Think I witnessed my first body earlier this morning coming back home from the Xmas dinner at my moms
It was like 3:35am and I was on some road leading to the freeway and suddenly from a distance I see a bunch of blue lights and fire trucks. I'm like damn, it's just Christmas and people coming home drunk and causing car wrecks. So I'm :stopitsliming: in my car and as I get closer I noticed there was not really a car wreck but just a single car. It's 3:35 dark so I don't really see things clearly but I hit my warning lights and slow the fukk down. It's a two way road and both directions are kinda blocked because police cars and fire trucks are on the middle of the road and firemen tell the coming cars to keep on. So I'm :whating: and passing by the mess slowly because it's really narrow then I saw a body on the cold and wet asphalt with a blanket partially on him. And the blanket was not the thermal type, it was the coroner type.
I saw the stuff for like 2 seconds and dipped but I think my heart skipped a beat at the moment when I realized dude was probably dead. I say probably because I looked at all the possibilities refusing to believe but ended up agreeing with the only logical conclusion which was that he met his fate. Got me shook for the 5 next minutes, driving slow as hell (and I was kinda sleepy too so I was :lupeing: all the way). Finally got on the freeway and returned to my senses and drove at normal speed but still thinking about my safety because it was such a shame. I was thinking about dude's life and how sad the end was. Going to work after a dinner with his family and skidding because the road was slippery ? Heart attack on the road after a happy family reunion ? Dying alone coming home for Xmas ? Too tired and closed his eyes too long and didn't see the outcome ? :Sadcaming: all the way.
I'm kinda grateful though. Because sometimes when I browse JBO, you got people talking about "I'm so desensitized because the innanetz made me see all type of fukked up things" and I'm always :stopitsliming: at those dudes. Not out of uppitiness but because I've always thought that the computer screen was a MASSIVE filter to this shyt. I done see all type of fukked stuff all more morbid/sexual/amoral/creepy than the previous one and I don't even flinch when I see a dismembered body online anymore. But I knew that when I'll saw some for real, that would shook me and finally I was right about that. And the event was not even gruesome, I didn't even get to look closely or to smell some rotten flesh or hear some family member crying their lungs out. That was a single body on the road but the very thought of thinking he was really dead made me question things.
Anyway, mer crimmuh.
. But then it made sense after hitting urbandictionary.
ain't nothing for the akhs to do on Christmas Day now that the NBA is 
