to any breh who thinks he can fight a gorilla, this a hand to hand comparison with a human...

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all that erratic jumping around don't phase me.

Catch his ass on the way down and greet him with a corkscrew uppercut..

fukk around and dislocate his mandible and knock his whole bottom row of teeth out of his stankin mouth.

I've Been focused since the 4th grade son:takedat:
 

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:damn:

:damn:

I'll still put lil bubbles in a chokehold and teach him why Black male are the superior species.. Teach that ape what pain is like once i've given him the gomu gomu no gatling gun combo
 

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all that erratic jumping around don't phase me.

Catch his ass on the way down and greet him with a corkscrew uppercut..

fukk around and dislocate his mandible and knock his whole bottom row of teeth out of his stankin mouth.

I've Been focused since the 4th grade son:takedat:
Let these nikkas know bc they act like they dont. "Gorillas will kill you". Gorillas aint shyt if you a real one. :salute:
 

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all that erratic jumping around don't phase me.

Catch his ass on the way down and greet him with a corkscrew uppercut..

fukk around and dislocate his mandible and knock his whole bottom row of teeth out of his stankin mouth.

I've Been focused since the 4th grade son:takedat:
You have great big balls filled with an abundance of fortitude breh no homo. Hold this rep :salute:
 

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Fukk the strength.....Yall nikkas really think youd be able to read a Gorillas erratic movements??!:stopitslime: Survive long enough to lock down the timing of his swings?!:stopitslime: No way:mjlol:
dead asf at nikkas thinking "ima drag him into the later rounds with superior technique and cardio, then put him away":mjgrin:

Yall boys too funny in this bihh frfr:mjlol:

Yeah.

Gorilla flinches, and I’m on his ass :dame:

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Nah fam, you gotta be quick on ya toes & avoid taking that hit or learn how to absorb a punch from a gorilla.

I'd use a nice series of check hooks & lateral movements combined with them good jabs to keep any gorilla at bay.
Breh this got me cracking tf up :dead:
 

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This thread is a classic

With that being said
Since I been taking combat sambo I've learned that a gorilla is no match for my takedown skills. Gorillas don't know how to change levels. fukk outta here thinking he'll be able to land a single punch. Gorillas are the d. Wilder of the animal fight game.
 
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