What are some bars in rap songs you found hilarious but weren't intended to be funny

[Erratic415]

Not ‘hilarious’, but I often found it funny when a rapper would completely off topic on the song.

Total did a love song “Can’t You See” and Biggie starts rapping about “I’m gonna hurt what’s under the skirt”, blowing people up with land mines, kissing people at wakes, black suits in funerals, etc..

Kanye raps about a sad and serious issue of blood diamonds, death, wars, seeing girls without arms, etc… Jay Z, great verse and all, then raps about how rich he is.

The Game doing his usual name dropping in 100 and tells Drake how people are trying to set him up, saying he’s got his back and brought bulletproof vests to protect all of them. Then Drake doesn’t mention Game once and just talks about how he’s successful and no one likes him lol

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

I think he was tryna be funny tho but:

"It's three GOATS left and two of em hugging and kissing on stage"

 

[Yehuda]

Not ‘hilarious’, but I often found it funny when a rapper would completely off topic on the song.

Total did a love song “Can’t You See” and Biggie starts rapping about “I’m gonna hurt what’s under the skirt”, blowing people up with land mines, kissing people at wakes, black suits in funerals, etc..

I touched on this a few months ago but I wonder what was the recording process like for this track



Cause Biggie is talking about bytches feeding him grapes and shyt Coolio and Busta's verses are the only ones that go with the theme of the movie.

 

[DontEemTry]

Nas when he said

Back to Cor', got him a deal but his rhymes was wack
Def Jam mad that he signed the contract



Just the bored dismissive way he said that shyt still kills me

 

[JetFueledThoughts]

Every single time Juelz Santana talked about the towers falling

 

[avon barksdale]

"That's why I fucc your bytch you fat mother fuccer ""



"Don't one of you niccas got sickle cell"


Whole song was supposed to be serious and I still laugh at that part for some reason

 

[Yehuda]

Pun on "Off the Books" saying he got a pretty face

 

[Yehuda]

This whole song, Apache was a goddamn full



"On Valentine's Day, doing stick-ups together", "we play fight with machetes", "I called her Dollars cause that's what she likes to spend", "I shed tears when the judge said five years"

 

[NZA]

"And brother's don't know, I'm on the down low..." Showbizz, 'Fat Pockets'

 

[iliketurtles]

N hit vanilla cream to help out wit ya self esteem

 

[DarkandHellisHot]

I'm not the type of nikka that's gonna tell a bytch to keep her head up
Especially you, bytch, ‘cause you don't like men
You muthafuccin' lesbian
That's the reason why you "living single", bytch
‘Cause you never had a real man to mingle with!

 

[Mandizi]

Birdman on Juvie's "off top"

"I'm lettin' these hoes hair blow if they got that
I don't fukk with bald head hoes I ain't with that"

 

[Yaboysix]

Damn, I can't think of nothing off the top of my head...and I been chuckling at silly lines for Years!

I'ma come back to This.

 

[DrHackenbush]

38 Spesh has a lot of these

 

[R=G]

Alot of stuff from Ma$e, DMX..ODB....