duckbutta
eienaar van mans
Spending money on Microsoft crap
Buying a $1500 thingamajig every 3 years
Looking like a dork
Getting no bytches![]()
The nerve of you lame console nikkas...
You know what looks like a dork...nikkas who have consoles

Broke boy shyt

Anybody can get a console

nikkas who say "you want fries with that" 8 hours a day get consoles

bytch walk in your living room and see a PS5 she like "my 12 year old cousin got a PS5


Then she come to my crib and see the big boy Fractal R2 in the corner and she like "damn what's that

Then she watching me play RDR2 and I use a trainer to just turn into an eagle and fly away and she like "


Tell that bytch "it's a trainer I created to turn into an animal. You know...typical pc shyt

Now she on the phone with her cousin talking about "this nikka duckbutta done turned into an eagle in RDR2. You know how to do that. I watched my brother play this on xbox nikka NEVER turned into an animal."
I got to tell her "you can't do that on xbox. Not without somebody using a PC to help you

Then after I land as an eagle, I turn into a bear and just maul the whole town of valentine just because...
Now she got her phone out taking videos and shyt of it sending to her family like "this nikka turned from arthur to an eagle to a bear

Next thing you know panties fly right off and she want to talk about where our future son going to go to school at

Sometime just to fukk wit em I change the character model to Dutch instead of Arthur...
They be like "damn which mission is this i beat this game i never played as dutch though

"Yeah. You CANT on consoles

Talking about paying 1500 every 3 years and you paying a premiums for hardware I had back in 2016

Console players JUST NOW getting SSD's in they systems


nikkas running around here on consoles not even getting native 4k

No wonder why all the women in your life beating my door down wanting to see these fallout 4 mods that make fallout 4 look better than fallout 76

Probably sick of that 1200p upscaled to "4k" at 30 fps on your playstation

Now run along and spend 60 dollars on GTA V "definitive edition" that came out on PC 3 years ago
