What's The Most Simp S*** You Ever Did (Simp Confessions)

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You ain't even fukk????? GOTDAMN. Please tell you smashed after you moved her in that's ridiculous.:snoop:
of course.. i just meant i offered to let the bytch live with me before i even fukked.

she didn't have a job the whole time either :mjgrin:[/QUOTE]
U would've had to pay the same rent anyway though
Did she at least pay u in live in p*ssy and taking care of the house?
 

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A damn shame breh,:wow:. You shoulda kicked her out the first moment you found out she wouldn't be helping with rent. It's a scar for an L. But I got some simp stories fam, every dude has at least one.
her life story pulled my heart strings.. she was messican. she never met her dad and her moms was deported. her mom had given her coke as a preteen a bunch of times. she had been on her own since 14.. (lord knows the things she had to do)

she really didn't have anyone, i tried to encourage her to go to school, get a job, etc.. but she just ended up getting into drugs and thirst trapping. people with bad upbringings aren't necesarilly humbled by it.. so lesson learned[/QUOTE]
Damn you did what you can breh:wow:God will bless you for helpin ol girl out.
 

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of course.. i just meant i offered to let the bytch live with me before i even fukked.

she didn't have a job the whole time either :mjgrin:
U would've had to pay the same rent anyway though
Did she at least pay u in live in p*ssy and taking care of the house?[/QUOTE]
we were in a serious relationship, so yea i fukked daily. and she cleaned and cooked some bomb food daily. that's about all she had to offer tho
 

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You ain't even fukk????? GOTDAMN. Please tell you smashed after you moved her in that's ridiculous.:snoop:
of course.. i just meant i offered to let the bytch live with me before i even fukked.

she didn't have a job the whole time either :mjgrin:[/QUOTE]

U would've had to pay the same rent anyway though
Did she at least pay u in live in p*ssy and taking care of the house?
 

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Lol simpin is if she gave the nikka no attention, time, and made him pay everything.

Yea thats different if he knows up front .
:patrice: for a first date ...
If it doesn't dent your pockets isn't it the same as a $60 date ?

Stop thinking about your tax bracket all the time nikkas actually make money ouchea.

Some people like to go out and thats their vice .

I have friends like this they don't spend crazy money on everything else they like to go out .

Mad concerts and different restaurants its just what they like money aint a option .
 

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="OVORay78, post: 22029238, member: 14649"]her life story pulled my heart strings.. she was messican. she never met her dad and her moms was deported. her mom had given her coke as a preteen a bunch of times. she had been on her own since 14.. (lord knows the things she had to do)

she really didn't have anyone, i tried to encourage her to go to school, get a job, etc.. but she just ended up getting into drugs and thirst trapping. people with bad upbringings aren't necesarilly humbled by it.. so lesson learned
Damn you did what you can breh:wow:God will bless you for helpin ol girl out.[/QUOTE]
yea that's why i couldn't just leave her there with no one, and no where to go.. but I've learned its hard to help people that cant help themselves. :wow:
 

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U would've had to pay the same rent anyway though
Did she at least pay u in live in p*ssy and taking care of the house?
we were in a serious relationship, so yea i fukked daily. and she cleaned and cooked some bomb food daily. that's about all she had to offer tho[/QUOTE]
Unless you intended on marrying the chick, thats about what u should expect for some live in p*ssy when you're young :yeshrug:
 

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Yea thats different if he knows up front .

If it doesn't dent your pockets isn't it the same as a $60 date ?

Stop thinking about your tax bracket all the time nikkas actually make money ouchea.


Some people like to go out and thats their vice .

I have friends like this they don't spend crazy money on everything else they like to go out .

Mad concerts and different restaurants its just what they like money aint a option .
You are assuming a lot about some you don't know ... please stop it :scust:


also spending money on a stranger is stupid I don't care if you are Bill Gates it's the principle

Act like parks and beaches and coffee shops don't exist brehettes

It is simping by the way to take a first date to a concert or a nice restaurant ... # facts
 

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Yea thats different if he knows up front .

If it doesn't dent your pockets isn't it the same as a $60 date ?

Stop thinking about your tax bracket all the time nikkas actually make money ouchea.

Some people like to go out and thats their vice .

I have friends like this they don't spend crazy money on everything else they like to go out .

Mad concerts and different restaurants its just what they like money aint a option .
True it depends on whatchu doin, but on the real you can have a meaningful first date wit a female with almost no money. Vibin is really everything to be real wit you. If she really give a fukk about how much money bein spent she a gold digger.
 

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we were in a serious relationship, so yea i fukked daily. and she cleaned and cooked some bomb food daily. that's about all she had to offer tho
Unless you intended on marrying the chick, thats about what u should expect for some live in p*ssy when you're young :yeshrug:[/QUOTE]
i agree, that's not what really fukked me over.. although the thought of how much money i spent taking care of her makes me mad..

it was how drastically she flipped her personality on me. she had some serious issues from being abandoned by her family.
 
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