to any breh who thinks he can fight a gorilla, this a hand to hand comparison with a human...

[Solomon Caine]

You’d get KTFO

“No no, where’s the zookeeper?”

 

[SunZoo]

nikka...there are CHIMPS that can kill lions lol, we don't even have a shot against a regular size one of those.

I fear the day somebody actually teaches them one of them shyts how to fight.

 

[Benefited]

A grown chimpanzee will wreck every last one of you commenting in this thread.

Forget a gorilla.

I'm willing to completely humble myself and admit I can't fukk with a gorilla,but I'd go a couple rounds with a chimp for the right price. I know Bubbles fukked up Michael,but thats only because he caught him slipping,plus Michael was frail.

 

[luckyse7enz]

I'm willing to completely humble myself and admit I can't fukk with a gorilla,but I'd go a couple rounds with a chimp for the right price. I know Bubbles fukked up Michael,but thats only because he caught him slipping,plus Michael was frail.

You want Travis the Chimp to do your face like he did Charla Nash's?

 

[Big D Bangston]

nikka...there are CHIMPS that can kill lions lol, we don't even have a shot against a regular size one of those.

I fear the day somebody actually teaches them one of them shyts how to fight.

a gorilla with a jon jones/anderson silva skillset

 

[Cleansprite]

Let’s mike Tyson vs a gorilla

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

nikka...there are CHIMPS that can kill lions lol, we don't even have a shot against a regular size one of those.

I fear the day somebody actually teaches them one of them shyts how to fight.

COULD YOU IMAGINE A GORILLA ON THE SPEED BAG? OR JUST TEACHING A GORILLA TO UPPERCUT?

 

[Neuromancer]

RIP to the God.

Word. He will be missed.

 

[Slaimon Khan Shah]

I THINK I CAN FIGHT THE GORILLA LOOKING 50 CENT BUT EVEN THEN I AM JUST A DIME PIECE!!!!
GIJIJU GIJIJU GIGI HADID UNIT!!!!

 

[Steel]

What's the point of having hands that big if you don't know how to Box?

How is a gorilla going to react to lighting fast jabs right to it's face?

What happens when I start landing left hook/right hand combos and circle away before it knows what hit him?

 

[joeychizzle]

Yo every time gorillas come up on the coli a bunch of fukkin retards appear and try to convince us that they could fade the most OG extant primate walking this Earth. You'd end up a fukkin bag of crushed bones meat and shyt. Think that you can take a hit from an animal that can hit with the actual force of a car but condensed into its fists brehs.

 

[Luxury Tax]

Yo every time gorillas come up on the coli a bunch of fukkin retards appear and try to convince us that they could fade the most OG extant primate walking this Earth. You'd end up a fukkin bag of crushed bones meat and shyt. Think that you can take a hit from an animal that can hit with the actual force of a car but condensed into its fists brehs.

Nah fam, you gotta be quick on ya toes & avoid taking that hit or learn how to absorb a punch from a gorilla.

I'd use a nice series of check hooks & lateral movements combined with them good jabs to keep any gorilla at bay.

 

[audemarzz]

to put an end to all this with facts

The first real zoo was established by Queen Hatshepsut in 1500 B.C. in Egypt by collecting animals from all over Africa. Later, Emperor Wen Wang of China built a zoo to show his wealth and power. Spread over 1,500 acres, it had animals from all over his empire and was named the Garden of Intelligence.

wasn't no guns around . . yet we still had zoo's

too all the naysayers how you countering this the truth is you cats is lazy and refuse to put in the effort to get in the shape required to go toe to toe with a gorilla which is sad as hell.

got nikkas posting skeletons of primates and shyt talking about psi, none of that shyt matters when you face to face and a trained boxer will put down a wild animal anyday.

Speed & technique > raw power

 

[Still FloW]

All power no technique..

I'm like Aizen sama in this hoe, I'll slap the fire outta lil mighty joe young over there

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

to put an end to all this with facts

The first real zoo was established by Queen Hatshepsut in 1500 B.C. in Egypt by collecting animals from all over Africa. Later, Emperor Wen Wang of China built a zoo to show his wealth and power. Spread over 1,500 acres, it had animals from all over his empire and was named the Garden of Intelligence.

wasn't no guns around . . yet we still had zoo's

too all the naysayers how you countering this the truth is you cats is lazy and refuse to put in the effort to get in the shape required to go toe to toe with a gorilla which is sad as hell.

got nikkas posting skeletons of primates and shyt talking about psi, none of that shyt matters when you face to face and a trained boxer will put down a wild animal anyday.

Speed & technique > raw power

THEY USED LARGE GROUPS OF POORLY ARMED SLAVES TO TRANSPORT DANGEROUS ANIMALS.