Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts
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Arianna Grande really did snatch The voice of Mariah 
What's BMT?If i could got back to bmt i would.
I wish I would have went on the military. Everyone I know who did is doing well but not sure if they had to fight in a war or not. I know that can make a difference.
Was at my homie's house earlier tonight and somehow the conversation shifted to strip clubs. It was me, my homie, his wife, and his female cousin. I brought up a local strip junt.
Me: Yeah I been to that junt
Homie's Cousin: Oh for real? My cousin dance there *pulls up her page on Instagram*
Homie Wife:
HC: I ain't know that
HW: Yeah gurlllll she do porn too. I seen her before
HCI knew she had another life but I aint know it was like that
Homie:I need to see them pornos
Randomest shyt
post up that ig breh breh
roxxthe96er
Emcee
Once there's a site like Worldstar for white trash the facade of white superiority will slowly wash away as people realize the only thing white folks are better at is sweeping stuff under the rug... And mountain climbing I'm pretty sure.
BrehMan
Old Avi from :hamster:
You can't tell me he wasn't on coke.
Hijo de luna
Superstar
The dude that cooked my burger only had one finger on his left hand 
. How does he wash his right hand 
. How many times has that one finger been up his old lady's ass 
so many questions.
I don't even want this burger anymore
. How does he wash his right hand . How many times has that one finger been up his old lady's ass so many questions.I don't even want this burger anymore
Yall ever been around a woman you can't trust yourself around?
Like she isn't taking advantage but she has what you consider the perfect combination of qualities.....intellect, communication is almost symbiotic, career oriented but still values relationships...not sensitive to criticisms nor afraid to communicate them...yadda yadda
And of course the sex has you on some other shyt...like even post-nut you still can't wait to see her again
There have been a few times in the past where my family or others would have to reel me in from how I was carrying on smh...
Like she isn't taking advantage but she has what you consider the perfect combination of qualities.....intellect, communication is almost symbiotic, career oriented but still values relationships...not sensitive to criticisms nor afraid to communicate them...yadda yadda
And of course the sex has you on some other shyt...like even post-nut you still can't wait to see her again
There have been a few times in the past where my family or others would have to reel me in from how I was carrying on smh...
yo when i was in basic at Ft. Benning
all the drills was cool with a nikka
it was funny as hell seeing other dudes get attacked and see them break down and cry
Yinny
I miss LLC Twitter
People laugh at me when I say I still own tons of CDs but fukk them, so much shyt I love I cannot find on digital platforms.
I was fiending to hear Dwele's Rize this afternoon and ended up on youtube. Fukk am I paying these apps for, I don't wanna hear no damn Shots & squats. Ugh. Also, I heard a "new" LMFAO song and goddamn if that isn't nepotism at its worst. None of the family talent.
I'm happy now tho, this album had me floating after a few spins the first time I listened, was going through a bad break up too
I was fiending to hear Dwele's Rize this afternoon and ended up on youtube. Fukk am I paying these apps for, I don't wanna hear no damn Shots & squats. Ugh. Also, I heard a "new" LMFAO song and goddamn if that isn't nepotism at its worst. None of the family talent.
I'm happy now tho, this album had me floating after a few spins the first time I listened, was going through a bad break up too
etrofllenrod504
All Star
My wife just gave birth to my daughter a week ago happy they both are healthy and safe. Deep down tho I can't wait for wifey to get her shape back and the sexless drought to end
Did she have complications during pregnancy?
If she's not fukking you now, you probably can forget about getting ass in the near future. Pregnant women are horniest.
dora_da_destroyer
Master Baker
when your boss and and your bosses boss understand the context of "bye felicia"...
ice cube (and pooh) created universal lexicon...he made it
ice cube (and pooh) created universal lexicon...he made it
Basic Military Training
Yeah, it really depends on your job on how much you get deployed. If you don't do well in the military you stupid. They giving you a free education and all type of seminars to make you better. Well that the air force.