SuaveyBoi115
All Star
Complimented my prom date throughout the whole date. 
What's The Most Simp S*** You Ever Did (Simp Confessions)
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SuaveyBoi115
All Star
I do this and still can't
GoldCoastSaint
Yall nikkas hate everything but Tariq Nasheed
Gave an ex (he was a ex at the time I did this) 500 after Katrina. He drove to Arkansas to get it then bounced. I was scared the whole time cause girls are taught to not fund men or they'll use you. 2 yrs later he paid my tuition for the yr. Didnt even ask him to. Didn't even tell him I needed it. My teammate was gossiping about my finances to him and he came all the way through.
Mim-Wage Baller
ASAPdemon
The most simp shyt I ever heard was on an episode of the 5150 show. This nikka Corey said Chicago got hit with a bad snowstorm one year and this girl who he was talking to called him because her car was stuck in snow. So he shoots over there to dig out her car. While he's digging her whip out he leaves his car running so it's hot when it's time for him to cut. So when he finally gets done his car battery died and he asks the chick for a jump. Do you know this bytch responded with something to the effect of "I don't want you messing my car up" and drove off
Front row for a Lakers game and dinner at Katsuya in LA Live afterwards. Didn't hit.
As a Junior in high school I was crushing on this girl, and we kept making plans to go out. She canceled plans with me 17 times, and my dumb azz just kept coming back. (While still buying her shyt.) Her father was the one who sat me down and told me man to man that it was never gonna happen between her and I so I should just move on. Still got respect for the dude to this day for being real with me. Oddly enough though, every time I would go over and my crush would do me dirty I would start talking with her older sister... 
We were fukkin' for a good 7 months before she went away to college. When God shuts a door, he opens a window somewhere else...
We were fukkin' for a good 7 months before she went away to college. When God shuts a door, he opens a window somewhere else...
i couldnt do itfell hard for the chick i lost my virginity to....found out she was getting trains ran on her @ in multiple cities.....and i still took her back
AyBrehHam Linkin
First Black Brehsident
My pops versed me on this #HOH shyt in 8th grade. 
The most simp shyt i ever did recently was buy some hoe some perkins when i was drunk but she paid me back the next day anyway
But godamn some of you nikkas are straight suckaz
The most simp shyt i ever did recently was buy some hoe some perkins when i was drunk but she paid me back the next day anyway
But godamn some of you nikkas are straight suckaz
Indiglow Meta (R$G)
Ultra.
This doesn't count. He came through.
Indiglow Meta (R$G)
Ultra.
@ThiefyPoo it's still tricking if you "got it"
I love the dmv for that reason. It's a nightmare for punk bytches and a dream for a finesse nikka. Women there are my favorite in the world.
I love the dmv for that reason. It's a nightmare for punk bytches and a dream for a finesse nikka. Women there are my favorite in the world.
MarloStanTrill
Banned
throat cancer on the rise b, have fun speaking out of a straw breh
if u get cancer from your gurls p*ssy u need to think about the type of women you dealing wit
also if its so toxic that u think u get throat cancer from eating it....why are you smashing at all?
"i rather lose my throat than my dikk" - Every guy with a dikk
why?