Why do SPIDERS have the innate ability to ......

[Remote]

I remember seeing this once:

http://memez.com/img/6938

I guess it applies more to spiders here, tho.

 

[Dank Hill]

When I was a kid, my mom and I visited my grandma in Louisiana. To make a long story short my mom got bit by a brown recluse in her sleep and they had to rush her to to hospital. I been shook of spiders ever since. My girl think its funny that I when I see one I panic and either foot stomp it or close fist punch em instead of dancing around. Some people like to keep em around to eat other bugs n shyt...naw fukk that, its either them or me in my mind.

 

[Sierra Mist]

Spiders aren't animals. They are demons from hell.

 

[observe]

I'm not scared of bees or wasps..I actually don't mind them..they're not gonna sting you just cuz they're flying around you..and even if they do sting..it's just a minor pain..

 

[Remote]

How great was this scream?



I imagine that's what some of you sound like.
By the way, I read somewhere that Daniel Stern didn't actually scream in the scene because he was afraid he'd freak the spider out. So the screaming was dubbed in afterwards.

 

[Numpsay]

I shouldn't have come in this thread

Guess I won't be sleeping tonight.

Brown Recluses are really bad in Texas, I've seen people have their lives changed after being bit by one.

 

[Anothergirl]

I will say one of the scariest things I ever seen...and I seen some shyt...is when I was a kid and I went into the kitchen at like 2 am to get some lemonheads or some shyt...turn the light on...and this fairly large spider jets across the kitchen floor...

the almost EXACT senario happen to me except i was standing by the cupboard getting a drink at like 2:30 in the morning.....hear this big "thud". i look down and see this HUGE wolf spider ice grillin me like dude i froze in panic.... like legit could not move for a few seconds. then i let out a shriek\scream. grabbed a broom to smush it and that b*stard LUNGED AT ME! i will never fukk with a spider again without bug spray. bugspray or

They have burmese pythons in Texas?

in pet stores yeah....

Centipedes though

never seen one ....that's one thing we don't have a lot of in houston....

 

[Mojo]

on spider meats???



to them hungry lil nikkas tho

 

[Yung Yogurt]

No homo but when I lived in a my mom basement during college years I remember a spider going up my pants... I felt something tickling me... Got up and spider fell out of my pants

Good thing I was wearing underwear

did u cum?

 

[Dank Hill]

This dude lost his mind

 

[Brofato]

Lol @ the end of that video. His daughter was like "I told you not to play with the spider, Daddy"


I like spiders though. I've never seen that one that big though but when I find them in my place, I just let em chill. They're usually in corners I don't visit and they kill the other bugs that are more likely to crawl on me.

at people who handle spiders with their bare hands though

 

[Anothergirl]

i heard Daddy Long Legs is actually one of the most posionous spriders too....but because their mouths are so small they cant really pierce human skin. @duckbutta can u comfirm?

 

[Anbesa]

that spider was looking at him like

 

[Anothergirl]

I'm not scared of bees or wasps..I actually don't mind them..they're not gonna sting you just cuz they're flying around you..and even if they do sting..it's just a minor pain..

false. i've been stung by a wasp. one of the most painful insect stings EVER. nevermind the swelling and itching for 2 days after (whole LEG swole up)

 

[Anothergirl]

that spider was looking at him like