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Childhood fear of mind right here. Spiders used to have me like:sadcam:

Especially if you see one in your room, but it crawls under something and you lose track of it. Then you go to sleep, wake up in the morning with itchy bumps on your legs :beli:
A can of raid stays in my kitchen now:birdman:
 
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I had a centipede crawl over my face one night while I was sleeping, that little motherfukker tried to get in my mouth, I woke up coughing like someone just had strangled me, :sadcam:

I kill spiders on site,
Though I hear in some mystic cultures,
House spiders protect your house,
I guess the white ones do,

The insects I currently dislike the most are roaches, them things will still be on earth after humans are instinct,
Roaches are so bold, they will stare at you in a face off to a honorable death while you slowly figure how to kill them.
 
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I don't mess around with bugs though to be real. To many different types down here, I literally saw something in the house I had never seen in my entire life last week. It looked like a mixture of a leech and half a earthworm. I was like yo :wtf:


Like brown recluse and black widows are the normal, and those things are Killers not just fear invoking looks but the touch of death too.


Love bugs be driving a nikka insane though, try keeping the ride clean during love bug season, it aint happening.
 
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I remember the days as a child I would pick up a worm or even cry when someone would kill a water bug, :to:

Now if I see an instinct, it gets the bushes on site, :birdman:
 
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Killer Instinct said:
Public restrooms....




Funnily enough a lot spiders will lay dormant under the seat of your toilet. Better lift that seat first. :banderas:
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That's why I only piss in public restrooms. fukk sitting down.

I remember sleeping over my ex's crib she used to hate that I went to sleep with the tv on. Well one night I get out of bed to piss and I'm rubbing my eyes as I'm headed to the bathroom. I finish just in time to look up and see the outline of a big ass spider hanging right at face level about 2 steps away:merchant:. If the tv hadn't of been on:whew: I would've kissed that damn spider and flipped all the way the fukk out. I grabbed a pair of shoes and soul clapped that b*stard straight to Belize.:camby:

Ever been driving at night and see a spider come across your windshield but when you hit the wipers he still there cause he in the car with you?:sadbron:
 
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It's those big moths that have me like :damn:, I live in England so they don't get too big here but I swear some of those things have feathers and the sound they make when they bounce of light bulbs... :wow:. When I went to Jamaica as a kid and saw all these huge motherfukkers I was grateful that they were all dead. I also saw a dead cicada floating in Dunns River, shyt didn't make sense to me :wtf:. I'm not really too worried about spiders crawling all over me when I'm sleeping though, they're smarter than that. Have you ever tried to catch them? They may look menacing but they know to evade humans if they can and they're good at it.
 
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