Microwave food for a microwave generation.
It’s actually healthier to cook your own food. But let you tell it.
You new nikkas are different
Y'all nikkas must be fat. I eat for healthy sustenance most days, punctuated with restaurant food or fast food.
I would do the same if I was cohabitating. Microwave food tastes just as good as most bytches can cook (if done right), so I'm not all that impressed by cooking.
Maybe it's the "being served" part you guys are clamoring for? The rest of it is overrated, especially if you can afford to eat out now and then.
Plus there are only so many hours in the day, so I could never understand taking an hour to cook something that will take 10 minutes to eat, and then half an hour for clean-up ... so cooking wouldn't be high on my list of priorities when choosing a "wife".
I'd far rather have the bytch who exercises with me than one who will cook for me on the regular. Since I prefer relatively healthy meals generally, we can cook (microwave) for each other, matter of fact.
Not to go too off-topic, but here's a microwave recipe of mine. Try it and tell me it's not the bomb.
Tyson pulled chicken breast + honey roasted peanuts + birdseye chicken flavored rice (which is a little salty) + vegetables with rice (which is unseasoned, so it mitigates the saltiness of the chicken-flavored rice).
All the ingredients are precooked, so all you need is a microwave. Dump enough in a bowl for your meal and microwave for about 2 minutes. Stir, then another 2 minutes.
That shyt is delicious, especially when you're hungry.Takes 5 minutes to prepare.
Beats that high-fat, high salt, greasy shyt you guys are eating every day, giving you high blood pressure and high cholesterol and diabetes running rampant in the community, with no time left over for exercise or your side hustle.
News flash: Most of you grandma's wasn't shyt & most of your mommas weren't either.
Women haven't changed. Society has. I wish we would stop glorifying the generation before before cause both men and women have mostly never been up to standard. People just didn't talk about it. Or stayed together for financial reasoning.
How you granddaddy had a wife and a whole family across town but this generation take the cake?
How you and your brother/sister got different daddies but these women today just invented slinging p*ssy?
I bet if some of ya'll went back to your home town and ask the ole head about your grandma back in the day they probably have a story
Generational traumas/curses in the age of social media
It is though, always have been.Tried telling nikkas at work marriage is a business agreement and they looked at me like
Break it down. (I don't think you can.)
Y'all nikkas must be fat. I eat for healthy sustenance most days, punctuated with restaurant food or fast food.
I would do the same if I was cohabitating. Microwave food tastes just as good as most bytches can cook (if done right), so I'm not all that impressed by cooking.
Maybe it's the "being served" part you guys are clamoring for? The rest of it is overrated, especially if you can afford to eat out now and then.
Plus there are only so many hours in the day, so I could never understand taking an hour to cook something that will take 10 minutes to eat, and then half an hour for clean-up ... so cooking wouldn't be high on my list of priorities when choosing a "wife".
I'd far rather have the bytch who exercises with me than one who will cook for me on the regular. Since I prefer relatively healthy meals generally, we can cook (microwave) for each other, matter of fact.
Not to go too off-topic, but here's a microwave recipe of mine. Try it and tell me it's not the bomb.
Tyson pulled chicken breast + honey roasted peanuts + birdseye chicken flavored rice (which is a little salty) + vegetables with rice (which is unseasoned, so it mitigates the saltiness of the chicken-flavored rice).
All the ingredients are precooked, so all you need is a microwave. Dump enough in a bowl for your meal and microwave for about 2 minutes. Stir, then another 2 minutes.
That shyt is delicious, especially when you're hungry.
Beats that high-fat, high salt, greasy shyt you guys are eating every day, giving you high blood pressure and high cholesterol and diabetes running rampant in the community, with no time left over for exercise or your side hustle.
I'm done
