why the FUK do women use so much GOT DAMN TOILET PAPER?

[Admiral Ackbar]

They have the holiest of holes. Keep it clean like a church.

 

[NZA]

this is one of those situations where, sure, i would rather save money, but i would also rather a woman use too much TP than not enough!

 

[boogers]

I keep 3 boxes on deck at all times. Fresh shower feeling.

honestly in my opinion if im funky enough to need wet wipes its time to just hit another shower

something like that would be good to keep in the whip though

i just know there are some stankin ass dudes out there only using "dude wipes" thinking they dont need to shower anymore. is this shyt this generations 'axe body spray'?

 

[King_Kamala61]

honestly in my opinion if im funky enough to need wet wipes its time to just hit another shower

something like that would be good to keep in the whip though

i just know there are some stankin ass dudes out there only using "dude wipes" thinking they dont need to shower anymore. is this shyt this generations 'axe body spray'?

Naw toilet paper literally smears shyt up ya backside. Wet wipes act like wash rag when you wipe. Get in and clean well.

Bootyhole be fresh

 

[boogers]

Naw toilet paper literally smears shyt up ya backside. Wet wipes act like wash rag when you wipe. Get in and clean well.

Bootyhole be fresh

you oughta join #jetset. no fresher feeling. i can point you to a good low-cost model on amazon. requires one pipe change, you can do it with a pair of channel-locks, takes 5 mins. save a ton of money on toilet paper too. you only need enough to dab yourself dry.

 

[Fill Collins]

They poo poo out of their verginas OP, you never been to for-profit Bible College?

 

[cheek100]

That’s a sign that she don’t use water to clean her hole
and that’s a no-go

 

[Black Panther]

Gotta make sure to get everything dry from middle to front, ain’t nobody trying to have soggy panties/vagina and ain’t nobody trying to get a yeast infection from an overly damp nether region. And unlike men, we are serious about getting the booty clean - tho wet wipes should be the go-to (if you don’t have a bidet). And miss me with “ShOwER aFteR”, every shyt ain’t at a time, or place, where showering makes sense or is convenient

I could never understand people who say this.

If you shower after every single shït, you're either a unemployed bum who's always at home, or so fücking regular that you can hold a shït for 12 hours so you only poop at home.

And you're probably scared to learn how to wipe yourself properly.

 

[King_Kamala61]

you oughta join #jetset. no fresher feeling. i can point you to a good low-cost model on amazon. requires one pipe change, you can do it with a pair of channel-locks, takes 5 mins. save a ton of money on toilet paper too. you only need enough to dab yourself dry.

I'm not shooting water up my ass. Bidet is how they get y'all use to having a wet ass ...that leads to silicone lubricants and then ya getting prostate massages...

I seen too many sex therapist vids in YouTube

Y'all better be careful with them bidets

Im use the primitive methods and not get turned out

 

[King_Kamala61]

I could never understand people who say this.

If you shower after every single shït, you're either a unemployed bum who's always at home, or so fücking regular that you can hold a shït for 12 hours so you only poop at home.

And you're probably scared to learn how to wipe yourself properly.

Use the wet wipes and you can have a shower fresh feeling. At Verizon I used to keep me a bucket under my cubicle. It contained Lysol wipes, citronella flushable wipes, pooppori spray and Nintendo Power Magazine

 

[boogers]

I'm not shooting water up my ass. Bidet is how they get y'all use to having a wet ass ...that leads to silicone lubricants and then ya getting prostate massages...

I seen too many sex therapist vids in YouTube

Y'all better be careful with them bidets

Im use the primitive methods and not get turned out

man there aint a damn thing gay about a bidet. its no different than taking a shyt in saudi arabia... they dont have toilet paper, they got a damn hose over a squat toilet. spraying water on your butt aint gay, unless youre thinking about @Another Man while you do it. dont let the coli make you feel insecure. nobody wants an itchy a$$hole, and you dont have to kill the planet for toilet paper either. its just water man.

 

[⠀X ⠀]

Give her some of these. She’ll barely have to wipe

 

[King_Kamala61]

I ain't mad as hell. I clean up to half an inch INSIDE the butthole
Anything more than that is

territory

Gotta clean the sphincter out. Just use the entire length of ya finger and rub the front wall in the direction of ya penis.

Clean ya ass and do an oil change and clear the line

 

[King_Kamala61]

man there aint a damn thing gay about a bidet. its no different than taking a shyt in saudi arabia... they dont have toilet paper, they got a damn hose over a squat toilet. spraying water on your butt aint gay, unless youre thinking about @Another Man while you do it. dont let the coli make you feel insecure. nobody wants an itchy a$$hole, and you dont have to kill the planet for toilet paper either. its just water man.

I had to get my prostate checked and the doctor (lesbian) used my jelly....I never wanna feel that shyt again...no liquid geaux near my ass.

I use predamp wipes...dassit

 

[boogers]

I had to get my prostate checked and the doctor (lesbian) used my jelly....I never wanna feel that shyt again...no liquid geaux near my ass.

I use predamp wipes...dassit

its funny to joke about but prostate cancer is serious. it doesnt make you less of a man getting checked out. unless you squeal or giggle while hes doing it.

no but i'll take a finger over dying from that shyt. thats how frank zappa went out. prostate cancer kills you fast.