why the FUK do women use so much GOT DAMN TOILET PAPER?

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the thing is...TP doesnt technically 'clean' anything....it's still there....

if you've ever changed a baby and got poop on your hand...did you wipe it off with a paper towel and go about your day...or did you go wash your hands?

well then whats the difference with wiping your own ass with dry paper and going about your day? are your clean?

:gucci:
I keep wipes on deck and I still notice a lot of paper usage compared to when I just use it, but I just shrug it off
 

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Because we don't shake it...
:skip:

The question is why don't men use enough toilet paper & baby wipes. Huh?

No dingleberries, cocoburrels, or skid marks.
you ever live with or date a dude and see skids in his underwear?

one of my brothers used to have skid marks in his underwear :gag: dirty ass nikka

how the fukk does someone walk around like that
 

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Y'all asses would be mad as hell, spitting, and having fits if I suggested THEE MOST efficient/cleanest way to clean your cornholes....

All I'm going to say is it involves baby wipes and the tip of a finger 🤘

:dame::snoop::pachaha::heh::wtf::whoa::umad::damn::youngsabo::lupe::childplease::manny:

LOL
 

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Y'all asses would be mad as hell, spitting, and having fits if I suggested THEE MOST efficient/cleanest way to clean your cornholes....

All I'm going to say is it involves baby wipes and the tip of a finger 🤘

:dame::snoop::pachaha::heh::wtf::whoa::umad::damn::youngsabo::lupe::childplease::manny:

LOL


If you eating right and healthy, you shouldn't have go through all that
:dame:


You also may want to detox or take fiber to get all that shyt out your upper shyt tubes
Lol
 

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Whats with the toilet paper in the trash tho?
I've never seen a single black person do that...in my life.

However, I've seen it at a previous job that had large Hispanic / Mexican employee base.
I thought it was weird the first or 2nd time I saw it. Then I realized quickly that it was intentional and must be cultural.
 
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If you eating right and healthy, you shouldn't have go through all that
:dame:


You also may want to detox or take fiber to get all that shyt out your upper shyt tubes
Lol

You are correct...

However, junk eaters still go and should know how to clean their behinds thoroughly and properly. Yes.
 

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On God this is so true, I don't get it. It's always them clogging the toilet, never me and I take 2-3 explosive soul cleansing shyts a day!

Just shower after you shyt brehs, saves on TP and your way cleaner, wipe till minimal brown then shower the rest away.
 
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