What's The Most Simp S*** You Ever Did (Simp Confessions)

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[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

I bought her a Quarter Pounder with cheese

"i wouldn't pay a chick ten cents to put cheese on a whopper"

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

To the posters talking about you bought her food ... don't tell me everyone was #HOH from birth ... the ducktales are strong in this thread

every single male ive ever met in my entire life is constantly being led around by their dikk.. but somehow thecoli is the exception

 

[TEH]

every single male ive ever met in my entire life is constantly being led around by their dikk.. but somehow thecoli is the exception

Exactly, and we have females co-signing the too

 

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Speaking of the HOH movement... my experiences along with the chronic bytch dependency( it's no laughing matter) A Pimp Named Slickback episode made me full on HOH .

 

[ThiefyPoo]

You are assuming a lot about some you don't know ... please stop it


also spending money on a stranger is stupid I don't care if you are Bill Gates it's the principle

Act like parks and beaches and coffee shops don't exist brehettes

It is simping by the way to take a first date to a concert or a nice restaurant ... # facts

YOU A CLOWN

True it depends on whatchu doin, but on the real you can have a meaningful first date wit a female with almost no money. Vibin is really everything to be real wit you. If she really give a fukk about how much money bein spent she a gold digger.

My dude if i have the cash and i wanna go to mastro's thats where imma go.

Sure we can go to the park but stop thinking about YOUR POCKETS.

act like nikkas can't save and have fun brehs .

 

[OVORay78]

YOU A CLOWN



My dude if i have the cash and i wanna go to mastro's thats where imma go.

Sure we can go to the park but stop thinking about YOUR POCKETS.

act like nikkas can't save and have fun brehs .

You can save and have fun, you just don't have to bust your wallet for a broad on the first date. That's stupid spending.

 

[TEH]

YOU A CLOWN

Nah, I'm #HOH

 

[ThiefyPoo]

You can save and have fun, you just don't have to bust your wallet for a broad on the first date. That's stupid spending.

Once again you thinking about your pockets .

People spend money on way worst .

 

[OVORay78]

Nah, I'm #HOH

Tell em

 

[ThiefyPoo]

Nah, I'm #HOH

You don't get any women i can tell .
Why would i be mad at your misfortune ?

 

[OVORay78]

Once again you thinking about your pockets .

People spend money on way worst .

Well let me say this, you have to think about your POCKETS. Nikkas literally go broke every day thinkin money ain't a thing, ain't no way I'm bustin my hard earned money for a broad. We could do fun shyt that don't require a lot of money or money at all. Ain't no one tryna go broke over a thot. Especially if she ain't my girl, even if she was wouldn't matter. Wasting money is wasting money, you basically sayin it ain't as bad when you spend it on a female who's not even your girl just cause. That's some simp shyt

 

[The M.I.C.]

Chick had me and the other dude she was fukking over at her place.

Introduced the dude as her brother, which should've thrown up red flags because I remembered that she told me she only had two sisters. Anyway, we chillin..this broad starts whining about how her brother done gave this car so she can go to work and shyt (I was 19, she was 18) and how it needs some repairs to get it running and she broke..so I'm like..

Me: How much you need?

Dude: She needs $600.

Me:


Her: That's right...$600.


So I'm like where the car at? We go outside and it's a gotdamn Pontiac firebird, six speed sitting on some nice ass rims.

Me: When the hell you learn how to drive a stick?

Her: You know I know how to work a stick

Me: No...No, I don't know that.

Dude: She does though bro...very well


Me:


Anyway, I give this broad basically my check for two weeks to get "her" car fixed. She basically fell off the face of the earth for like three weeks..No replies to calls or pages. I'm out with my fellas at the theatre and I see the Pontiac with this nikka I saw at her house driving it. This nikka even got another broad with him in the whip..

This nikka sees me when him and his girl walk up to the booth and instantly starts

Me:

My boys looking at me and then him like .

Dude: I appreciate your help man...baby, say thank you to this man right here.

Girl: Thank you?

Me:


This wasn't the last time something like this happened to me

 

[TEH]

You don't get any women i can tell .
Why would i be mad at your misfortune ?

So I'm broke and I get no women according to you ... wrong on two counts want to try again?

 

[OVORay78]

Nah, I'm #HOH

Never tell a female this, it's like triggering a time bomb. Ol girl so narrow minded.