What happens in Florida stays in Florida (wishful thinking) (updated with fukkery)

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Drug smugglers turning to Fla. as easier alternative amid heavy security at Mexican border


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WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. (CBS12) — With the increase of security at the southern border with Mexico, experts say drug smugglers will look for other ways to get their product into the U.S.

Drug smugglers have already been moving large amounts of drugs through Florida, it’s easy to do because of our wide-open border.

However, CBS12 News Investigates found with heightened security at the southern border, the drug trafficking problem in Florida is expected to get worse as smugglers seek out new, less risky routes of bringing drugs into the U.S.

CRACK DOWN ON THE SOUTHERN BORDER WITH MEXICO
When it comes to securing the southern border with Mexico, Homeland Security, said Border Patrol is better staffed today than at any time in its 88-year history.


There, they have more razor wire fencing, “boots on the ground,” as well as unprecedented attention and resources.

According to Customs and Border Protection, the security measures are working.

Their latest busts include more than $2 million worth of meth seized at a checkpoint in the Rio Grande Valley in May and nearly $4.6 million worth of fentanyl and meth seized in January at the Port of Nogales in Arizona.

WHY FLORIDA’S BORDER IS AN ATTRACTIVE OPTION FOR DRUG TRAFFICKERS
Much less attention is being paid to Florida’s border.

With so many resources going to southern border security, much less is coming to this state, leaving Florida exposed.

It is surrounded by 1,200 miles of coastline and smuggling drugs into the U.S. by boat is the prime way of getting around the heavily guarded southern border.

"We really can't secure this border," said Lisa Ruth, a former CIA officer who specializes in intelligence and security. “I anticipate that we will see more guns, more drugs, more human trafficking and illegal immigrants coming through. It’s just such a well-established transit route that we are going to see those coming back again and they already have started.”

The Department of Homeland Security said they increased the number of “boots on the ground” on the border with Mexico to 18,500 Border Patrol agents.

That is more than double what they had 20 years ago.

Meanwhile, Florida only has 130 border patrol agents guarding its entire coastline.

"You look out here, where are you going to have a police presence? You’re talking about miles and miles and miles of coastline," said Ruth as she walked along Ocean Reef Park in West Palm Beach.

Illegal migrants often use Ocean Reef Park and other nearby beaches to make their illegal entries into the U.S.

FEDERAL BORDER PROTECTION AGENCIES WORKING TOGETHER TO STOP ILLEGAL MIGRANTS
Three federal agencies work hand-in-hand to guard Florida: the U.S. Coast Guard, Air and Marine Operations of CBP and Border Patrol.

"We see people. We see narcotics. Cocaine. We see marijuana,” said Florida-based Border Patrol Chief Patrol Agent Peter Daniel. “We see any type of contraband that they can bring in unlawfully into the U.S. because this is the border."

Border Patrol stops smuggling attempts from land.

There counterpart, Air and Marine Operations works to stop smugglers before they ever reach the shore.

They recently received a new speed boat used for chasing down smugglers on across dangerous waters.

Alejandro Rodriguez, Marine Interdiction Agent for Air and Marine Operations of CBP, said that one boat cost about $1 million dollars.

However, to keep drugs out of Florida, they said they need all the resources they can get.

CBS12 News rode along with Rodriguez and his crew while they looked for threats on the water.

"We're looking for vessels coming in from foreign, vessels that could possibly be defrauding, smuggling money outbound, smuggling narcotics or goods inbound,” he said. “Anything that's going to defraud the United States.”

The U.S. Coast Guard also patrols our wide open borders.

CBS12 News joined them for an exclusive overnight ride and a firsthand look at how difficult it is to patrol such a large area.

Lt. Joshua Tucker and his crew looked for boats that might be carrying drugs and other contraband coming in from the Bahamas.

"The vessels that are up to nefarious actives will actually blend in with normal recreational boating traffic," he said.

In February, an innocent looking boat was interdicted by the U.S. Coast Guard carrying 128 pounds of cocaine about five miles East of Haulover Inlet near Miami.

So far this year, the U.S. Coast Guard stopped about 90.7 tons of cocaine valued at $2.5 billion dollars from entering the U.S. and in 2018, they stopped about 230 tons of cocaine worth about $6.2 billion.

But with it being harder for smugglers to get drugs through the southern border with Mexico, more will come to Florida making a hard job even harder.

In fiscal year 2018, the Department of Homeland Security's $85 million grant, called "Operation Stonegarden," gave 73 percent of that money to just four states, the states along the southern border with Mexico.
 

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Metal door collapses on African painted dog at Zoo Miami, killing it instantly
Investigation into equipment failure underway

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A metal door collapsed on an African painted dog Monday morning at Zoo Miami, killing the animal instantly, Zoo Miami spokesman Ron Magill announced in a news release.

Magill said the incident occurred during a routine transfer of the pack, which included both parents and five juveniles.

He said a cable that supported a solid metal guillotine door separated and the door then fell on the animal, killing it instantly.

The juvenile that was killed was a female and one of five puppies that was born on Jan. 23. One male juvenile and three female juveniles remain in the pack.

"Holding areas for most of the carnivores, omnivores and primates at the zoo consist of a series of enclosures that are connected by a system of hallways," the news release stated. "Giving access through the hallways is done remotely by animal science personnel using pulleys and cables to lift and lower guillotine doors, allowing the staff to regulate access between the animals in the holding areas as well as access to and from the exhibit habitat."

Magill said an investigation into what caused the door to collapse is underway, which will include inspections of all similar equipment used throughout the zoo.

"It is important to note that this system of guillotine doors is only used to provided access within a secure area between the animals and their exhibit habitat and that no animal would have access to any public areas as a result of such a failure," the news release stated.


 

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Video: Shirtless Florida Man Steals FHP Cruiser to Set Off 149 MPH Chase



A shirtless Florida man stole a Florida Highway Patrol trooper's car and led a chase reaching nearly 150 mph on the Turnpike.

Shane Jensen – a 22-year-old Largo resident – is accused of stealing the FHP vehicle on May 2. The incident began when a trooper noticed a shirtless man who appeared to need medical assistance on the side of Florida's Turnpike, FHP said.

The trooper spoke with him for a few minutes and then went to speak to a Florida Department of Transportation Road Ranger, video released Friday shows.

At that moment, the suspect saw an opportunity, according to investigators. He jumped behind the wheel and drove away quickly as the trooper yelled commands he ignored, video shows.

About ten minutes later, troopers set a roadblock, stifling traffic further down the Turnpike, WESH reports

Stuck in gridlock, three law enforcement officers approached the stolen cruiser with guns drawn.

Dashboard cameras show the car thief weaving through traffic at 120 miles per hour while troopers chased him from behind. At one point, the vehicle reached 149 mph.

The driver would eventually run over a spike strip – swerving to a stop. He left the vehicle, hopped over the highway's median and ran into a wooded area through oncoming traffic.

Jensen was arrested in the wooded area, officials said. No one was injured in the incident.

One tried opening the passenger-side door. The driver accelerated through the road shoulder to escape, video shows. He came across the roadblock and made a U-turn.
 
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11-foot gator captured, euthanized after being spotted by firefighters in Miami
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MIAMI (WSVN) - A group of firefighters worked well into the night to ensure an 11-foot alligator that was lurking around a Miami neighborhood was captured, but due to safety concerns, the creature was euthanized.

The Miami Fire Rescue crew had noticed something strange during their drive back to the station near Northwest 13th Street and 37th Avenue, just after 11 p.m., Friday.

At first, the crew thought the reptile was an unconscious person.

“As they got closer, they noticed that this was not a person but actually an 11-foot alligator,” said Miami Fire Rescue Capt. Ignatius Carroll.

:mjlit:"Aye, yall wanna see a dead body?"

"HOLY SHYT, that's a fuccin alligator u piece of shyt!" :damn:
 

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Florida man threatens to eat eyes and tongues of cops
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MELBOURNE, Fla. - A Florida man is in trouble after he threatned to behead numerous police officers and then eat their eyes and tongues.

Ken Freeman, 50, was arrested and charged with six counts of threatening death or serious bodily harm of a law enforcement officer.


Six Melbourne police officers approached Freeman Thursday outside a dikk's Sporting Good store after he hit a man and threatened to cut his "(expletive) head off" in front of his family.

Florida Today reports Freeman and the man were making obscene hand gestures at each other while driving before the incident.

Following his threats to the unidentified man, Freeman then threatened to decapitate the police officers and eat their eyes and tongues.
 

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154 arrested during undercover Florida prostitution, human trafficking sting


Courtesy: Polk County Sheriff's Office

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POLK COUNTY, Fla. (WSVN) — A massive undercover operation has resulted in the arrests of over 150 people.

The Polk County Sheriff’s Office announced the arrests of 154 people after a six-day operation entitled “Operation No Spring Fling.”


The sheriff’s office said a 17-year-old girl and a 23-year-old woman were identified as likely victims of human trafficking. A 17-year-old boy who traveled to the undercover location is also being considered a victim of human trafficking.

The 154 suspects range in age from 17 to 69 years of age, and they include 69 prostitutes, 75 people who solicited prostitutes, two people accused of traveling to meet a minor and five people inside the country illegally.

One of the suspects included 34-year-old James Michels who, investigators said, traveled to meet with an undercover detective posing as a 14-year-old boy.

Investigators said Michels was HIV-positive yet told the undercover detective that he was not, and that he wanted to have unprotected sex. Authorities also said Michels had child pornography with him when he was arrested, including a piece of evidence showing the sexual battery of a child between 12 and 36 months.

A total of 46 felony charges and 202 misdemeanor charges were filed against the suspects.
 

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Florida deputies find gator and shark in the same creek
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GAINESVILLE, Fla. - It doesn’t get much more “Florida” than this: Alachua County deputies were called over the weekend after a shark and an alligator were found in the same creek.

On Sunday, the Sheriff’s Office posted a tweet sharing the discoveries. The tweet showed side-by-side images of the shark and gator with a caption that said in part: “Never a dull moment.”

Luckily for Gainesville residents, it doesn’t look like Lake Forest Creek is suddenly teeming with sharks. In fact, deputies said it appears shark was “caught elsewhere and dumped.”

It’s unclear where the shark, which measured more than five feet long, came from. If you’ve got any ideas, share them below in the comments.

 

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154 arrested during undercover Florida prostitution, human trafficking sting


Courtesy: Polk County Sheriff's Office

7 News WSVN




POLK COUNTY, Fla. (WSVN) — A massive undercover operation has resulted in the arrests of over 150 people.

The Polk County Sheriff’s Office announced the arrests of 154 people after a six-day operation entitled “Operation No Spring Fling.”


The sheriff’s office said a 17-year-old girl and a 23-year-old woman were identified as likely victims of human trafficking. A 17-year-old boy who traveled to the undercover location is also being considered a victim of human trafficking.

The 154 suspects range in age from 17 to 69 years of age, and they include 69 prostitutes, 75 people who solicited prostitutes, two people accused of traveling to meet a minor and five people inside the country illegally.

One of the suspects included 34-year-old James Michels who, investigators said, traveled to meet with an undercover detective posing as a 14-year-old boy.

Investigators said Michels was HIV-positive yet told the undercover detective that he was not, and that he wanted to have unprotected sex. Authorities also said Michels had child pornography with him when he was arrested, including a piece of evidence showing the sexual battery of a child between 12 and 36 months.

A total of 46 felony charges and 202 misdemeanor charges were filed against the suspects.

Was just about to post this. The other states might as well throw in the damn towel. :francis::scust:
 

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Broooo :russ: fukking florida. One of my coworkers is from Tampa and told me Florida has wildfires also.

So you have to deal with
1. Hurricanes
2. Wildfires
3. Tornadoes
4. Wildlife
5. The people

I'm staying the fukk away
 

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Drug smugglers turning to Fla. as easier alternative amid heavy security at Mexican border


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WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. (CBS12) — With the increase of security at the southern border with Mexico, experts say drug smugglers will look for other ways to get their product into the U.S.

Drug smugglers have already been moving large amounts of drugs through Florida, it’s easy to do because of our wide-open border.

However, CBS12 News Investigates found with heightened security at the southern border, the drug trafficking problem in Florida is expected to get worse as smugglers seek out new, less risky routes of bringing drugs into the U.S.

CRACK DOWN ON THE SOUTHERN BORDER WITH MEXICO
When it comes to securing the southern border with Mexico, Homeland Security, said Border Patrol is better staffed today than at any time in its 88-year history.


There, they have more razor wire fencing, “boots on the ground,” as well as unprecedented attention and resources.

According to Customs and Border Protection, the security measures are working.

Their latest busts include more than $2 million worth of meth seized at a checkpoint in the Rio Grande Valley in May and nearly $4.6 million worth of fentanyl and meth seized in January at the Port of Nogales in Arizona.

WHY FLORIDA’S BORDER IS AN ATTRACTIVE OPTION FOR DRUG TRAFFICKERS
Much less attention is being paid to Florida’s border.

With so many resources going to southern border security, much less is coming to this state, leaving Florida exposed.

It is surrounded by 1,200 miles of coastline and smuggling drugs into the U.S. by boat is the prime way of getting around the heavily guarded southern border.

"We really can't secure this border," said Lisa Ruth, a former CIA officer who specializes in intelligence and security. “I anticipate that we will see more guns, more drugs, more human trafficking and illegal immigrants coming through. It’s just such a well-established transit route that we are going to see those coming back again and they already have started.”

The Department of Homeland Security said they increased the number of “boots on the ground” on the border with Mexico to 18,500 Border Patrol agents.

That is more than double what they had 20 years ago.

Meanwhile, Florida only has 130 border patrol agents guarding its entire coastline.

"You look out here, where are you going to have a police presence? You’re talking about miles and miles and miles of coastline," said Ruth as she walked along Ocean Reef Park in West Palm Beach.

Illegal migrants often use Ocean Reef Park and other nearby beaches to make their illegal entries into the U.S.

FEDERAL BORDER PROTECTION AGENCIES WORKING TOGETHER TO STOP ILLEGAL MIGRANTS
Three federal agencies work hand-in-hand to guard Florida: the U.S. Coast Guard, Air and Marine Operations of CBP and Border Patrol.

"We see people. We see narcotics. Cocaine. We see marijuana,” said Florida-based Border Patrol Chief Patrol Agent Peter Daniel. “We see any type of contraband that they can bring in unlawfully into the U.S. because this is the border."

Border Patrol stops smuggling attempts from land.

There counterpart, Air and Marine Operations works to stop smugglers before they ever reach the shore.

They recently received a new speed boat used for chasing down smugglers on across dangerous waters.

Alejandro Rodriguez, Marine Interdiction Agent for Air and Marine Operations of CBP, said that one boat cost about $1 million dollars.

However, to keep drugs out of Florida, they said they need all the resources they can get.

CBS12 News rode along with Rodriguez and his crew while they looked for threats on the water.

"We're looking for vessels coming in from foreign, vessels that could possibly be defrauding, smuggling money outbound, smuggling narcotics or goods inbound,” he said. “Anything that's going to defraud the United States.”

The U.S. Coast Guard also patrols our wide open borders.

CBS12 News joined them for an exclusive overnight ride and a firsthand look at how difficult it is to patrol such a large area.

Lt. Joshua Tucker and his crew looked for boats that might be carrying drugs and other contraband coming in from the Bahamas.

"The vessels that are up to nefarious actives will actually blend in with normal recreational boating traffic," he said.

In February, an innocent looking boat was interdicted by the U.S. Coast Guard carrying 128 pounds of cocaine about five miles East of Haulover Inlet near Miami.

So far this year, the U.S. Coast Guard stopped about 90.7 tons of cocaine valued at $2.5 billion dollars from entering the U.S. and in 2018, they stopped about 230 tons of cocaine worth about $6.2 billion.

But with it being harder for smugglers to get drugs through the southern border with Mexico, more will come to Florida making a hard job even harder.

In fiscal year 2018, the Department of Homeland Security's $85 million grant, called "Operation Stonegarden," gave 73 percent of that money to just four states, the states along the southern border with Mexico.
:wow:Summer like the 80s
 

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Broooo :russ: fukking florida. One of my coworkers is from Tampa and told me Florida has wildfires also.

So you have to deal with
1. Hurricanes
2. Wildfires
3. Tornadoes
4. Wildlife
5. The people

I'm staying the fukk away
Hurricanes ain’t shyt

Wildfires happen anywhere...and it usually rains every other day in the summer

Tornados happen anywhere, rarely here this ain’t tornado alley

Wildlife ain’t shyt...everybody scared of alligators when they need to be scared of mosquitos :damn:

Ppl :yeshrug:
 

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Florida has the most prisons in the nation

And since racist cacs don't believe in rehabilitation

Florida will never be rehibilitated.

Just a revolving door of fukkery
 
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