why the FUK do women use so much GOT DAMN TOILET PAPER?

[Po pimp]

I don’t think the issue is using toilet paper as needed, and if it’s a lot, so be it. It’s when they used a bunch of tissue off the rip before even knowing how much will be necessary. It’s like they’re wrapping their hands up with it.

 

[Born2BKing]

Invite women over who take massive dookies, brehs.

 

[boogers]

Invest in a bidet OP

owe you a rep

#jetset!!!

 

[King_Kamala61]

It's 2025 and mofos still ain't using wet wipes?

If you can't afford em consistently then you can simply just dab the toilet paper in water and use it like that and it's far more effective.

These bird brains with large asses be using damn near half the roll because they be wiping their ass dry, no bidet no water. Thats why i make sure they get freshened up before the deed. Ensures minimal ass whiff as a lot of these broads just dont know how to wipe for shyt. No pun intended.

I keep 3 boxes on deck at all times. Fresh shower feeling.

 

[King_Kamala61]

Plus we always gotta wipe the seat before we use it
Even if we trust you

We still can't trust you

I clean my bathroom before a woman come over and it has the pungent odor of bleach. Don't waste my fukking toilet paper on that shyt...but you fukkin and suckin me raw ......

 

[Hacksaw Jim Thuggin]

I would rather fuk with a woman that makes sure she is straight down there. Might get excessive but handle ya business

I've never had a woman clog the toilet tho

the thing is...TP doesnt technically 'clean' anything....it's still there....

if you've ever changed a baby and got poop on your hand...did you wipe it off with a paper towel and go about your day...or did you go wash your hands?

well then whats the difference with wiping your own ass with dry paper and going about your day? are your clean?

 

[Hacksaw Jim Thuggin]

It's 2025 and mofos still ain't using wet wipes?

If you can't afford em consistently then you can simply just dab the toilet paper in water and use it like that and it's far more effective.

These bird brains with large asses be using damn near half the roll because they be wiping their ass dry, no bidet no water. Thats why i make sure they get freshened up before the deed. Ensures minimal ass whiff as a lot of these broads just dont know how to wipe for shyt. No pun intended.

nothing worse than being back there and catching a bad whiff....

session over

 

[Hacksaw Jim Thuggin]

Plus we always gotta wipe the seat before we use it
Even if we trust you

We still can't trust you

sister....

you really think a dry thin piece of TP is actually cleaning anything?

you might as well sit your ass on down and call it a day....the biologist in me can assure you that any bacteria you smear around with dry paper is still there

 

[Diondon]

Gotta make sure to get everything dry from middle to front, ain’t nobody trying to have soggy panties/vagina and ain’t nobody trying to get a yeast infection from an overly damp nether region. And unlike men, we are serious about getting the booty clean - tho wet wipes should be the go-to (if you don’t have a bidet). And miss me with “ShOwER aFteR”, every shyt ain’t at a time, or place, where showering makes sense or is convenient

Yeah, I could never be upset at a women's cleanliness
cause think of the alternative

 

[Dont@Me]

Gotta make sure to get everything dry from middle to front, ain’t nobody trying to have soggy panties/vagina and ain’t nobody trying to get a yeast infection from an overly damp nether region. And unlike men, we are serious about getting the booty clean - tho wet wipes should be the go-to (if you don’t have a bidet). And miss me with “ShOwER aFteR”, every shyt ain’t at a time, or place, where showering makes sense or is convenient

You wipe ya ass from back to front?
From crack to c*nt?

 

[Black Panther]

Buying a commercial-sized pack of Scott's from Costco and it's half gone by the end of the week


When I was single, the same pack lasted me damn near 3 months

 

[Fanservice]

Who throws toilet paper in the garbage instead of flushing it?

 

[Oatmeal]

Problem solved

 

[Luke Cage]

because they wipe when they Pee as well as poop.

We only wipe when we poop. therefore we use less paper.
There's a reason there is no toilet paper dispensers at urinals. but always at toilets

using too much toilet paper never bothered me, what i do find disgusting is all that toiler paper they leave the trash bin in the bathroom.
Why are they not flushing it? why does some paper get flushed and some get thrown in the trash? I never figured that one out.

 

[Ohene]

because they wipe when they Pee as well as poop.

We only wipe when we poop. therefore we use less paper.
There's a reason there is no toilet paper dispensers at urinals. but always at toilets

we all know this. it still doesnt explain the excessive use

stop justifying the bullshyt. even wiping your ass doesnt require that much toilet paper. what kinda diet yall have that yall shyts be so gnarly?