who is Anakin's Skywalker's Father?

[Tom]

Found a

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torrent link

to the audiobook brehs

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Star Wars, Old Republic - Darth Plagueis (67 BBY) - Audio - Torrent Download | Bitsnoop

 

[Roid Jones]

well, for the longest time in sith history, the way they operated was by the "rule of two", which was basically, the master would take an apprentice, teach him everything, and when the apprentice was strong enough to kill the master, he would take his life, and get an apprentice of his own...and the cycle would repeat...but plagueis broke this cycle, after who knows how many thousand years lol, but he wanted master and apprentice to be equals, so he trusted sideous 100%...one night in his sleep, sideous decided it was time to kill his master, and he hit him with that lighting shyt for hours, torturing him until he died.

So dude got lit up literally

 

[Tom]

Here's the entire audio book

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXZrojfugDE[/ame]

its 5 parts in total, just click the next joint after the vid finishes

 

[Tom]

The Darth Plagueis audio book has got to be the most boring shyt I've ever listened to. I can't imagine someone actually taking the time out to read that shyt. So many irreverent boring details about planets, species and the history of said planet/species


goddamn, laid down with the headphones on thinking I was in for a treat, that shyt put me right to sleep

 

[Theabbot]

The Darth Plagueis audio book has got to be the most boring shyt I've ever listened to. I can't imagine someone actually taking the time out to read that shyt. So many irreverent boring details about planets, species and the history of said planet/species


goddamn, laid down with the headphones on thinking I was in for a treat, that shyt put me right to sleep

 

[FaTaL]

The Darth Plagueis audio book has got to be the most boring shyt I've ever listened to. I can't imagine someone actually taking the time out to read that shyt. So many irreverent boring details about planets, species and the history of said planet/species


goddamn, laid down with the headphones on thinking I was in for a treat, that shyt put me right to sleep

Listening to a book is lame, just read it

 

[Theabbot]

Listening to a book is lame, just read it

I listened to the audio during a 4 hour drive and loved it. Straight piff. Enjoyed it more than reading the book.
I guess it depends on how/where you listen.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

well, for the longest time in sith history, the way they operated was by the "rule of two", which was basically, the master would take an apprentice, teach him everything, and when the apprentice was strong enough to kill the master, he would take his life, and get an apprentice of his own...and the cycle would repeat...but plagueis broke this cycle, after who knows how many thousand years lol, but he wanted master and apprentice to be equals, so he trusted sideous 100%...one night in his sleep, sideous decided it was time to kill his master, and he hit him with that lighting shyt for hours, torturing him until he died.

damn

 

[Jax]

 

[baybulldogs]

dam this shyt sounds deep. anybody got link for that darth Plagueis ebook

 

[King Crimson]

He doesnt have one. Kind of like the Jesus of the Star Wars universe. Midichlorians basically formed him spontaneously. It's why he was so powerful as well. Would have been even more powerful had he not lost many of his cells to third degree burns and became half machine. Star Wars nikkas can refine this post. I been away for a while.

Pretty much this. Anakin's birth is supposed to be a play on the immaculate conception.

 

[winb83]

From what I read he was a divine conception brought on by the force to counter the sith. I guess he's sort of like an evil Jesus that fell victim to Satan's temptations.

 

[Black Magisterialness]

From what I read he was a divine conception brought on by the force to counter the sith. I guess he's sort of like an evil Jesus that fell victim to Satan's temptations.

totally not really.

Darth P was fukking around trying to make life from the force alone and live forever, so the force countered these efforts and conceived Anakin who killed Palpatine and brought balance to the force.

Star Wars is about Anakin Skywalker's journey, period. His turn to the dark side was going to happen all along it was necessary for the balance of the force to happen. So no he isn't really like a evil Jesus...just some one stuck in a self fufilling prophecy, its shown to be that in Episode 3.

 

[BlvdBrawler]

While we're on the topic, who the fukk was Syfo Dias?

 

[Master Teacher]

this why the prequels pretty much ruined star wars for me

Anakin never displayed any power beyond any normal jedi
he's 1-2 in duels, got his hand cut off, then in the next movie got mutiliated some more

they never explained what the prophecy was or why was it so important
Yoda is pretty much evenly matched with Sidious, Obi-Wan is still in his physical prime, but instead of helping the Republic dethrone Sidious they go into hiding?

shyt just doesn't make any damn sense and you gotta be a Lucas dikk riding fanatic to try to reason this shyt