why the FUK do women use so much GOT DAMN TOILET PAPER?

[Wiseborn]

Plus we always gotta wipe the seat before we use it
Even if we trust you

We still can't trust you

I give you credit for even coming into the thread.

 

[Eternally Jaded]

Plus we always gotta wipe the seat before we use it
Even if we trust you

We still can't trust you

Wash hands first, then use paper towels you used to dry hands to wipe off seat.

Make sure it's a single tear, not one of those two or three piece rips.

 

[HabitualChiller]

BRUH! I was JUST HAVING THIS CONVO WITH MY GIRL 15 or so minutes ago.

When I was living alone, a 6 pack was almost a years worth of tissue. If I took a dump, I wipe for bulk, and I get my ass in the shower. No endless pulling of the roll. My girl will average a roll every 2-3 days by her damn self. Talking about she has to wipe the front and back.

Get yo ass in the shower. I know *some* of this is because of keeping the vagina healthy because constantly messing with it ain't good, but she goes through tissue like she is eating it. She is the sole purchaser of tissue now cause I'm not fukking buying the good charmin and only enjoying one-rolls worth of a 12 pack.

Why not just buy a fùcking bidet? You can literally get that shít from Amazon for under $50 and install it in 15-30 minutes.

You can even get one that comes with a heated toilet seat and a female option so they can rinse their coochie.

I'm sorry, but we gotta stop living like it's 1975. We have AI that can craft entire novels in 45 seconds, yet we're planting our asses on frigid toilet seats and then using 5-ply tissue paper to smear shít on ourselves, then take a 5-10 minute shower to do what a bidet can in 25 seconds?

Edit: I just took a big ass dump 10 minutes ago. You know what I did? I turned on the bidet function for 15 seconds. And I only used 8 squares of some cheap toilet paper.

 

[Taharqa]

I always thought because women use tissue to go pee and to shyt

 

[Ohene]

they gotta wipe both spots every time

Don’t matter
shyt mad excessive

I once had a shorty clog my toilet too. Told her id take care of it and to go to work… she didn’t want me to see her shyt so she unclogged it and threw away my plunger like a fool lol

Then my brother clogged the toilet and couldn’t find the plunger weeks later

 

[Optimus Prime]

I just installed the Toto bidet with heated seats in my master bathroom

Wife: “I see you got a new toilet seat.”
Me: “It’s a Toto from Japan, with heated seats and a dryer“
Wife: “Well I ain’t using it, I don’t want to use toilet water to clean myself . I’ll keep using the tissue”
Me: “but it’s not toilet water, etc, i barely use tissue paper anymore”
Wife: “I think it’s strange when the water shoots up your butt”
Me: “but its not strange sticking fingers up your ass to clean yourself?”

Most of our trash is just multiple grocery plastic bags we use for trash bags in the bathrooms with balls of tissue in it.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

They use it for pee. How many times a day do you pee? Imagine using toilet paper every time. Try spilling a couple drops of water on the counter, then see how many single squares of toilet paper you use so it doesn’t soak through the paper, and get your hand wet, and cover both sides so it stays wrapped around your hand. Add in blowing your nose.

How do you not know this from talking to, and living with women?

 

[Buzzed Lightyear]

I gotta start doing that. I still got that cheap shyt from when covid happened and I couldn't find anything else

Yes indeed! Cottonelle for me, Scott for them.

 

[Dont@Me]

Plus we always gotta wipe the seat before we use it
Even if we trust you

We still can't trust you

Y'all actually put your ass on the seats? That's fkn NASTY

 

[Dont@Me]

They use it for pee. How many times a day do you pee? Imagine using toilet paper every time. Try spilling a couple drops of water on the counter, then see how many single squares of toilet paper you use so it doesn’t soak through the paper, and get your hand wet, and cover both sides so it stays wrapped around your hand. Add in blowing your nose.

How do you not know this from talking to, and living with women?

I be folding the paper in half so it doesn't soak through and it effectively doubles the thickness instead of using twice the TP. They don't be doin that???? And does peeing make women blow their nose that often or something?????

 

[Dont@Me]

They use it for pee. How many times a day do you pee? Imagine using toilet paper every time. Try spilling a couple drops of water on the counter, then see how many single squares of toilet paper you use so it doesn’t soak through the paper, and get your hand wet, and cover both sides so it stays wrapped around your hand. Add in blowing your nose.

How do you not know this from talking to, and living with women?

I don't have to imagine.

I'm a sink pisser and it happens all the time. I use one square off paper and wipe that bytch up

 

[Diondon]

A lot of ass meat to cover.

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

Gotta make sure to get everything dry from middle to front, ain’t nobody trying to have soggy panties/vagina and ain’t nobody trying to get a yeast infection from an overly damp nether region. And unlike men, we are serious about getting the booty clean - tho wet wipes should be the go-to (if you don’t have a bidet). And miss me with “ShOwER aFteR”, every shyt ain’t at a time, or place, where showering makes sense or is convenient

 

[Ohene]

Gotta make sure to get everything dry from middle to front, ain’t nobody trying to have soggy panties/vagina and ain’t nobody trying to get a yeast infection from an overly damp nether region. And unlike men, we are serious about getting the booty clean - tho wet wipes should be the go-to (if you don’t have a bidet). And miss me with “ShOwER aFteR”, every shyt ain’t at a time, or place, where showering makes sense or is convenient

That “ i shower after every shyt” shyt is ridiculous

 

[Coco Loco]

They clean every time they go to the bathroom

Finally common sense