet.
at the bottom of this hole you bury the cadaver. actually, you make your friend do all the work, w hile you go on instagram and upload random pics of shyt and "check in" to a local business or park etc
reason: checking into some place gives you an alibi. or better yet, you call one of your other friends, tell them to go somewhere across town and to tag you with them at a park, or bar or something.
next, your friend the killer buries the body while you touch nothing. whatever shoes you are wearing will be burned at another end of town.
then add a bunch of soil, maybe 5-7 feet worth of soil, and then add the dead dog body into this next level.
reason: k9 unit out in the bushes lookin for a dead body will pick up a scent, find the dead dog, and then dismiss that site as a false positive, thinking yea the dog picked up a scent but its just a dead dog (thanks advice mallard)
lastly you hurry over to where your friends are (who tagged you in fb) and take a shytload of pictures. and make a scene so ppl know you're there and can say "yea i saw that drunk prick here throwing up and making a scene!"
lastly,
May God have mercy on your souls.
Have you done this before
Blown Moon
All Star
first thing you do in this situation is find a stray dog and kill it. or a racc00n or larger sized animal.
then you dig 10-15 feet.
at the bottom of this hole you bury the cadaver. actually, you make your friend do all the work, w hile you go on instagram and upload random pics of shyt and "check in" to a local business or park etc
reason: checking into some place gives you an alibi. or better yet, you call one of your other friends, tell them to go somewhere across town and to tag you with them at a park, or bar or something.
next, your friend the killer buries the body while you touch nothing. whatever shoes you are wearing will be burned at another end of town.
then add a bunch of soil, maybe 5-7 feet worth of soil, and then add the dead dog body into this next level.
reason: k9 unit out in the bushes lookin for a dead body will pick up a scent, find the dead dog, and then dismiss that site as a false positive, thinking yea the dog picked up a scent but its just a dead dog (thanks advice mallard)
lastly you hurry over to where your friends are (who tagged you in fb) and take a shytload of pictures. and make a scene so ppl know you're there and can say "yea i saw that drunk prick here throwing up and making a scene!"
lastly,
May God have mercy on your souls.
I actually thought of this thread because I saw that "bury a dog over the body" did you know meme. I bet the police saw it too.
hhahahah that duck is a genius. he also helped me out with buying plane tickets. delete your cookies or the next time you hit the site the price will go up
Blown Moon
All Star
You gonna adopt?
.. if i have a wife and kids in the future...
should have chose swamp land