What are some bars in rap songs you found hilarious but weren't intended to be funny

[Yehuda]

I'm the big brother cause I'm older and I'm bigger! yo Dresta child molester ass had some remedial ass rhymes.

 

[Peruvian Connect]

"punk biitch thats why ya mother suck dikk"

 

[QU Hectic]

 

[Cladyclad]

"I used to hang out with my daddy's brothers, I call 'em my uncles" - Big Boi

Thanks Big Boi lol

One day i will listen to these southern rappers music and not just the beat and hook because that may be the worst shyt i ever saw typed in my life

 

[Erratic415]

The last verse of "Bust a Move" has some bizarre opening bars:

"Your best friend Harry has a brother Larry
In five days from now, he's gonna marry
He's hoping you can make it there if you can
'Cause in the ceremony, you'll be the best man"

Your best friend's brother needs you to be the best man? He has no other friends? And if you're that close, how are you just finding out he's getting married? He expects you to commit to this obligation with less than a week of preparation?

I could see if Larry just wanted the guy to come, or even be a groomsman, but the best man?

These parents named their sons Harry and Larry?

 

[WIA20XX]

"If your man left his joint in the whip, then tell him go get it"

Guru randomly giving a PSA about telling your friend to keep his weed on him.

He means gun. In the video, he changes the word to "thing", but his body language says gun.

"I used to hang out with my daddy's brothers, I call 'em my uncles" - Big Boi

Thanks Big Boi lol

He means his fathers friends, who magically become uncles.

 

[shopthatwrecks]

 

[Neuromancer]

"Honey went to school to be a lawyer in other words shawty studies law."

Mr Cheeks.

 

[Yehuda]

"You wanna hate me cause your wifey want an autograph" man, at no point in history did any bytch on this galaxy ever ask either one of these dudes for an autotraph.

 

[Yehuda]

Another thing that always cracks me up is when the chorus or sample in a song asks a question and the rapper responds

Like Dip Set "Whats Really Good" or "Oh Boy"

"What's Really Good?"
"ME MOTHERfukkER!!!!" - Juelz

Meth telling the sample "sing it, bytch".

 

[FreshAIG]

"I'm a street regulator, true player hater Get back down, make yo' ass a MAC sprayer hater" - Lil Fame

 

[WaveMolecules]

shoot the funeral up then Harlem shake at your wake

 

[Erratic415]

Unleash the flutes on em Guru

 

[get these nets]

I'm a get things right if I spend my cake
Jimmy, I'm a get you out of 5H
(get out that piece of shyt)


Funny line and adlib, mentioned the number of the struggle apt

That's Me- Camron

The entire song is a comedy routine

 

[Mandarin Duck]

This isn't even a bar but Cam saying
"Addicted to Beef Vol 1 No Homo you know what it is".
Is hilarious