What are some bars in rap songs you found hilarious but weren't intended to be funny

[OnlyOneBoss]

Pusha T “When you delegate his bills who gone fukk his bytch the best?”


shyt kills me cause it’s real af but so damn funny

 

[Erratic415]

Biggie "Gimme the Loot"

"So go get your man bytch he can get robbed too
Tell em biggie took it what the fukk he gonna do?"

Always made me laugh. I'm just imaging a chick telling her man who robbed her and him just saying "Damn, that's crazy" as a response on some "I ain't got nothing to do with that. Not my problem." shyt lol

It’s also his delivery on that second line. Biggie says it with such disdain and disregard of any concern that it makes it funnier.

 

[TheJet]

"who are you to look at me wit ya eyes like that?"-Bandana P

 

[Yehuda]

He stood about six or seven feet

 

[Mike the Executioner]

"Boy, I'm on top of the cake, just like some caramel sauce"

The weird way that Drake says this is what makes it funny.

"If your man left his joint in the whip, then tell him go get it"

Guru randomly giving a PSA about telling your friend to keep his weed on him.

 

[DrexlersFade]

Ayo these hoes meet you and have a field day

In her phone she got you saved under bill pay -38 spesh

 

[Pop123]

“Look at you, you little dirty ass nikka, you ain’t shyt /
I’m glad you here tho, you just in time to get the grits /
Run to the store, get some Quaker Oats and some OE /
Tell Habib it’s for me, he’ll let you owe him, he know me”

Get talked to like you’re nothing then get sent to the store with no money by the same person brehs

 

[Yehuda]

"On my way to the airport, the limo drive
And then this cat pulled up, in a pure white five
He said he hate me, and he wished that I'd die
I rolled the window down and I said what's up?
I said fukk you, then I rolled the shyt back up"

 

[T-K-G]

“Look at you, you little dirty ass nikka, you ain’t shyt /
I’m glad you here tho, you just in time to get the grits /
Run to the store, get some Quaker Oats and some OE /
Tell Habib it’s for me, he’ll let you owe him, he know me”

Get talked to like you’re nothing then get sent to the store with no money by the same person brehs

Foul nikka cosigned the loan for YOU to pay back

 

[O.Red]

Silk the Shocker's entire verse on Ain't No Limit

I would name specific bars but I'll never know exactly wtf that nikka was saying

 

[O.Red]

Bizzy Bone's speech at the end of this(4min)



Once again I have no idea of what the fukk this nikka is talking about

 

[SunZoo]

“Look at you, you little dirty ass nikka, you ain’t shyt /
I’m glad you here tho, you just in time to get the grits /
Run to the store, get some Quaker Oats and some OE /
Tell Habib it’s for me, he’ll let you owe him, he know me”

Get talked to like you’re nothing then get sent to the store with no money by the same person brehs

I took it so personal when I heard that shyt

I been the lil nikka that had to make store runs, that shyt was triggering lol

 

[re'up]

Meek on DJ Khaled: You Stay

I wipe your face with them new hundreds to make your tears dry

I carry a lot of cash, and kept hearing it literally, like watching a woman cry in front of you - and her reaction to trying to actually wipe her tears with a $100 bill lol

 

[Pop123]

I took it so personal when I heard that shyt

I been the lil nikka that had to make store runs, that shyt was triggering lol

FACTS!!! I was that nig from like 9 -14 easy

 

[Meowth tote da Uzi]

"I slap my girl, she called the feds." That shyt made me laugh so hard. Like duh nikka, of course she calling the cops. That's a fat ass check !!!