Worst examples of bro science you've experienced?

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Exactly what I thought

Males shouldn't be jealous, that's a female trait

What you mad cuz you push dimes and he move weight :umad:

but your broke and a square and if you were still a virgin I wouldnt be shocked in the least bit so who really winnin out here ? :umad:

edit: just saw you say you bench 4 plates :heh: if thats the strongest in your gym :wow: pathetic gym :wow:
 

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but your broke and a square and if you were still a virgin I wouldnt be shocked in the least bit so who really winnin out here ? :umad:

:huhldup:

We're really reaching for corny, baseless insults :pachaha:

I understand getting sonned is a hard process to swallow but being 5'8, bald, and fat, with terrible genetics :manny: life sonned you already so I don't really feel bad.

Maybe a little because I don't want to seem like I'm bullying the little guy. You'll be ok breh, you got dealt a bad hand so when you get lemons, you make lemonade :yeshrug:

I wouldn't know
 

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We're really reaching for corny, baseless insults :pachaha:

I understand getting sonned is a hard process to swallow but being 5'8, bald, and fat, with terrible genetics :manny: life sonned you already so I don't really feel bad.

Maybe a little because I don't want to seem like I'm bullying the little guy. You'll be ok breh, you got dealt a bad hand so when you get lemons, you make lemonade :yeshrug:

I wouldn't know

being broke and on steriods (we know the real side effects of that) obviously has you very frustrated :umad:
 

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being broke and on steriods (we know the real side effects of that) obviously has you very frustrated :umad:

Receipts to either accusation :sas2:

I don't have to take steroids so :manny: I have "girly arms and shoulders" as you say but now I take cell tech :skip: for what tho? I'm not a cac and I'm blessed on the genetic side but whatever you need to think to make you feel better breh

And you started e-stalking in a thread where I posted well over 4 racks worth of merch that was a Christmas / b day present to myself :dwillhuh:

The fact is that somebody in my position will never be broke. You wouldn't understand so I wouldn't waste my time trying trying to explain
 

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are ya'll nikkas serious :mjlol:



any way a couple gems I remember

Don't masturbate the extra testosterone will help you with Prs :patrice:

Don't eat anything after 9pm it will turn to fat. :laugh:

I told a GNC employee I was cutting once and he directed me towards some weight loss supplements and told me that they would help to rid me of just stomach fat
rofl :russ:
 

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Receipts to either accusation :sas2:

I don't have to take steroids so :manny: I have "girly arms and shoulders" as you say but now I take cell tech :skip: for what tho? I'm not a cac and I'm blessed on the genetic side but whatever you need to think to make you feel better breh

And you started e-stalking in a thread where I posted well over 4 racks worth of merch that was a Christmas / b day present to myself :dwillhuh:

The fact is that somebody in my position will never be broke. You wouldn't understand so I wouldn't waste my time trying trying to explain

what car you drive? thats a pretty big receipt on how much you making :youngsabo:

4 racks on christmas :gladbron: :heh: that wouldnt even cover the deposit for the artists I book :camby:

blessed on the genetic side :what: bruh you look like shyt. You are tall. Thats it.
 

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are ya'll nikkas serious :mjlol:



any way a couple gems I remember

Don't masturbate the extra testosterone will help you with Prs :patrice:

Don't eat anything after 9pm it will turn to fat. :laugh:

I told a GNC employee I was cutting once and he directed me towards some weight loss supplements and told me that they would help to rid me of just stomach fat
rofl :russ:


Some of that is based on some truth tho, like I said earlier

Test levels go up when you don't masterbate or bust nuts. Horny = hormone levels high that's why "no fap" is getting really popular

And eating food that late is bad for most people because they go to bed soon after. If you're sleep you aren't burning calories so it does just get stored as fat

GNC :camby: their job is to sell you anything and all of their shyt is pricier than Amazon by a large margin
 

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what car you drive? thats a pretty big receipt on how much you making :youngsabo:

4 racks on christmas :gladbron: :heh: that wouldnt even cover the deposit for the artists I book :camby:

blessed on the genetic side :what: bruh you look like shyt. You are tall. Thats it.

Look breh, go play

You're a child and adults are conversing
 

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Some of that is based on some truth tho, like I said earlier

Test levels go up when you don't masterbate or bust nuts. Horny = hormone levels high that's why "no fap" is getting really popular

And eating food that late is bad for most people because they go to bed soon after. If you're sleep you aren't burning calories so it does just get stored as fat

GNC :camby: their job is to sell you anything and all of their shyt is pricier than Amazon by a large margin


breh. not beating your dikk is not going to take your bench from 135 to 155. The difference would be negligible at best. that no fap shyt is popular because nikkas minds are fukked from porn not to increase lifts :laugh:

and so you telling me if I go a whole day without eating, then eat a meal before bed i'm going to gain weight :mjlol: Who the fukk told you your body is not burning calories while you sleep. Thats ridiculously inaccurate :patrice:
 

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Look breh, go play

You're a child and adults are conversing

You are in here talking about weight/height dont matter when it comes to strength :heh:, not jacking off will increase your strength a lot :heh:, you just said your body doesnt burn calories when you sleep :heh:

fukking :dead: bruh.. a lot of times I question if thats you in that video cause a lot of the shyt you say just sounds so wildly inaccurate its hard to believe you are trainer

it also doesnt help that when you first joined this forum you were telling people you were 6'7 and now you are 6'6 and it took you a whole 2-3 months or so to finally post what you lift :duck:

I see you though man

"you dont burn calories when you sleep"

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shout out to @Zeu$ for making this thread and @Luck self exposing his self
 

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You are in here talking about weight/height dont matter when it comes to strength :heh:, not jacking off will increase your strength a lot :heh:, you just said your body doesnt burn calories when you sleep :heh:

fukking :dead: bruh.. a lot of times I question if thats you in that video cause a lot of the shyt you say just sounds so wildly inaccurate its hard to believe you are trainer

it also doesnt help that when you first joined this forum you were telling people you were 6'7 and now you are 6'6 and it took you a whole 2-3 months or so to finally post what you lift :duck:

I see you though man

"you dont burn calories when you sleep"

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shout out to @Zeu$ for making this thread and @Luck self exposing his self

I mean I don't want to look like I'm picking sides in this lil squat but holy shyt for a trainer to say you don't burn calories while you sleep in a bro science thread is fukking :mindblown: levels of irony.
 

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I mean I don't want to look like I'm picking sides in this lil squat but holy shyt for a trainer to say you don't burn calories while you sleep in a bro science thread is fukking :mindblown: levels of irony.

"weight and height dont matter when it comes to strength" - @Luck , personal trainer

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breh. not beating your dikk is not going to take your bench from 135 to 155. The difference would be negligible at best. that no fap shyt is popular because nikkas minds are fukked from porn not to increase lifts :laugh:

and so you telling me if I go a whole day without eating, then eat a meal before bed i'm going to gain weight :mjlol: Who the fukk told you your body is not burning calories while you sleep. Thats ridiculously inaccurate :patrice:

Who said that youd jump 20 pounds :what: it might provide that edge to hit something you've been barely missing but common sense would tell you 20 pounds from not beating off is stupid to consider

I never said you didn't burn calories but eating a meal before you sleep...

Your metabolism slows down heavily when you're sleep. If you ate a 1000 calorie meal before you went to sleep, you're body would digest that before it could be burned off regardless of what you ate before that last meal. You still burn calories but at a much slower rate

Are you dudes really this dumb :why: there's plenty of sources you can verify this from.

How you start a thread and be just as dumb as what you posted in the thread

Edit: I'd bet money you're a cac, half cac or raised around / with cacs because you're posting off of stupidity and feelings hurt from this other idiots posts
 

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Who said that youd jump 20 pounds :what: it might provide that edge to hit something you've been barely missing but common sense would tell you 20 pounds from not beating off is stupid to consider

I never said you didn't burn calories but eating a meal before you sleep...

Your metabolism slows down heavily when you're sleep. If you ate a 1000 calorie meal before you went to sleep, you're body would digest that before it could be burned off regardless of what you ate before that last meal. You still burn calories but at a much slower rate

Are you dudes really this dumb :why: there's plenty of sources you can verify this from.

How you start a thread and be just as dumb as what you posted in the thread


breh you could eat your full allotment of calories at any point in the day and if you eating at maintenance or a deficit you won't be gaining weight. I don't know how a trainer doesn't know this shyt. This is literally one of the dumbest fukking things I've ever heard and here you are mr.trainer not only entertaining it but co signing it. hilarious. You show me some concrete scientific proof that eating before bed causes weight gain (you can't/won't).
 

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breh you could eat your full allotment of calories at any point in the day and if you eating at maintenance or a deficit you won't be gaining weight. I don't know how a trainer doesn't know this shyt. This is literally one of the dumbest fukking things I've ever heard and here you are mr.trainer not only entertaining it but co signing it. hilarious. You show me some concrete scientific proof that eating before bed causes weight gain (you can't/won't).

Are you stupid or just playing stupid?

Let's sit and think about what you just posted...


LibreHealth: Is it Bad to Eat Before Bed? (An In Depth Look)


Nighttime eating: commonly observed and related to weight gain in an inpatient food intake study. - PubMed - NCBI

Role of sleep timing in caloric intake and BMI. - PubMed - NCBI

Late-Night Snacks: Worse Than You Think: Northwestern University News
 
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