What's The Most Simp S*** You Ever Did (Simp Confessions)

[EndDomination]

The most simp-like thing I ever did was basically feed this woman for an entire year.
I grew up with a friend group where we'd buy each other shyt all the time, and not really count it because it'd always be paid back on weekly outings.
I assumed she was just like this, and after we fukked around a little, and set up platonic walls, the reciprocation just vanished.
Meanwhile the other women I'm friends with buy me food or tickets, and I do the same, but I kept up the food/money drain a bit with this woman.
I actually paid for an Uber so she could get to the airport and fly out of town, not realisng it was to fukk some dude my ex knows.
I cut that off right afterward. Never again.
I also did some simp shyt with my other ex girlfriend, including taking her back when she cheated on me and maintaining a long-distance relationship knowing I couldn't trust her.

I'm incredibly aloof now, and it turns a lot of women off.
Simping fukked me up

 

[HE_Pennypacker]

Gave this pregnant bytch my seat on a train. I learned my lesson

 

[Chris Cool]

In high school bought a bytch food and cds and shyt, all while she had a boyfriend.



College was doing a bytches homework when I ain't even do mines. I'm getting Ds and shyt but I'm doing her homework. luckily i realized the stupidity of that shyt and ended that real quick.

 

[The M.I.C.]

Why did you fall for this?

I was young.


I won in the end as far as I'm concerned, she's living in Jacksonville FL, single with three teenage kids and a belly.

 

[Afro]

I'm incredibly aloof now, and it turns a lot of women off.
Simping fukked me up

I know what you mean man

 

[EndDomination]

I let this girl where my jacket in 11th grade and she never gave it back.

Did the same thing with a Supreme sweatshirt in 11th grade.
It cost me a month's worth of allowance

 

[EndDomination]

A lot of cats be on this shyt that ole boy here is talking about..

 

[EndDomination]

Drove all the way from Cleveland to Columbus in a busted ass whip while the sniper dude was actively shooting folks, my car broke down and I had to call my dad to come get me.

Man did he talk shyt the whole way home

"p*ssy almost got you killed today boy "

Could've found a nice Shaker girl instead

 

[Family Lives Matter]

Women in here talking about they were simps once


You got pimped ladies
But the game is to be sold not to be told

 

[mrfortune]

Ate her p*ssy, didn't fukk, and cuddled the bytch afterwards.....lol....my shyt is trivial compared to yall nikkas paying hoze rent and shyt though

nothing wrong with that

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

Why did you fall for this?

I would've blew up his spot

 

[folasade]

I used to give one of my exes money to help him with gas or with his bills. He was making more than I was, but he had kids so I figured I would help him out. It turns out dude was cheating on me with big girls and taking them out on expensive dates and shyt. Never helping a man again.

 

[Xerces]

I was friend zoned back in my early 20's and ended up buying the chick a dress for her date with another guy. My simping days ended at that very moment

 

[folasade]

I would've blew up his spot

Same. It was painfully obvious.

 

[MeachTheMonster]

Could've found a nice Shaker girl instead

Funny you said that. Me and ole girl didn't work out.

I drove all the way there for her to tell me we should break up. She gave me some then told me she had been messing with another dude, and she didn't want to be tied down while away at school. I left feeling fukked up


Got back home and my rebound was a nice Shaker girl that I ended up marrying and impregnating 4 times