What are some bars in rap songs you found hilarious but weren't intended to be funny

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"Everybody play the thug
'Til you run up on a nicca for his karats with the shotty like Elmer Fudd
Then he play a different tune
Nicca soften up and start singing for the bytches like Loon"

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But never the least, they're all R.I.P.
For all those unaware, it means resting in peace!


Matter fact this shyt had me thinking how EPMD had a b-boy stance saying some of the most well-behaved shyt ever

"*You sniff blow?* Hell no :hhh: I got my whole life ahead of me
No time to be sniffing and if my parents find out, they start riffing"

"I'm not an emcee talking all that junk
About who can beat who
Sounding like a punk"
 

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Almost everything bossman dlow says is funny to me.

“Spreadin 800 dollars like he ont know he trippin”
 

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That Tony Yayo song


There's a hole. There's a hole!

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He was trying to be so demonic
 
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Matter fact this shyt had me thinking how EPMD had a b-boy stance saying some of the most well-behaved shyt ever

"*You sniff blow?* Hell no :hhh: I got my whole life ahead of me
No time to be sniffing and if my parents find out, they start riffing"

"I'm not an emcee talking all that junk
About who can beat who
Sounding like a punk"

EPMD had plenty of these

"I fight fire with fire, that's why most retired
And when we needed a piss boy, you was hired..."
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I'm drinking Hennessy running from my enemies :dead:

Pain is one of favorite songs ever.


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I made a thread about this before but 50 on "Gangsta'd Up" when he stops the song to pay tribute to Jam Master Jay — who had just been murdered — then cuts right back to the hook

"I lost a friend tonight, Jam Master Jay, rest in peace, I send my love to his family. 50 Cent, y'all... IIIIII STAY WITH MY GAT IN CASE I GOTTA POP SOMEBODY
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