The Rise of Skywalker doesn’t even feel like a Star Wars movie.

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It says alot that none of the new SW series/movies touch the sequel era. They all revolve around Prequel/Cartoon/OG characters.

I do believe they'll do some Kylo shyt down the line but the fact that anything in the pipeline wasn't considered a highlight for investors :russ:
 

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The best thing about the sequels was trailer 1 and the teaser trailer for TFA :francis:










for me, after the Kylo Ren stops the blaster part, that shyt went down hill from there for me ,,,,,, I was like oh got damn shyt son ( K REN cold af ) :lupe:,,,,,,,,



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trailer 1 was dope af :wow:
 

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Another thing is after Carrie Fisher dies, why do they double down by keeping her in the film with stupid CGI when u had a perfectly willing Mark hammil ready to do cool Luke Skywalker shyt?
 
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I agree and I been saying this lol. In my opinion new star trek and new star wars suffer from the same issue. They aren't made like star wars or star trek they are made for non fans and don't give a fukk about the existing fans or even observer the past cannon.
 

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TLJ was trash but only because TFA was so unoriginal, straight copy of ANH, that Rian Johnson was forced to do what what he did and bushed JJ story outlines. TFA gets too many praises when it should get some of the blame for how TLJ turned out.

Can someone explained logically how the "map to luke" makes sense? Does Luke have a tracker on him?
 

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Another thing is after Carrie Fisher dies, why do they double down by keeping her in the film with stupid CGI when u had a perfectly willing Mark hammil ready to do cool like Skywalker shyt?

i think they kinda had their hands tied...either way they went about it, it would've sucked I think, since TLJ already killed Luke off.

Sure he was in those couple scenes in RoS that made little to no sense...but I think anymore would've made this bullshyt even more retarded.
 

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TLJ was trash but only because TFA was so unoriginal, straight copy of ANH, that Rian Johnson was forced to do what what he did and bushed JJ story outlines. TFA gets too many praises when it should get some of the blame for how TLJ turned out.

Can someone explained logically how the "map to luke" makes sense? Does Luke have a tracker on him?

Yupp TFA should get the most blame and yet somehow escapes it. It is responsible for starting the trilogy off with shyt characters and retread story.
 

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None of the past 3 movies do
Basically this.

The Force Awakens kind of has a New Hope vibe, but if you sprinkled in a lot of Marvel style quips and humor. That's one thing that never landed with me in the new trilogy. The old Star Wars movies took themselves pretty seriously in tone. There was comedic relief, and obviously there were ridiculous characters like Jar-Jar. And Mando even has some genuinely funny moments of comedic relief.

There are just too many times in the new trilogy where characters try to be snarky and quip with each other like they always do in The Avengers, and it just comes across as inauthentic. Some of those moments really broke the immersion for me pretty hard. None of the snarky comebacks and one-liners in the new trilogy feel organic.
 

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How does a movie about

Jedi
Palpatine
Stormtroopers
The Sith
Darth Vader
Luke
Leia
The rebellion

Not feel like a Star Wars movie?

Yall brehs really just bytch and complain

Breh you said it....the prequels have a different feel from the originals. The sequels have a different feel from both. It's still Star Wars.

At the end of the day if you want the old shyt again then watch the old shyt again.

If you can't go out and make a 200 million dollar movie then stop complaining as if you're the one that made it.

The alternative is getting nothing at all
You're missing the point. Even in the absence of the OT and the PT, the sequels are objectively bad films on their own. As stand alone films, they're full of internal inconsistencies, the sort that would get you a C- in a screenwriting class at a reputable film school. These films break the rules of their own universe, to the point where no one knows what the stakes are at any point. Listen to John Williams' score for the sequels. The man who gave us Duel of the Fates and Battle of the Heroes didn't know what the fukk he was watching when he scored these films. He made some generic ass music because there are no emotional beats in any of the films. Not to mention, the films are full of lame slapstick comedy smack dab in the middle of the most serious scenes. Poe cracking Yo Mama jokes at Hux? Come on, breh, demand better of the product you pay for.
 

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Basically this.

The Force Awakens kind of has a New Hope vibe, but if you sprinkled in a lot of Marvel style quips and humor. That's one thing that never landed with me in the new trilogy. The old Star Wars movies took themselves pretty seriously in tone. There was comedic relief, and obviously there were ridiculous characters like Jar-Jar. And Mando even has some genuinely funny moments of comedic relief.

There are just too many times in the new trilogy where characters try to be snarky and quip with each other like they always do in The Avengers, and it just comes across as inauthentic. Some of those moments really broke the immersion for me pretty hard. None of the snarky comebacks and one-liners in the new trilogy feel organic.
This. The premise of Star Wars is ridiculous on paper. Darth Vader could have very easily slipped into parody territory had it not been for the utmost seriousness with which he was portrayed by James Earl Jones. The humor in the Original Trilogy was wry and subtle. Like when Leia tells Han she'd rather kiss a wookie than him, and he says, "I can arrange that!"

The humor in the OT and PT was never slapstick Avengers type humor. Star Wars only works if everyone involved takes it deadly seriously and fully buys into the premise.
 
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