why the FUK do women use so much GOT DAMN TOILET PAPER?

[Lady.Libra.]

you ever live with or date a dude and see skids in his underwear?

one of my brothers used to have skid marks in his underwear dirty ass nikka

how the fukk does someone walk around like that

I might have been lucky in that you don't see that stuff in the seat of boxers or boxer briefs.

The stories are abundant though. There's even an age old song about it. The lyric goes 'Standing there washing the skid marks out!'

I think it was a board where the Brehette wrote about a dude coming over. They were going to be intimate and he sat naked waiting for her to get undressed. When he stood up, there was puddin on her white comforter.

 

[Lady.Libra.]

It's always them clogging the toilet.

Make sure that the ladies aren't flussing tampons down your toilet...

 

[IVS]

they be in there like:

 

[King_Kamala61]

sister....

you really think a dry thin piece of TP is actually cleaning anything?

you might as well sit your ass on down and call it a day....the biologist in me can assure you that any bacteria you smear around with dry paper is still there

Just wasting toilet paper...if you can't trust a man bathroom to be clean when he knows you in the way ....you gotta dirty dikk you fukking

 

[King_Kamala61]

Who throws toilet paper in the garbage instead of flushing it?

I know a Filipino chick that has a household that does not flush toilet paper

 

[General Mills]

My girls moms stayed with us for two days When I say she by herself ran through a 12 pack of tissue I am not exaggerating


I was

Brehs I just closed on a house I had built. My girls mom just came over to help my girl pack up the kitchen and other stuff.


She is staying with us for a couple of days. I am currently at Sam’s buying a ton of toilet paper


I am not getting caught slipping

 

[Koli_Kat]

She got a fat ass op?

Gotta get between all them creases

 

[Koli_Kat]

we all know this. it still doesnt explain the excessive use

stop justifying the bullshyt. even wiping your ass doesnt require that much toilet paper. what kinda diet yall have that yall shyts be so gnarly?

Cheetos, margaritas and apetizers

 

[Ohene]

On God this is so true, I don't get it. It's always them clogging the toilet, never me and I take 2-3 explosive soul cleansing shyts a day!

Just shower after you shyt brehs, saves on TP and your way cleaner, wipe till minimal brown then shower the rest away.

I remember another ex i lived with clogged my toilet once and i had to go to work so I told her I would fix it later

I added a paper on the toilet saying “dont use toilet” as a reminder cause I have a guest washroom she could use. I come back and see this girl added “please…” to the note and “thank you ”. I was so fukkin annoyed…i flipped

Women are something else sometimes

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

NGL, I realized how much TP I use when I got my first WFH job in 2019. I didn’t realize how much the office was subsidizing my toilet paper use

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Sounds like you need a bidet op.

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

It's 2025 and mofos still ain't using wet wipes?

If you can't afford em consistently then you can simply just dab the toilet paper in water and use it like that and it's far more effective.

These bird brains with large asses be using damn near half the roll because they be wiping their ass dry, no bidet no water. Thats why i make sure they get freshened up before the deed. Ensures minimal ass whiff as a lot of these broads just dont know how to wipe for shyt. No pun intended.

Those clog your system and you will have to pay thousands later.

Just get a bidet and be done.

 

[Babymama Magnet]

Had this same conversation with my women literrally last week. They fukkin the planet with their toilet use... destroying trees just to wipe their batty.

Her excuse was that they have to wipe both holes

 

[Dont@Me]

NGL, I realized how much TP I use when I got my first WFH job in 2019. I didn’t realize how much the office was subsidizing my toilet paper use

See! they ADMIT IT!!!

 

[Dont@Me]

Y'all asses would be mad as hell, spitting, and having fits if I suggested THEE MOST efficient/cleanest way to clean your cornholes....

All I'm going to say is it involves baby wipes and the tip of a finger



LOL

I ain't mad as hell. I clean up to half an inch INSIDE the butthole
Anything more than that is

territory