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:childplease: Spiders don't really bother me like that, we off that :smugdraper:























But them wasps and hornets.......


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A wasp approached(attacked in my mind tho) me when I was gettin it of my car and iswung at it recklessly while holding my keys and accidentally threw it down a hill of trees and woods.:bryan:
 

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When I was a kid, we walked to the backyard of this neighbor's house. They were gone on vacation. Anyway, there was a beehive and someone did something to alert the bees. We all run away. I was a sprinter as a kid. I could book. I was the first one the farthest away and I looked back. The friend who I was visiting got stung. He was in the back of the pack and, to keep it real... he would not have made tryouts for the 100 meter, in life... ever.

I'm in my backyard last year and I see this huge web and a huge spider. Really huge, like two inch body, legs were three inches long. I get a garden tool and kill it. It's guts were splattered on the house. Really messy. Turned out to be a harmless garden spider. They do well to eat ants and insects around the house and do not bite humans. Unfortunately, it gave me the hee-bee-gee-bees and I got rid of it with prejudice.
Even going to a pet store, a tarantula in an aquarium gives me goose bumps and fear.
 

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My Maryland/DC/VA people, what type of spiders do we have here? LOL.... Had a run in with a nasty one last week......mid-size fukker was running across my floor while I was eating...... Had no shoes on.. ran to get my shoe to kill him, lost him for about 2 minutes( of course I wasn't going to go back to eating while he was on the loose ). Finally found him, but he was hiding in-between my TV cables...Couldn't get to him, so I sprayed him with Lysol and then proceeded to stomp him out..
 

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Spiders don't even bother me, but the feeling of walking into a spider web and then having my whole body itch afterwards has me shook everytime :merchant:
I immediately go to the nearest bathroom i can, and take my shirt and shake that bytch just in case a spider got on me :huhldup:
 

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here's the whole video of that dude tryna catch the spider in the bowl btw :dead:



he flew down that ladder like :cape:
 

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I think a better question is, how the fukk do spiders always disappear when you run to get a shoe?
 
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