The M.I.C. Stories: Living Like A 90's Trap King Brehs

[Serious]

I bet this cats bank account is on swole though

 

[Serious]

Reminds me of one of my cousin's friends who had weights and a bench in his living room. That's all he had in his living room.
But he was so proud of it

@semtex

 

[Serious]

"what type of decent bad bytch would deal with it"

LOL...y'all nikkas need to stop putting on for chicks. If they wanna fukk, they wanna fukk. If they're attracted to you, they're attracted to you, and they will fukk you wherever you are.

You telling me, you should see the dirty as sheets I used to smash chicks on and my bed that made hella noise, when I was on it.....

And the dishes in my sink or trash that needed to go out....

Only thing I couldn't get caught slipping on is a dirty bathroom....

 

[OSUBaneBrowns]

You may not know dude financial situation . He may have bills that he has to take care of first and he is holding off into buying furniture until the future. Plus if he finds a woman that is feeling him, she is going to "upgrade" the place over time anyway .
As for roommates, unless you are in a financial or family situation, no man over 30 should have them. I'm dealing with it now because I moved to California w/o a job and had to shack up with some roommate for 2 months until I finally landed a job in Irvine. I can't wait to have my own space again when I start my gig next week.

 

[Gonzo]

Brehs, is there a certain interior design arrangement that a man in his late 20's to mid 30's should have? Brehettes...what are your expectations in dealing with a man as far as the interior design setup at his house/apartment goes?

Reason why I bring this up is because I was recently helping one of my old college friends move into a new apartment. Now this dude makes good money working for Fox Sports South here in Charlotte and now lives in a fairly expensive area of Charlotte (University City) and I find out now that this dude upholds the bumlife to amazing levels .




Went over to his old crib and the first thing I noticed is that this dude has THEE smallest U-Haul you could rent out. So my initial thought is.. "We're gonna have to make more than a few trips back and forth...this dude better be buying lunch."

We get over to his new place and we start unloading the stuff..we bring out his clothes (assorted Polo, Nautica, Armani, etc..)a poker table, a suede couch, a couple of wooden crates , his 65 in flat screen, an ottoman and a box full of assorted disposable dishware, like dixie cups, plastic folks and spoons and shyt. Now mind you, the entire apartment is void of anything before we bring this stuff in. So we set up the poker table in the dining room area , my homeboy aligns the wooden crates like he's playing with jenga blocks in the living room, I dump the box of plastic silverware and dishes in the kitchen and finally we center the couch in front of the crates and this dude sets his TV right on top of the crates, like he just finished creating a masterpiece . At this point he plops right down on his couch and is stone cold chilling, kicking back, I still have my coat and shyt on because I KNOW there has to be more shyt that needs to be retrieved...so after a few minutes of awkward silence, I say "Where's the rest of your gotdamn stuff?" He looks back and says, "It's all here, fam."



So I ask, "Where the hell are you going to sleep?". This dude looks back and says "Well, this is what the couch right here is for.." "Who the hell routinely sleeps on a suede couch, fam? That shyt is gonna look like a giant oil slick with you campin out on it all the damn time." So then I look back and look at the poker table... "I guess the poker table is the actual dinner table then?" He just nods. I go into the kitchen and pull out a 25 pack of Styrofoam plates and then proceed to ask him when was the last time he had a female. This dude starts getting agitated at this point.. So I say "What if you had a woman over and her ass wanted some gotdamn pop-tarts, nikka? You don't even have a toaster in this bytch, she gonna cook them shyts over an open flame??" So he's like, don't worry about me and I get p*ssy all damn day..blah, blah, blah. I'm like "Ya'll nikkas having sleepovers like ya'll at summercamp if that's the case, fam..." At this point, I'm like whatever and do respect and leave him be.

But concluding that example of fukkery and going back to my original question, when should a breh step up his interior design game...like actual nice furniture and getting feng shui with it a bit or should he even do it?

Good man. Not letting a female guide any of his choices, especially his living arrangement. You can smash a bytch in your car and you're worried about couches lining up with the stars and shyt to impress some thot for a night.

 

[semtex]

@semtex

:hodge:

 

[The M.I.C.]

:hodge:

Wtf?

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Think 1980s Coke dealer

 

[eastsideTT]

his wardrobe sounds dope as hell, especially if hes still got those mid 90s nautica peices.

im sure he broke out immediately after you guys left to hit the glass container in rite aid for some davidoff cool water

did he have a big CD/DVD collection?

 

[Sterling Archer]

:hodge:

fukk out the way.

 

[The M.I.C.]

You may not know dude financial situation . He may have bills that he has to take care of first and he is holding off into buying furniture until the future. Plus if he finds a woman that is feeling him, she is going to "upgrade" the place over time anyway .
As for roommates, unless you are in a financial or family situation, no man over 30 should have them. I'm dealing with it now because I moved to California w/o a job and had to shack up with some roommate for 2 months until I finally landed a job in Irvine. I can't wait to have my own space again when I start my gig next week.

Naw, I've known this dude 10+ years and he makes 100k plus as a platform engineer.. Dude has money, he apparently doesn't care to spend much I guess.

 

[richaveli83]

Dude sounds like he's 18-19. How are you a grown ass man without a bed, actual dishes, using crates for furniture, etc?

 

[The Phoenix]

I destroy them air wick plugin joints.

Nah man you gotta get them Febreeze dual scented joints. They'll change your life. Trust me.

 

[OSUBaneBrowns]

Naw, I've known this dude 10+ years and he makes 100k plus as a platform engineer.. Dude has money, he apparently doesn't care to spend much I guess.

Well, he is paying the bills for his own spot so he can live the way he wants to . Not everyone cares about balling out to impress other people.

 

[Larry Lambo]

Man I got 4 tv's and no dining room furniture. I got a kitchen table with no chairs. It's just decoration.

I do have two beds and two couches tho.