Not only that, but socialists are motherfukking stupid. They fault capitalism for not having the qualities of socialism.
"Bbbut bad shyt is happening in the world!"
"Bbbbut there are still poor people!"
"Bbbut I can't get a job!"
"Bbbbut I have all this debt!"
"Bbbut we have leaders who are corrupt!"
Look, mfer. In a capitalistic society such as this land where the mighty eagle soars, ur paid based on ur ability and contribution to the society at large, aka the economy. Those people are poor because they are uneducated and won't do what the fukk they need to to get the education needed not to be poor. Shanty town it is!
You can't get a job because ur dumb ass majored in Glass Dildo Blowing and, surprisingly, the market for that wasn't sustainable. Should the govt develop a billion dollar a year program to employ Glass Dildo Blowing graduates? fukk u, u picked the wrong fukking major, get a certification at a technical school n work off some of that debt, a$$hole.
Ah, yes, debt. U want something for nothing, shythead? Cuz if we do it ur way, I give u a goat in exchange for u raking the leaves in my yard every day for a week. Then wtf am I supposed to do when u can't rake my leaves? Ur still using my goat, fakkit! Ur ankle sprained n u can't rake my leaves but ur ass can get up n milk my goat so u can have some goddamn Cinnamon Toast Crunch while u look at my fukked up yard. Nah, nikka, gimme the loot, and get ready to sign over ur first born's college education if u play cute with me.
Corrupt govt officials is one of the beauties of this fine democracy. nikkas get to the top because they put in the work to get there, even if it meant lying n kissing ass. Wtf do u want us to do, pick govt officials at random from a goddamn hat? Human nature is corrupt. The concept of family is goddamned corrupt, u b*stard. Most of ur brothers and sisters ain't worth a shyt, but you'll give them nikkas $100 for a shiny pharoah t-shirt from Dillard's before u give a real nikka with proven ability $5 for gas to get to work.
Corruption is only rooted out when nikkas with greater ability gather enough power to launch them corrupt mfers into space. Then the whistleblowers become corrupt, n rinse n repeat. The cycle is there in every facet of governance, think of it as exercise; u do curls with 10lb dumbbells in city council til u fix enough shyt n get strong enough for 25lb dumbbells at the State House, then u fix that shyt n succeed enough to start bench pressing 250 with the feds until, maybe, just maybe, ur ass ends up having an ownership in the whole goddamn gym n ur telling all the little fukktards working out what the fukk they can and can't do to get strong in the gym.
Man, socialists are a buncha irresponsible ass nikkas who want something for fukking free. Didn't they just show that a big ass percentage of college graduates ain't paid ONE DOLLAR back on their school loans? Coincidentally these are the same a$$holes in Guy Fawkes masks shouting for the workers of the world to unite. shyt, look at the wack ass nikkas who benefit from socialist programs in the US. Ain't no exceptionally gifted computer engineers with strong work ethics swipin they EBT at the arab store for sunflower seeds. Mfers is lazy, shyt, the a$$holes who are proponents of socialism in this country won't even pick up a gun to start the goddamn revolution. They playin Call of Duty on a motherfukking $600 gaming console mad at the man cuz they can't pay their fukking bills.