please tell me you atleast got to fukk her in a degrading way...Used student loan money to pay a girl's rent.
What's The Most Simp S*** You Ever Did (Simp Confessions)
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Music Fiend
Superstar
My story is too simpish.
I'd have nikkas rollin into their grave with laughter. Idk what my 16-19 year old self was on.
But my god did it make me one cold nikka.
I'd have nikkas rollin into their grave with laughter. Idk what my 16-19 year old self was on.
But my god did it make me one cold nikka.
I was friend zoned back in my early 20's and ended up buying the chick a dress for her date with another guy. My simping days ended at that very moment
Why?? Please tell us why???Used student loan money to pay a girl's rent.
Givethanks
Superstar
Damn you nikkas are 
but i will lowe you.
The biggest simp thing i did was maybe give a girl some free kush, cuz i thought she looked good. But that was back when i was hustling, and it was nothing for me to give free kush here and there
but i will lowe you.The biggest simp thing i did was maybe give a girl some free kush, cuz i thought she looked good. But that was back when i was hustling, and it was nothing for me to give free kush here and there
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Black Andy Dwyer
ATL
I was a loner early on in college and this chick was the only friend I had. I wanted to get with her but didn't know how to do it outside of the friend zone method. Simping was all I knew and I was dumb enough to think "if I buy her things, she'll realize that I'm such a great guy and fall for me. This is guaranteed to work!Why?? Please tell us why???
" Lol obviously didn't and quite honestly, she was (and still is) a sh!tty person overall. Shortly after college, I grew a pair and my luck with women changed. I'm lucky now that I got myself a beautiful black queen who treats me like a king
I was a loner early on in college and this chick was the only friend I had. I wanted to get with her but didn't know how to do it outside of the friend zone method. Simping was all I knew and I was dumb enough to think "if I buy her things, she'll realize that I'm such a great guy and fall for me. This is guaranteed to work!
Lol obviously didn't and quite honestly, she was (and still is) a sh!tty person overall. Shortly after college, I grew a pair and my luck with women changed. I'm lucky now that I got myself a beautiful black queen who treats me like a king
I will rep you if you tell it
Ive got several. I'll be home in 30.
Tenchi Ryu
Ashtray B!tch
Not that bad actually...
Bought her and her siblings a 10 piece from popeyes...
But could have been much worse looking back.
Bought her and her siblings a 10 piece from popeyes...
But could have been much worse looking back.
... don't tell me everyone was #HOH from birth ... the ducktales are strong in this thread 
Trapperman Dave
Basil Fawty
High school gave this chick I was crushing on like 5 dollars for her bday. Bad thing about it she was talkin to one of my best friends
you can help teach these young posters not to make the same mistakes. its like community service breh
Trapperman Dave
Basil Fawty
Please beUsed student loan money to pay a girl's rent.
please
how much breh?Used student loan money to pay a girl's rent.