What's The Most Simp S*** You Ever Did (Simp Confessions)

[ben anderson]

Is that really simp if you got it

I think y'all have things confused at times seriously .

i was a young nikka. that was a lot.

 

[Solano707]

Pretty girl I dated back right out of high school

I was a absolute hustler out of high school, sold weed and had 2 jobs, 1 at a telemarketing place and worked for my school in the after school program.

Anyway , ole girl used to lie a lot about shyt she had going on to get money out me, lied about her car breaking down, lied about her lights being out at her granny house where she lived, lied and said she got jumped on by her ex ,

But the soft spot for me, was the fact she had a child, but the child was actually disabled. She used that kid as a golden goose. I don't feel sorry for getting her kid toys and shyt, the biggest simp thing was putting this girl on my phone plan, heifer ran the bill to over a 1000 dollars smh.

Had my Playa card revoked for awhile, glad I at least smashed on the regular, and she was fine as fukk. But lesson was learned, if you base a relationship all about money you will get burned. Smh

fukk breh, you know - she going to pay all that shyt back PLUS interest charging the card on her disabled child like that. I wouldn't feel bad for helping out the kid, but yeah - putting a broad on YOUR bills, fukk now. We all learn though.

 

[Imlinkin]

Did meeka know you used to hate her? I'm assuming you got her pregnant that night she stayed over

smh....here goes ...(deep breath)

I wanted this light skin joint (that was my thing at the time 15)
I mean really wanted her

would walk the bytch from the bus everyday
call her around 6 every night, 7 days a week
had a gut feeling I was a joke to her
so that summer I started flipping work...
we talked maybe twice the whole summer

towards the end of the summer my nikka had a party
she came looking for me and found me leaving the bathroom with a girl from across town
asked me to walk her and her friend meeka home so we could talk
(I hated meeka whenever I would be just about to smash redbone
she would show up and cockblock)

redbone then asks me for 400 for back to school shyther mom had recently lost her job, and I haven't heard from her because the phone was cut off...but she missed me soo much that she came to the projects to find me!

now in my mind im singing

Im gonna get some p*ssy, IIIIIII'm gonna get some p*ssyyyyy




I just wanted to bust them drawlz at least once
after I hit her with the bread she fa sho disappeared

nikkas started calling me a resthaven on the block My mind was fukked up for four months
she had decided to quit school and gotten pregnant by some nikka in the city
the 400 was used to get a pack for dude

I move down south and run into her friend meeka at a local club
she started beefing with her drunk sorority sister
I took her home and told her she could hit the couch and ill take her to RDU airport in the morning
we now have a son
we saw redbone at CIAA
(bag of laundry built side of the game these days)

 

[Solano707]

Drove all the way from Cleveland to Columbus in a busted ass whip while the sniper dude was actively shooting folks, my car broke down and I had to call my dad to come get me.

Man did he talk shyt the whole way home

"p*ssy almost got you killed today boy "

crazy how our dad's know so much

 

[HabitualChiller]

I poured my heart out to a girl on Facebook Messenger It had to be about a 2000 word message. shyt took 30 minutes to write

We were actually talking for a little over 2 weeks even though she had liked me for 4 years dating back to me being in the 9th grade and her in the 8th. She had some big ass t*ts, fam

Anyways, I had pissed her off by saying some slick shyt and wanted to tell her how I (which was actually my dikk)felt. She accepted the apology and we met up at a Library later on. Nothing happened...

I thought that we could fukk outside or at least she could give me head on the fukking bench. It was pitch black out. No one would even see

She had a lot of male friends and they would always drop hearts whenever she made Facebook posts. I started getting some more feelers that she was hoe. She would let dudes 'duke bust' her which is pretty much dry humping someone from behind.

 

[Darealtwo1]

To the posters talking about you bought her food ... don't tell me everyone was #HOH from birth ... the ducktales are strong in this thread

it's not HOH....it's that we just never really had to struggle or go through hell to get p*ssy I don't know why this is so hard to believe. Just because you didn't hit the genetic lottery doesn't mean we all didn't

 

[joeychizzle]

Rode a fukking bicycle for 40 goddamned minutes in the cold British winter to bring medication to this THICK darkskin Congolese queen bytch who was down to smash one minute and claiming virginity the next :trillbunb:

 

[Giselle]

Put it this way I remember the 90's as a young boy / young man so yeah old man reporting. Still, I don't believe it ... when a woman grabs your heart you are likely to do what she says unless you really know better. But if they have never had a girlfriend or never really wanted a girl that they couldn't get badly then ... welp what can I say ...

Plus don't act like females don't ask for money from guys even now (TODAY) ... and it is given ...

As I said, that hasn't been able to happen for a lot of younger people. A lot of these younger people have never had anything outside of a sexual relationship.

it's not HOH....it's that we just never really had to struggle or go through hell to get p*ssy I don't know why this is so hard to believe. Just because you didn't hit the genetic lottery doesn't mean we all didn't

This too. I don't think the older males get it.

Younger males were/are not forced to get to know/like/fall for a girl before fcking like a lot of you older males were. Both genders these days fck strangers hence them having active sex lives, but no love/romantic lives and no "simp" stories.

 

[ndthentherewasx]

Helping raise her kid, lent her money, took em out, paid and the chic still act funny around me


Even had the audacity to take me off her snapchat recently



Che puta madre

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

As I said, that hasn't been able to happen for a lot of younger people. A lot of these younger people have never had anything outside of a sexual relationship.

This too. I don't think the older males get it.

Younger males were/are not forced to get to know/like/fall for a girl before fcking like a lot of you older males were. Both genders these days fck strangers hence them having active sex lives, but no love/romantic lives and no "simp" stories.

what world are you living in? nobody "forced" me to know anyone ever

these kids probably fell out with their friends over p*ssy before. fought over p*ssy before, etc.

 

[Giselle]

what world are you living in? nobody "forced" me to know anyone ever

these kids probably fell out with their friends over p*ssy before. fought over p*ssy before, etc.

Males used to have to hang out with a girl, talk to her, get to know her, spend lots of time with her, maybe even agree to be in a relationship with her before being able to fck. If you didn't do those things, you wouldn't be able to fck anyone. None of that is needed now.

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

Dope ending but u prolly still coulda smashed her friend if u strait up told her that 400 wasn't free

Gurrrrrl...what you gonna do for it?

 

[GodinDaFlesh]

Straight up gave a chick $100 in the hope I'd smash.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Males used to have to hang out with a girl, talk to her, get to know her, spend lots of time with her, maybe even agree to be in a relationship with her before being able to fck. If you didn't do those things, you wouldn't be able to fck anyone. None of that is needed now.

this isn't the 1950s anymore. americans were all about casual sex since the hippies.

 

[Mirin4rmfar]

Males used to have to hang out with a girl, talk to her, get to know her, spend lots of time with her, maybe even agree to be in a relationship with her before being able to fck. If you didn't do those things, you wouldn't be able to fck anyone. None of that is needed now.

I don't this is true at all, the most desirable males do not have to do anything because average women would not make them work for it. Like one dude say, if you hit the genetic lottery, you don't have to simp. It is just that guys see that these women are willing to be easy to these men so they don't want to put any effort towards it at all.