My lil squad of friends when I was a kid was mainly black, but we had a few Hispanic and white kids. One day a new neighbor wanted to join our game. Some skinny white kid. So we were like aite cool, whatever. We already had about 2 white kids in the squad so no one was tripping about race. We start playing and I notice this new kid is wack as fukk. All he'd do is stand near the QB asking for the ball, and if you gave it to him he'd fall on the ground and catch feelings if someone touched him (we played touch football). Obviously we stopped passing him the ball, and he started getting upset. So aite, I'm the QB now, we snap and I'm trying to find someone to pass to while the defense counts to 12, then the new kid runs up and slaps me in the face and says "PASS ME THE BALL NEGROSS."
as in this cac took the words "negro" and "gross" and mixed them shyts together to create an entirely different word. This cac was out chea creating racist words like they were crafting items in Skyrim, b.
I pushed him - it wasn't even hard, it was more of a shove - and this cac falls down. Everyone started laughing at him and he ran away crying. So we continued the game like nothing happened.
20 minutes later multiple cops cars show up. The cops point to me and some others and tell us to come with them, and I quickly realize they're only picking the black ones. One of the white kids in our group speaks up and says he's coming with us because anything we did, he did too. So they take him too. That white dude is still my nikka to this DAY
The cops literally drove us to the police department and had us in the front waiting room before putting us in some big ass office room for 30 minutes. Everyone's parents came eventually and got us out tho.
Turns out that sissy white boy went home and claimed all the black and Hispanic kids started beating on him, and his parents called the cops on us. This dude didn't have a single scratch on him. He wasn't even sweaty either since he technically wasn't playing with us, he was just falling whenever he caught the ball.
The next day this cac's parents had the audacity to come to my house and apologize on some "your son hurt my son, but we didn't mean for the police to do what they did" shyt. Nah I didn't hurt nobody, I shoved him. My mom told his mom to get the hell out of our drive way
BREHS
aite so more than a decade later me and some of my childhood homies went to see a movie and guess who was the janitor? That white cac fukkboy. All my friends graduated college and were chilling together, turns out that sissy fukkboy was working custodial jobs and didn't finish his education.
I gave him the mean mug like I was gonna do shyt, then I gave him a black man nod and he flinched. TRUE STORY