What happens in Florida stays in Florida (wishful thinking) (updated with fukkery)
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Florida man who was peeing all over room attacks good Samaritan who tried to stop him, police say
Victim gave drunk suspect ‘a safe place to be’
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Colin Geib (Brevard County Sheriff's Office)
MELBOURNE, Fla. – A drunk Florida man thanked a good Samaritan who gave him a place to stay when he couldn’t get home by peeing all over his bedroom and then attacking him, according to the Melbourne Police Department.
The victim said he was at a party in downtown Melbourne on Saturday when he met Colin Geib, who he described as a friend of a friend.
Geib, 23, was drunk, didn’t have a way to get home and couldn’t provide his address so the victim took him back to his place so he could have “a safe place to be,” records show.
The victim allowed Geib to sleep in room and he went to sleep in another room for the night.
Sunday morning, the victim heard noises from the house and found Geib “peeing everywhere in the room,” according to the affidavit.
Police said the victim repeatedly asked Geib to leave but Geib wouldn’t and instead became upset and turned violent.
“He came at me with his dikk out and attacked me,” the victim said, according to the affidavit,
Geib -- who is 6 feet tall and 170 pounds -- punched the man multiple times, attempted to choke him and pushed him into a wall before the victim was able to wrestle Geib out the front door and call police, records show.
When asked about the incident, Geib said, “You heard the whole story, there is nothing I need to tell you” and asked, “Why am I here,” according to authorities.
Police said they found blood at the front door, holes in the walls and a room saturated with urine.
Geib, of Melbourne, was arrested on charges of battery, indecent exposure and property damage.
Victim gave drunk suspect ‘a safe place to be’
Colin Geib (Brevard County Sheriff's Office)
MELBOURNE, Fla. – A drunk Florida man thanked a good Samaritan who gave him a place to stay when he couldn’t get home by peeing all over his bedroom and then attacking him, according to the Melbourne Police Department.
The victim said he was at a party in downtown Melbourne on Saturday when he met Colin Geib, who he described as a friend of a friend.
Geib, 23, was drunk, didn’t have a way to get home and couldn’t provide his address so the victim took him back to his place so he could have “a safe place to be,” records show.
The victim allowed Geib to sleep in room and he went to sleep in another room for the night.
Sunday morning, the victim heard noises from the house and found Geib “peeing everywhere in the room,” according to the affidavit.
Police said the victim repeatedly asked Geib to leave but Geib wouldn’t and instead became upset and turned violent.
“He came at me with his dikk out and attacked me,” the victim said, according to the affidavit,
Geib -- who is 6 feet tall and 170 pounds -- punched the man multiple times, attempted to choke him and pushed him into a wall before the victim was able to wrestle Geib out the front door and call police, records show.
When asked about the incident, Geib said, “You heard the whole story, there is nothing I need to tell you” and asked, “Why am I here,” according to authorities.
Police said they found blood at the front door, holes in the walls and a room saturated with urine.
Geib, of Melbourne, was arrested on charges of battery, indecent exposure and property damage.
Florida + covid-19
Been a min, plenty of fukkery for the world to enjoy
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Police: Florida man steals scratch off ticket from store, tries to cash winning ticket at same place
Courtesy: Clearwater Police
7 News WSVN
CLEARWATER, Fla. (WSVN) — Police said a Florida man stole lottery tickets from a store, and then returned to the same store to try to cash a winning ticket.
Clearwater police arrested 27-year-old Herbert McClellan, Fox 13 reports.
According to police, McClellan stole 13 scratch-off tickets from a convenience store and immediately tried to see if any of the tickets were winners.
Officers said when one of the tickets turned out to be worth $30, McClellan returned to the same store where the ticket was stolen and tried to cash it in.
Staff called police and McClellan was arrested.
According to Fox 13, McClellan was charged with petit theft and dealing in stolen property. He is being held on $12,000 bond.
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Police: Florida man steals scratch off ticket from store, tries to cash winning ticket at same place
Courtesy: Clearwater Police7 News WSVN
CLEARWATER, Fla. (WSVN) — Police said a Florida man stole lottery tickets from a store, and then returned to the same store to try to cash a winning ticket.
Clearwater police arrested 27-year-old Herbert McClellan, Fox 13 reports.
According to police, McClellan stole 13 scratch-off tickets from a convenience store and immediately tried to see if any of the tickets were winners.
Officers said when one of the tickets turned out to be worth $30, McClellan returned to the same store where the ticket was stolen and tried to cash it in.
Staff called police and McClellan was arrested.
According to Fox 13, McClellan was charged with petit theft and dealing in stolen property. He is being held on $12,000 bond.
Florida man involved in DUI golf cart crash claims President Trump drove him to drink, deputies say
No injuries reported
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Cary De Van (Sumter County Sheriff's Office)
THE VILLAGES, Fla. – A man who crashed his golf cart while driving it drunk through The Villages said he was driven to drink after watching President Donald Trump on TV, according to the Sumter County Sheriff’s Office.
Deputies said they were called to a single-vehicle golf cart crash the evening of July 30 on Rainey Trail and Buena Vista Boulevard and when they questioned the driver, 82-year-old Cary De Van, he said he hit a wall inside the golf cart tunnel while driving home.
De Van’s red golf cart had what appeared to be a broken axle, leading deputies to believe he ran over a concrete curb, records show.
The report said De Van was slurring his words and smelled of alcohol as deputies were questioning him about the crash. De Van was not injured and no property was damaged during the crash.
He claimed that about two hours prior, he saw Trump speaking on TV and “then got really mad at what he said” so he started drinking vodka, according to authorities.
Deputies said though De Van admitted to drinking, he thought he was OK to drive, yet he was unable to stand on his own or complete the field sobriety tests.
Breath tests showed De Van’s blood alcohol content was 0.149 and 0.148 during two different tests, according to the affidavit.
De Van was arrested on a DUI charge.
No injuries reported
Cary De Van (Sumter County Sheriff's Office)
THE VILLAGES, Fla. – A man who crashed his golf cart while driving it drunk through The Villages said he was driven to drink after watching President Donald Trump on TV, according to the Sumter County Sheriff’s Office.
Deputies said they were called to a single-vehicle golf cart crash the evening of July 30 on Rainey Trail and Buena Vista Boulevard and when they questioned the driver, 82-year-old Cary De Van, he said he hit a wall inside the golf cart tunnel while driving home.
De Van’s red golf cart had what appeared to be a broken axle, leading deputies to believe he ran over a concrete curb, records show.
The report said De Van was slurring his words and smelled of alcohol as deputies were questioning him about the crash. De Van was not injured and no property was damaged during the crash.
He claimed that about two hours prior, he saw Trump speaking on TV and “then got really mad at what he said” so he started drinking vodka, according to authorities.
Deputies said though De Van admitted to drinking, he thought he was OK to drive, yet he was unable to stand on his own or complete the field sobriety tests.
Breath tests showed De Van’s blood alcohol content was 0.149 and 0.148 during two different tests, according to the affidavit.
De Van was arrested on a DUI charge.
Time for an update:
Woman caught using sex toy in store in Fort Pierce
by Gary Detman
Thursday, September 10th 2020
Police say Theresa Ann Stanley, 36, used a sex toy at an adult store in Fort Pierce. (Fort Pierce Police)
FORT PIERCE, Fla. (CBS12) — A woman is accused of using a sex toy while nude in a store in Fort Pierce.
Police arrested Theresa Ann Stanley, 36, on a lewd and lascivious charge last month.
An employee at the Lion's Den on Okeechobee Road said Stanley came into the store around 7 p.m. on Aug. 31, removed a sex toy from the packaging, and used it to pleasure herself. Initially, Fort Pierce Police said the woman wore only a T-shirt, but by the time officers confronted her in a back room, she was completely naked and using the pink sex toy while sitting in an office chair.
According to the arrest report, police said Stanley appeared to be slightly intoxicated. She told officers she had about six beers since that morning. Police took her to the hospital to be evaluated before taking her to the St. Lucie County Jail.
Stanley also faces a shoplifting charge. A store worker told police she opened and tried on a piece of clothing as well.
Woman caught using sex toy in store in Fort Pierce
by Gary Detman
Thursday, September 10th 2020
Police say Theresa Ann Stanley, 36, used a sex toy at an adult store in Fort Pierce. (Fort Pierce Police)
FORT PIERCE, Fla. (CBS12) — A woman is accused of using a sex toy while nude in a store in Fort Pierce.
Police arrested Theresa Ann Stanley, 36, on a lewd and lascivious charge last month.
An employee at the Lion's Den on Okeechobee Road said Stanley came into the store around 7 p.m. on Aug. 31, removed a sex toy from the packaging, and used it to pleasure herself. Initially, Fort Pierce Police said the woman wore only a T-shirt, but by the time officers confronted her in a back room, she was completely naked and using the pink sex toy while sitting in an office chair.
According to the arrest report, police said Stanley appeared to be slightly intoxicated. She told officers she had about six beers since that morning. Police took her to the hospital to be evaluated before taking her to the St. Lucie County Jail.
Stanley also faces a shoplifting charge. A store worker told police she opened and tried on a piece of clothing as well.
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Time for an update:
Woman caught using sex toy in store in Fort Pierce
by Gary Detman
Thursday, September 10th 2020
Police say Theresa Ann Stanley, 36, used a sex toy at an adult store in Fort Pierce. (Fort Pierce Police)
FORT PIERCE, Fla. (CBS12) — A woman is accused of using a sex toy while nude in a store in Fort Pierce.
Police arrested Theresa Ann Stanley, 36, on a lewd and lascivious charge last month.
An employee at the Lion's Den on Okeechobee Road said Stanley came into the store around 7 p.m. on Aug. 31, removed a sex toy from the packaging, and used it to pleasure herself. Initially, Fort Pierce Police said the woman wore only a T-shirt, but by the time officers confronted her in a back room, she was completely naked and using the pink sex toy while sitting in an office chair.
According to the arrest report, police said Stanley appeared to be slightly intoxicated. She told officers she had about six beers since that morning. Police took her to the hospital to be evaluated before taking her to the St. Lucie County Jail.
Stanley also faces a shoplifting charge. A store worker told police she opened and tried on a piece of clothing as well.
This filthy creature is 36?
She looks like she is 56.