what was ya moms choice of weaponry to whop that ass??

KENNY DA COOKER

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Nah but my mom told that when she was a kid in Jamaica, it was open season if you was horsing around.

You'd be like :noah:, meanwhile the teacher's like :shaq:

West Indian mothers are like the Shaolin Monks of ASS WHUPPING...

i'm still traumatized to this day :snoop:
 
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Lol@ if that's a list of chores for the children to the left.
:wtf:

:dead:
 

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wooden spoon, although one time i was messing with her candles and she had two that were connected at the wick, she used em like nunchucks and beat the shyt out of me :sadbron:

Oh yea broke those big wooden spoons on my back once,when she broke it i was all :umad: and she just grabbed another one and continued beating my ass :sadcam:
 

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Only pops did the ass whoopin with belts.

What made it worse was the fact that he would get off work after mid-night and he would wake me up just to :deadhorse:.

*Pretending to sleep

*Sees light turned on in hallway through the space below the door.

*hears belt buckle clacking while pops is walking toward door.

me: :sadbron:

__

Ofcourse it was funny hearing my younger bro getting his ass peeled in the next room :russ:
 

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Maaaaaaan. I remember the worse when my moms would say she's going to whoop my ass LATER. The anticipation alone would kill me.

What yall know about running off to sleep with one eye open:mjpls:






























Moms wasnt stupid...she's wake me up and beat dat ass:takedat::sadbron:
 

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my moms didn't whoop me but my dads weapon of choice of belts or extension cords :wow:

my grandma used switches :noah:
 

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I still remember the day where my mom broke a wooden broom stick in half on my back

My moms west Indian so it's not just hitting it's planning and torture

Like this one time she put clothe pins on my ears,nose,and lips and a gallon of water had to be raised over my head while I was on my knees.

Oh the memories
 

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Nah but my mom told that when she was a kid in Jamaica, it was open season if you was horsing around.

You'd be like :noah:, meanwhile the teacher's like :shaq:

Our principal had a big ass paddle at middle school with holes drilled into it so the air doesn't slow that shyt down. It was fukked up, man.


So fukked up. :thumbsdown:
 

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thick leather belt and open hand slaps

sent from my phone nikka....
 

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chancletas was her weapon of choice. she was legendary with clothes hangers and extension cords as well.
 
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