Wedding fukkery

[dennis roadman]

@BmoreGorilla where the fukk was this wedding

any respectable venue would have either had yall go on at 4 or just booted you and definitely wouldn't have chased you down for a fukking bar tab

 

[Milk N Cookies]

If it makes you feel better I only went to some strip clubs on mine

It helps but I'm still scared of what my future husband will do. I promise I won't do that type of shyt at mine. Even if Fish (from Black Jesus)is the stripper I won't try to fukk or suck him. Girl Scouts honor.

 

[L&HH]

I couldn't breathe when I got to the neighbor being upset he ain't get invited over

 

[BmoreGorilla]

@BmoreGorilla where the fukk was this wedding

any respectable venue would have either had yall go on at 4 or just booted you and definitely wouldn't have chased you down for a fukking bar tab

It was at a Sheraton. They didnt care we started late but they definitely made sure it was over at 9pm like it was supposed to
The reception ended up being a hour and a half

 

[keepemup]

If you have to ask why is it disrespectful to bring filth, depravity, naked whores, and pseudo gang bang scenes in your marital home then

I shutter to think at what other ways you've disrespected her like it was nothing but didn't see an issue.

Like I said, your wife is either really relaxed or she's playing it cool for now until she can kill you real clean. You better watch your back.

Please calm down.

 

[Doctor Doom]

Meanwhile Im picking up ones

YOU AIN'T shyt, DAWG

 

[Xerces]

Marriage is doomed before it even happened

 

[Queen]

It helps but I'm still scared of what my future husband will do. I promise I won't do that type of shyt at mine. Even if Fish (from Black Jesus)is the stripper I won't try to fukk or suck him. Girl Scouts honor.

All men do not behave this way. That's why you find out how a man feels about this type of behavior before you even invest time into a serious relationship. You don't wait until you are planning a wedding to find out that he has no issues with participating in reprobate behavior the night before your wedding.

But if you are cool with seeing a male stripper then you can't really take issue with him doing the same and all that comes with it. People who are cool with that should marry those who feel the same.

But I think someone else on here said they were scared to get married. That's sad that women will read this and think all men act that way instead of understanding that it is possible to find a man with a higher moral fiber...but that would require that one actually value that for both the man and the woman.

 

[Remote]

Breh
Breh...

You gotta change your whole circle of friends. Like, ain't none of them goons should be welcome anywhere near you or your house.

Dap em up in the street and keep it moving.
Bunch of weirdo losers man.

Your wife a down ass girl for understanding the sichiation tho.

 

[dennis roadman]

All men do not behave this way. That's why you find out how a man feels about this type of behavior before you even invest time into a serious relationship. You don't wait until you are planning a wedding to find out that he has no issues with participating in reprobate behavior the night before your wedding.

But if you are cool with seeing a male stripper then you can't really take issue with him doing the same and all that comes with it. People who are cool with that should marry those who feel the same.

But I think someone else on here said they were scared to get married. That's sad that women will read this and think all men act that way instead of understanding that it is possible to find a man with a higher moral fiber...but that would require that one actually value that for both the man and the woman.

are you married?

 

[keepemup]

...Anyway we make it down the aisle and we're all lined up for the bride and everything goes smoothly until its time for the vowels.

The what? I think you mean 'vows' my dude.

 

[BmoreGorilla]

YOU AIN'T shyt, DAWG

I actually gave her all my ones

 

[Queen]

are you married?

Yes.

 

[BmoreGorilla]

The what? I think you mean 'vows' my dude.

 

[thirdeye]

@ the company you keep breh