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IKEA is in University City, so he's good if he needs to buy furniture

I actually went to that IKEA near furniture row... Quick question, what the hell is up with their store layouts, fam? I thought I was going crazy trying find the shyt I was looking for then getting turned around trying to find the exit to get out. It's like a big ass maze.
 

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I had a period like this. Right before I moved to Florida, I found out my dad had cancer, dementia and was being evicted from his house. My bro and I ralied all of our resources to get his stuff out of the spot. He had a lot of stuff since the dementia caused him to hoard. I moved to Florida and was living out of my suitcase with a mattress on the floor, some lamps, a few dishes and a snack table, with a fold out chair.I was damned if that happened to me. So I packed light.
 

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"what type of decent bad bytch would deal with it"

LOL...y'all nikkas need to stop putting on for chicks. If they wanna fukk, they wanna fukk. If they're attracted to you, they're attracted to you, and they will fukk you wherever you are.
This man know wassup. I was piping bytches last year in a tiny ass dorm room with my roommate asleep 5 feet away:manny:
Other dude on my floor's roomed smelled like wet dog but he had a girl coming thru every other night. These hoes be just as dirty/ basic half the time
 

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I remember tagging along with my dad when I was a kid and he stopped by his friend's apartment. Dude had nothing but one chair and a fridge with literally one egg in it. :mjlol:My dad opened the fridge, and was like, "looks like you need to go grocery shopping." Never saw any place so sparsely furnished in my life.
 
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I actually went to that IKEA near furniture row... Quick question, what the hell is up with their store layouts, fam? I thought I was going crazy trying find the shyt I was looking for then getting turned around trying to find the exit to get out. It's like a big ass maze.


I don't know. I only went in there once and stayed near the front of the store.
 

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This man know wassup. I was piping bytches last year in a tiny ass dorm room with my roommate asleep 5 feet away:manny:
Other dude on my floor's roomed smelled like wet dog but he had a girl coming thru every other night. These hoes be just as dirty/ basic half the time

:snoop:

The game done changed. It seems like a majority women don't really give a fukk, I might have to switch it up and start serving these women ramen noodle casseroles and shots of mad dog, shyt..

@PeridotPuss I'll save the filet mignon and the finest alcohols for you though.. Always and forever :fancymjpls:
 

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The game done changed. It seems like a majority women don't really give a fukk, I might have to switch it up and start serving these women ramen noodle casseroles and shots of mad dog, shyt..
You be feeding these hoes breh:upsetfavre:
The deli is around the corner:ufdup:
 

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The game done changed. It seems like a majority women don't really give a fukk, I might have to switch it up and start serving these women ramen noodle casseroles and shots of mad dog, shyt..

@PeridotPuss I'll save the filet mignon and the finest alcohols for you though.. Always and forever :fancymjpls:
Yeah I had an ex who fukked me the first time on the floor of my apartment that was under renovation. While all the crap was piled high.


Also chicken wings and fries we don't go on dates.
 

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You be feeding these hoes breh:upsetfavre:
The deli is around the corner:ufdup:

#HOH to infinity :russ: serving them women the Oscar Meyer combos with them fruit drinks in the little plastic barrels.

Yeah I had an ex who fukked me the first time on the floor of my apartment that was under renovation. While all the crap was piled high.


Also chicken wings and fries we don't go on dates.

You cook for her or order, fam?
 

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Black leather lounge suite, repurposed coffee table, tv stand for an enormous flatscreen. I don't have anybody eat at my crib, if we're eating we're going out somewhere or I got the premium snacks/organic food on deck. If you're not eating your meals directly over the sink while standing in your underwear you're not living this bachelor lifestyle right, doggy :ufdup: :myman:
 

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Brehs, is there a certain interior design arrangement that a man in his late 20's to mid 30's should have? Brehettes...what are your expectations in dealing with a man as far as the interior design setup at his house/apartment goes?

Reason why I bring this up is because I was recently helping one of my old college friends move into a new apartment. Now this dude makes good money working for Fox Sports South here in Charlotte and now lives in a fairly expensive area of Charlotte (University City) and I find out now that this dude upholds the bumlife to amazing levels :ohlawd:.




Went over to his old crib and the first thing I noticed is that this dude has THEE smallest U-Haul you could rent out. So my initial thought is..:ehh: "We're gonna have to make more than a few trips back and forth...this dude better be buying lunch."

We get over to his new place and we start unloading the stuff..we bring out his clothes (assorted Polo, Nautica, Armani, etc..)a poker table, a suede couch, a couple of wooden crates :jbhmm:, his 65 in flat screen, an ottoman and a box full of assorted disposable dishware, like dixie cups, plastic folks and spoons and shyt. Now mind you, the entire apartment is void of anything before we bring this stuff in. So we set up the poker table in the dining room area :jbhmm:, my homeboy aligns the wooden crates like he's playing with jenga blocks in the living room, I dump the box of plastic silverware and dishes in the kitchen and finally we center the couch in front of the crates and this dude sets his TV right on top of the crates, like he just finished creating a masterpiece :beli:. At this point he plops right down on his couch and is stone cold chilling, kicking back, I still have my coat and shyt on because I KNOW there has to be more shyt that needs to be retrieved...so after a few minutes of awkward silence, I say "Where's the rest of your gotdamn stuff?" He looks back and says, "It's all here, fam."

:deadmanny::snoop::snoop::snoop:

So I ask, "Where the hell are you going to sleep?". This dude looks back and says "Well, this is what the couch right here is for.." :why: "Who the hell routinely sleeps on a suede couch, fam? That shyt is gonna look like a giant oil slick with you campin out on it all the damn time." So then I look back and look at the poker table...:leostare: "I guess the poker table is the actual dinner table then?" He just nods. I go into the kitchen and pull out a 25 pack of Styrofoam plates and then proceed to ask him when was the last time he had a female. This dude starts getting agitated at this point.. So I say "What if you had a woman over and her ass wanted some gotdamn pop-tarts, nikka? You don't even have a toaster in this bytch, she gonna cook them shyts over an open flame??" So he's like, don't worry about me and I get p*ssy all damn day..blah, blah, blah. I'm like "Ya'll nikkas having sleepovers like ya'll at summercamp if that's the case, fam..." At this point, I'm like whatever and do respect and leave him be.

But concluding that example of fukkery and going back to my original question, when should a breh step up his interior design game...like actual nice furniture and getting feng shui with it a bit or should he even do it? :patrice:

Idk how he got away with that. I got shyt for not having a couch. I would never be downstairs so I didn't see the point of having one. I had a bed, tv in my room and every room upstairs, a 6 foot aquarium...but none of that shyt mattered. I couldn't imagine the shyt I would get if I didn't have the other shyt. SMH...Let your breh eat tho fam.
 

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"a couple of wooden crates :jbhmm:,

He looks back and says, "It's all here, fam."

This dude looks back and says "Well, this is what the couch right here is for.'"

:dead: at these lines and the story as a whole.....Regardless of salary earned or position held, there is a certain amount of emotional immaturity that comes with having your house like that....Beyond that, it takes motivation and interest to design a place you like, that represents you as an adult....For years i just had whatever furniture, hand me downs, shyt like that, but I always had a bed, coffee table, couch, desk, it just wasn't interesting or personalized.....what it said about me was I didn't give a fukk and had the taste of a child, but with used furniture from the fukking 90's.....So, finally I became interested, and I found which styles I liked, and bought furniture to compliment that taste.....now I have the minimalist/modern, know a interior designers who help me with picking pieces or aesthetics , and artwork. Now, no one has to do all that, but you should have a bed, adequate furniture as an adult, with the ability to purchase furniture. It's not logical to think it's all about saving money, when $1000 dollars would provide a solution, if he makes 100k plus, thats not an issue. Don't have crates in your house. Thats just generally a good idea.
 

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Can't really hate on the minimalist approach.

It kind of makes sense for a career minded guy, because in the back of his mind, he has no problem relocating & that just makes the move so much easier.

I plan on moving out of state eventually & want the move to be as seamless as possible. Everything is light & I got rid of the heavy items. Will start completely from scratch. I just don't think dudes are gonna put there all into a place until they are completely settled as opposed to a woman, who can be living at an apartment complex for a month (hypothetical) & have all that shyt decorated for the time being.

Once I get to a place where I come to the conclusion that "this is home," the shyt is gonna be fly, but until then it's not a priority.

As far as women, just tell them you just moved in & haven't had time to decorate it or you where looking for the right woman to help you. You can come up with some bullshyt. They are just women.
 
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