The lies coli nikkas tell (messy time ladies)

[Paradise]

All chicks I know have Sephora just to have Sephora. I liken it to how dudes just have the blue grease for hair, just cause its available and does the job when needed.

My sister mentions Sephora, she's a nurse practioner and her husband a millionaire.... but she uses it along with other higher end women's products I cannot even pronounce.... so I doubt it's use has anything to do with funds.

Sephora carries all types of name brand products including there own brand. I just went to Sephora last week and got some Midnight Romance By Ralph Lauren… smells soooo good!

 

[Gold]

You know that happens a lot around here. Then the female posters start coming out of the wood works going he's been simpin me in the pm's too. It's a funny sight to see. He has to eat all of those words. It's like tell the truth because I keep telling people that the coli has their own branch of the CIA and FBI.

Before I simp someone, I make them sign that NDA



But yeah I keep saying if you brehettes opened up those pms for the world... this site might go down for good

 

[Paradise]

Before I simp someone, I make them sign that NDA



But yeah I keep saying if you brehettes opened up those pms for the world... this site might go down for good

I don't think simpin will get bad enough to shut down a whole website…LOL

 

[Gold]

I don't think simpin will get bad enough to shut down a whole website…LOL

You never know
nikkas be like "I got a dikk and I got a camera.... and I know how to use at least one of them "

 

[LadySimone]

Sephora carries all types of name brand products including there own brand. I just went to Sephora last week and got some Midnight Romance By Ralph Lauren… smells soooo good!

No sephora in birmingham uk

 

[semtex]

As a small chick this is true. The big girls always got more play. I don't care what no one says.

How much you want bet you and Paradise have more coli holla pm's then I do?

Big girls are viewed as easy lays. That's not the type of play you want

 

[Paradise]

No sephora in birmingham uk

Don't you guys have Boots?

 

[Gold]

No sephora in birmingham uk

You're a Brummy?? Watching the Hull City game on right now?


I used to live in Croydon for a bit before coming to the states... but that's nowhere near Birmingham

 

[Paradise]

You never know
nikkas be like "I got a dikk and I got a camera.... and I know how to use at least one of them "

So true… I think to myself these people can't be stupid enough to send nudes on a site where people getting exposed everyday. Keep your dikk to yourself… what can i do with a picture? It's like you want me to show someone.

 

[Aceofspades404]

That's in every male vocab, step off

Never called a woman a bytch in my life. But then again I'm laid back, if whomever i'm with gets extra, I just wait till they calm down.

Hoe and thot though...

I meant vehemently. Like that shouldn't be your first go to bc a coli lady said something you didn't like or inadvertently shyts on you.
Perfect example: I don't like short dudes
guy1: shut up bytch
guy2: you a washed up thot anyway

 

[Jean Jacket]

If a woman takes a random man seriously online, she is lacking maturity. This is 90% entertainment. Some jewels get dropped on this site...that's why I like it...I am here for the fukkery too tho.

 

[VegasCAC]

@Marty Kaan bringing the heat

A lot of truth in this thread though

Now I feel obligated to respond



1. This lie is said by at least most of the men on here: Being over 6 feet tall
I'm 5'10, never claimed to be taller



2. Second lie: The average male poster has a big dikk and have tons of female stalkers wantin that dack
It happens on occasion. Wouldn't say "tons" though



3. Third lie: The average coli nikka is gainfully employed and is either an engineer or has multiple certs. Now this might not be a complete lie but most of them


STEM


4. Fourth lie: The average coli nikka is in top tier shape yet get offended when a fat nikka is getting roasted
I'm in pretty good shape and enjoy fat-shaming (Sorry Marty )




5. Fifth lie: Most of the coli hates fat bytches yet theres a bbw thread made at least once a day
I don't care about fat women, and I'm not attracted to them



6. Sixth lie: I know the women on here are simped a lot by some of the male posters BUT why do so many male posters get so angry when a female poster gets simped yet be the first ones in a thread created by said female poster
Do people really care if an online persona on a message board gets simped by another online persona


Interesting thread though

 

[Gold]

I meant vehemently. Like that shouldn't be your first go to bc a coli lady said something you didn't like or inadvertently shyts on you.
Perfect example: I don't like short dudes
guy1: shut up bytch
guy2: you a washed up thot anyway

Oh.

Nah I dont do that shyt.

 

[RoyalQ]

They think every chick out to take half of their pizza allowance money
Out here comparing their self to billionaires
#GMB

Bruh. They swear we are out to take have their fortune and estate. Bish what fortune and estate?

 

[bcrusaderw]

Bruh. They swear we are out to take have their fortune and estate. Bish what fortune and estate?

Their argument against that was that they had so little that losing half would be devastating.