OPTiMO
SamsoniteMan
Back in the day if I swung and missed on a spider in my room, and I lost that muthafukker somewhere... I was taking my pillow and sleeping in the living room 
Why do SPIDERS have the innate ability to ......
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Anothergirl
Goat ™
true story....Back in the day if I swung and missed on a spider in my room, and I lost that muthafukker somewhere... I was taking my pillow and sleeping in the living room
Nintendough
#Kliq
the almost EXACT senario happen to me except i was standing by the cupboard getting a drink at like 2:30 in the morning.....hear this big "thud". i look down and see this HUGE wolf spider ice grillin me likedude i froze in panic.... like legit could not move for a few seconds. then i let out a shriek\scream.
grabbed a broom to smush it and that b*stard LUNGED AT ME!
i will never fukk with a spider again without bug spray. bugspray or
in pet stores yeah....
never seen one ....that's one thing we don't have a lot of in houston....
imagine this hanging over the bed my love
Anothergirl
Goat ™
awww HELL no! i would be frozen in the bed likeimagine this hanging over the bed my love
OPTiMO
SamsoniteMan
Sierra Mist
Banned
I aint had a house centipede in years. If you want to kill wasps use hair spray. It freezes their wings 
I don't fukk around with spider. If they are on the ceiling I tiger uppercut them and if they on the ground I Stone Cold mudhole stomp a hole in them and walk it dry.
I don't fukk around with spider. If they are on the ceiling I tiger uppercut them and if they on the ground I Stone Cold mudhole stomp a hole in them and walk it dry.
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Anothergirl
Goat ™
feel me
or spend the rest of the night like
it's funny how we assume they're automatically gonna crawl right into bed with us if we swing and miss. i'm conviced spiders have a mind of their own so no chances being taken 
Anothergirl
Goat ™
i love Andrew Zimmern but i legit had to change the channel on this episode. some shyt just doesn't need to be eaten. 
OPTiMO
SamsoniteMan
word. If just tried to take a spider out and missed, I assume he's gonna regroup with his fam and plan an all out attack on me while im asleep
TrapHouse Rock
All Star
i cant even look at the spiders chapter in textbooks in elementary school
i'm fine now with small spiders, but a big motherfukker i'm runnin
i'm fine now with small spiders, but a big motherfukker i'm runnin
but them steroid spiders they have in Australia is a different story.
Anothergirl
Goat ™
sidenote* i really shouldn't have made this thread while the hubby's outta town. *clutches can of Hot Shot* somebody hold me?
Other than the poisonous ones in africa or wherever else they are located, if that shyt ain't big enough to chase me down and eat me the fukk should i be afraid of? I know ppl who are scared of the lil normal ones you may see in ya crib or some shyt and I don't get it...wtf are you scared of? it won't attack you, it will probably run for it's life the closer you get to it....what are you screaming and crying for?
i don't get it..
i don't get it..
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Awwwww
I will say one of the scariest things I ever seen...and I seen some shyt...is when I was a kid and I went into the kitchen at like 2 am to get some lemonheads or some shyt...turn the light on...and this fairly large spider jets across the kitchen floor...had me like...went for the raid but the spider was heading underneath the stove...it got to the edge...stopped...turned...and then ANOTHER EVEN LARGER SPIDER came out from under the oven and just snatched it up and ran back under the oven with it...shyt had me like
I sprayed that hole damn can around the stove...man that shyt was so thick the next morning you couldn't even breath...went into the kitchen and our dog was in the corner like
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