What are some bars in rap songs you found hilarious but weren't intended to be funny

[Baka's Weird Case]

“I am a war general, seasoned in preparation”

 

[Yehuda]

Plies on "100 Years" when he gets on his knees yelling "the fukk you get thirty years for breaking in a bytch house " looking at the sky.

 

[Yehuda]

Cormega coming back at Nas on "Poetry"

Nasty Nas, all ya life you praise me, ya daughter might be Jay-Z's - the way he says it

I got shot ain't no denying I didn't, but I was sending fire at nyggas
WHAT THE FUKK YOU TALKING BOUT BYTCH!
"Poetry"

I love this shyt, easily top 5 most disrespectful disses ever.

"Niccas had your ride in flames, you didn't represent, you cried in pain"

"If the world is yours, why you hide your chain? If you girl is yours... I won't even go there, uh"

"You're the reason Ill Will is in a coffin, yo"

 

[TL15]

Bonus: not a bar but

 

[darius19]

Nicki Minaj on Seeing Green had a line about eating margherita pizza, with Parmesan and garlic

All I can think about when I hear those lines is damn that bytch farts must’ve been the worst after that meal. RIP her toilet the next morning

 

[DeuceZ]

Alcoholic on toilets I blood

 

[Yehuda]

Another thing that always cracks me up is when the chorus or sample in a song asks a question and the rapper responds

Like Dip Set "Whats Really Good" or "Oh Boy"

"What's Really Good?"
"ME MOTHERfukkER!!!!" - Juelz

*Whyyyyyy* I don't know why stop asking

 

[DontEemTry]

Introducing, yo, fukk that nikka's name!

 

[Yehuda]

But never the least, they're all R.I.P.
For all those unaware, it means resting in peace!

 

[Roid Jones]

Drag-on's opposite of H20 album was filled with such bars

 

[Mike the Executioner]

The last verse of "Bust a Move" has some bizarre opening bars:

"Your best friend Harry has a brother Larry
In five days from now, he's gonna marry
He's hoping you can make it there if you can
'Cause in the ceremony, you'll be the best man"

Your best friend's brother needs you to be the best man? He has no other friends? And if you're that close, how are you just finding out he's getting married? He expects you to commit to this obligation with less than a week of preparation?

I could see if Larry just wanted the guy to come, or even be a groomsman, but the best man?

 

[HDKG_]

Kevin Gates - Walls Talking “I was young when my mama had me” you think?

 

[Swahili P'Bitek]

"Now if your bytch in my shyt it's your bytch you check nikka,"
The disdain you need to have for a man to tell him that when he catches you with his woman.

 

[Ake1725]

think he took the tae-bo part from jay's MTV diary ep

and Ether is intentionally funny

Nas cracking mad jokes and showing his utter disgust

wasn't tae bo line from that girls girls girls song where he was saying he does tae bo

 

[DontEemTry]

"In a circle of faggits your name is mentioned" Like why they had to be a circle of them nikkas

"Plus you, rhyme like a nikka wit his nipples pierced" This nikka Com had hella smoke for them people