The Rise of Skywalker doesn’t even feel like a Star Wars movie.

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Palpatine returning somehow OFF SCREEN mind you.. is one of the biggest :what: moments in movie history to me. At that point a mere seconds into the movie I knew we was in for some bullshyt..... @Soymuscle Mike and now they will attempt to explain it I guess through other series, Filoni needs a damn supermax extension

TERRIBLE writing. I thought at least there was gonna be some epic rebirth scene or something. They literally nonsensically explained it away in the opening scroll. fukking disgusting.
 

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I still like TFA tbh....it really seemed like they were setting something up that was going to become big and I personally loved the new hope parallel's and john williams score. then it just went NO WHERE in the subsequent movies. :mjcry:

It had the same setup that ANH had.

Death Star destroyed and main protagonist (Luke/Rey) going off to meet Jedi Master (Yoda/Luke).

It went nowhere because the setup was a direct copy of ANH. Rian Johnson could had follow up with Luke training Rey to be a Jedi Master (ala ESB Yoda training Luke to be a Jedi Master) or subvert expectation.

People really need to realize that TFA really fukked over its sequels.
 

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It had the same setup that ANH had.

Death Star destroyed and main protagonist (Luke/Rey) going off to meet Jedi Master (Yoda/Luke).

It went nowhere because the setup was a direct copy of ANH. Rian Johnson could had follow up with Luke training Rey to be a Jedi Master (ala ESB Yoda training Luke to be a Jedi Master) or subvert expectation.

People really need to realize that TFA really fukked over its sequels.
All 3 movies were booty juice

I hope they get erased from the official canon in the future
 

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It had the same setup that ANH had.

Death Star destroyed and main protagonist (Luke/Rey) going off to meet Jedi Master (Yoda/Luke).

It went nowhere because the setup was a direct copy of ANH. Rian Johnson could had follow up with Luke training Rey to be a Jedi Master (ala ESB Yoda training Luke to be a Jedi Master) or subvert expectation.

People really need to realize that TFA really fukked over its sequels.
The most egregious thing TFA did was have Rey whoop Kylo to within an inch of his life despite the fact that he was Anakin's grandson and had over 20 years of training by both Luke as well as Snoke, while she was some nobody who hadn't even heard of the Force up until 12 hours before their fight. Truly nowhere to go from there.
 

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The most egregious thing TFA did was have Rey whoop Kylo to within an inch of his life despite the fact that he was Anakin's grandson and had over 20 years of training by both Luke as well as Snoke, while she was some nobody who hadn't even heard of the Force up until 12 hours before their fight. Truly nowhere to go from there.

They basically shytted on the entire Skywalker legacy, not to mention the Jedi as a whole.

Ben Solo couldn't even finish what his granddaddy started by killing the emperor "again".
 

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The most egregious thing TFA did was have Rey whoop Kylo to within an inch of his life despite the fact that he was Anakin's grandson and had over 20 years of training by both Luke as well as Snoke, while she was some nobody who hadn't even heard of the Force up until 12 hours before their fight. Truly nowhere to go from there.

That would be like Mayweather losing to a guy that watched boxing clips on YouTube for about 15 minutes and never even heard of boxing prior to that....
 
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The most insulting thing for me was the way they disrespected Luke and the rest of the OG heroes.

Luke, Han, and Leia never got a proper reunion, and now they never will (with the original actors). Ever. Biggest wasted opportunity in film history.

All three of them died miserable, broken, and alone, all of their accomplishments having been rendered utterly meaningless on every conceivable level. All of their hard fought victories came to nothing in the end.

C3PO and R2D2 got their shine stolen by BB8... the list goes on.
 
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