Who mans is this breh?
What's The Most Simp S*** You Ever Did (Simp Confessions)
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Who mans is this breh?
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Chick had me and the other dude she was fukking over at her place.
Introduced the dude as her brother, which should've thrown up red flags because I remembered that she told me she only had two sisters. Anyway, we chillin..this broad starts whining about how her brother done gave this car so she can go to work and shyt (I was 19, she was 18) and how it needs some repairs to get it running and she broke..so I'm like..
Me: How much you need?
Dude: She needs $600.
Me:
Her:That's right...$600.
So I'm like where the car at? We go outside and it's a gotdamn Pontiac firebird, six speed sitting on some nice ass rims.
Me: When the hell you learn how to drive a stick?
Her: You know I know how to work a stick
Me: No...No, I don't know that.
Dude: She does though bro...very well
Me:
Anyway, I give this broad basically my check for two weeks to get "her" car fixed. She basically fell off the face of the earth for like three weeks..No replies to calls or pages. I'm out with my fellas at the theatre and I see the Pontiac with this nikka I saw at her house driving it. This nikka even got another broad with him in the whip..
This nikka sees me when him and his girl walk up to the booth and instantly starts
Me:
My boys looking at me and then him like.
Dude: I appreciate your help man...baby, say thank you to this man right here.
Girl: Thank you?
Me:
This wasn't the last time something like this happened to me
a first class HOH intervention is required right here
Type a couple sentences and they have your life and back story "figured out" ..
These insecure females need to stop looking for validation on the coliType a couple sentences and they have your life and back story "figured out" ..
. Talkin bout nikkas broke cuz they don't break they wallets for a random broad.
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used to simp a known thot, she didn't want to be saved and friend zoned me with the quickness. It hurt my soul coming to school and hearing friends telling me they ran a train on her 
EDIT: I always leave this part out because this was my lowest simping moment I ever had in my LIFE. When MSN messenger was still hot I made a second profile pretending to be a girl and added that thot. And I tried to convince her I was this good guy all why I was pretending to be a girl. I'm still ashamed to this day that I went this low 
EDIT: I always leave this part out because this was my lowest simping moment I ever had in my LIFE. When MSN messenger was still hot I made a second profile pretending to be a girl and added that thot. And I tried to convince her I was this good guy
all why I was pretending to be a girl. I'm still ashamed to this day that I went this low
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Crayola Coyote
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Nawh my nikka that's what I call a domino effect, it's beyond simp shyt at this point. This story too sad to believe. That bytch is a total scumbag.Chick had me and the other dude she was fukking over at her place.
Introduced the dude as her brother, which should've thrown up red flags because I remembered that she told me she only had two sisters. Anyway, we chillin..this broad starts whining about how her brother done gave this car so she can go to work and shyt (I was 19, she was 18) and how it needs some repairs to get it running and she broke..so I'm like..
Me: How much you need?
Dude: She needs $600.
Me:
Her:
So I'm like where the car at? We go outside and it's a gotdamn Pontiac firebird, six speed sitting on some nice ass rims.
Me: When the hell you learn how to drive a stick?
Her: You know I know how to work a stick
Me: No...No, I don't know that.
Dude: She does though bro...very well
Me:
Anyway, I give this broad basically my check for two weeks to get "her" car fixed. She basically fell off the face of the earth for like three weeks..No replies to calls or pages. I'm out with my fellas at the theatre and I see the Pontiac with this nikka I saw at her house driving it. This nikka even got another broad with him in the whip..
This nikka sees me when him and his girl walk up to the booth and instantly starts
Me:
My boys looking at me and then him like
Dude: I appreciate your help man...baby, say thank you to this man right here.
Girl: Thank you?
Me:
This wasn't the last time something like this happened to me
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Crayola Coyote
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Ate a apple... now I see everything as sinful..
These insecure females need to stop looking for validation on the coli
There you go sounding stupid ass fukk again .
I said it doesn't make someone a simp if the have the money and spend it on a date thats their fukking choice.
It doesn't even mean they are doing on every broad .
You sound so broke being irate by someone spending that much on a first date .
That shyt aint even wild i would understand a $500 date .
Pretty accurate
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My nikka that's what I call a dominant effect, it's beyond simp shyt at this point. This story too sad to believe. That bytch is a total scumbag.
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My nikka that's what I call a dominant effect, it's beyond simp shyt at this point. This story too sad to believe. That bytch is a total scumbag.
Live and learn..took a couple more times over ten years before I turned savage.
How am I irate? I'm just full on with the hard on thots movement. Ain't no simpin round here bihh. You sound like a distraught gold digger who probably had a past boyfriend that didn't shower you with dough. FOH.
You damn well full of shyt and other people can see it.@TreeElecHuggica You hear this bytch?.
You sound like a idiot .
I'm not saying anything unreasonable at all .
That's how it posed to be.