What are some bars in rap songs you found hilarious but weren't intended to be funny

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Similarly, Obie Trice on Drips: "p*ssy tighter than the conditions of us black folks" :lolbron:

Like dude mentioned with the How Do U Want It line, nikkas randomly talking about serious topics in the middle of some bullshyt is just fukking hilarious

That D-Shot "Call Me on the Under", the song is about shorty having a man but creeping with him on the low and he says he was politicking with his mans about how times are hard and the black man never wins then he spotted him a freak. :gucci: :dead:
 

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[Verse 3: Crunchy Black]
I'm so high
All I smell like is smoke
Yeah that motherfukkin' green
Yeah that god damn dope
You be hopin'

When you see me
I'm gon' roll up sumn

But I ain't gonna roll nothin


first time hearin Crunchy verse I felt some typa way I was high as shyt obviously and the cadence when he said that shyt had me in tears :mjlol::mjlol::mjlol:

I could really picture the disappointment of a nikka hangin round Crunchy just to get a chance to hit some of his loud pack just to get cut off

and I'm a 1000% sure Paul and Juicy intentionally put that brief 2-3 second pause after Crunchy's verse while all the other verses are straight back to back

bonus points for the album cover where all the others have some sort of contour to their faces only Crunchy is straight up pitch black like an unlocked character in a video game :mjlol:
 
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A lot of these were *probably* intended to funny. Most these rappers were the kids sitting in the back of the class, cracking jokes and talking over the teacher.

50 saying he "when I was a kid and I said I would kill you I wasn't kidding then. Special Ed kid in the back off the class on Ritalin" I found hilarious, but relatable.

Most rappers are hilarious. Don't know why I used 50 as an example
 

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"Better watch who you fukkin with son, Before we find out where your bytch get hair and nails done"

50 trying to get a pedicure and shyt? Lmao line always makes me laugh
 

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I think the entire song of Mr. Big by 8Ball & MJG is hilariously dope but the beginning specifically used to have me dying visualizing it as a kid:russ:

My job at Mickie D's was fukkin' me with no grease
I worked so fukkin' hard, but the money, it never increased
I quit my fukkin' job, I have no job, nikka


The way he emphasizes that quitting his job means he has no job, just makes me imagine him walking home in his calvin got a job mcdonalds gear like "I have no job nikka!:mjcry:


Put on the mask, get the Glock, it's time to rob, nikka
I hit the streets, but no victim had been chosen
Damn, I was nervous, but my fear didn't stop my strollin'


Then I'm imagining a nikka that looks like this masked up as if everyone on the block doesn't recognize his fat ass:mjlol:

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Then all of a sudden, out of nowhere, I was struck
I felt the burn of bullets, so I knew I had got bucked
Reachin' for my glock, some nikkas kicked me in my chest

My eyes closed shut, and I thought I seen death


Then breh doesn't even make a move before he gets shot and dropped kicked by multiple nikkas

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He gets saved by a nikka named T-Money like breh was the hood Batman but the way he explains it is T-Money saw him in distress

T-Money walked in, then he told me what had happened
I knew him from the hood, but I did not know him well
He drove a red Jag', and I heard that he was bail
He said he was out rollin' when he seen me in distress
He said he killed the motherfukkin' nikkas with his TEC


Breh your ass was unconscious :dead:and getting stomped on by nikkas, and you was broke as hell with no job nikka, so they werent even jacking you for anything. But yeah I guess we can sum up your predicament as being "in distress":lolbron::flabbynsick:
 
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"So until corporate nikkas offer better jobs, nikkas gone get they muthafukkin ass robbed"
 
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