to any breh who thinks he can fight a gorilla, this a hand to hand comparison with a human...

[STEVE]

the jokes write themselves at this point

I forgot @CarbonBraddock was the OG moron.

Dudes on this site are fukking psychos. Trolling uber-menschs. LOL

 

[Sex Luthor]

“Humans on the other hand are quite fragile compared to Gorillas. It only takes 550 lbs of force (pressure) to crush a human skull, much less to break bone…

Silverback Gorillas have the strength to hit, grasp, or simply crush with 2,000-2,400 lbs psi with their hands and feet according to documented testing…”


A silverback gorilla could simply grab your head and crush it with one hand, and it could do so rather effortlessly.

Oh just grab my head huh? Breh they call me young Parnell out chea in these streets

 

[Sex Luthor]

I knew this video would get posted lol

The thing is, we never actually see gorillas at their most powerful. They're so rare in the wild and the strict hierarchy in their social structure makes open conflict etc less likely in controlled environments like a zoo.

Sounds like their lazy. Get your cardio up gorilla brehs before steppin to me. They don't want these problems

 

[I AM WE ARE]

Oh just grab my head huh? Breh they call me young Parnell out chea in these streets

Sweet pea couldn't dodge that car though

 

[Sex Luthor]

Sweet pea couldn't dodge that car though

 

[Mowgli]

Who was the OG Coli Genius who said they could armbar a gorilla? Was it @Mowgli ? Horrible poster. Hope an animal kills him.

Your mother will catch cancer and die but i won't laugh

fukk that bytch though still because she created a bytch and named him steve

fukk tye dye.

 

[WaveWhisperer]

Yall fukk around and get the shoulders clapped if you want to stepping to a gorilla.

That muscle density is no joke.

Smack ya whole top half off.

 

[Cereal_Bowl_Assassin]

Y’all nikkas act like they got adamantium bones

Who cares how strong they are if they can’t connect on a punch, all you have to do is dodge then counter their attacks with a few body shots and uppercuts and you’ll have a chance

This has to be a troll post...HAS TO BE lol

 

[Cereal_Bowl_Assassin]

Obviously not one punch goofy

Dance around the dam chimp an wear him down

Gorilla got no technique. I would make sure that beast knows I’m from Newburgh b4 I beat his ass.

Wth are some of yall serious lol. There is no dancing around a gorilla lol. A gorilla would destroy any human on this earth..period

 

[I AM WE ARE]

Too soon

 

[Booker T Garvey]

I’ve never in my life heard anyone say they can beat up a gorilla

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

Wth are some of yall serious lol. There is no dancing around a gorilla lol. A gorilla would destroy any human on this earth..period

 

[Payday23]

 

[Payday23]

that's a white female hand

Jon Jones would destroy a gorilla (that had a muzzle on) in under 15 minutes

More like Jones would be dead

 

[jadillac]

Gorillas dont even eat meat and super strong