The detectives on Law and Order are total d*cks

[Lucky Millionaire]

knew thread was about Stabler before clicking

"I wish a nikka would"

describes Elliot to a T

 

[ThisWorldAintRight]

Can we talk about how Stabler has literally never lost a fight? Dude should be a multiple time MMA champion at this point.

*criminal gets rowdy and tries to attack with sword and machine gun*

*Stabler dodges bullets and parries into rear naked choke*

*criminal is singlehandedly subdued*

Except when Goldberg tossed his ass like a Rag Doll.


Fin had to knock his ass out with that chair.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

He wouldn't even listen to his own boss.

Boss: McCoy I told you not to put her on the stand. Now the mayor is on my ass and it's an election year. I told you to wrap this shyt up with a plea

McCoy: This is about justice Adam. I don't give a damn about the politics. Now I can him locked up for 30 years. I don't care if he's the mayors brother



Then that blonde da took over and started doing the same exact shyt to McCoy

this read so accurately

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

Lennie Briscoe was forever the king

laughing in the face of death and horror

pissed off he had to give more then 50 cents for a candy bar

gave the guy who store was robbed the


"no wonder you got robbed "


munch was like that but more sad

@ him and munch's beef with each other

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

son, when his daughter was basically a prostitute..... come on b

had to bring in HIS OWN mom to talk to the daughter, just for her to confirm, that YES, she was also in fact a slut back in the day as well

no wonder this dude stabler was so angry all the time

Stabler covered up her dui (while she was still being a bytch to him and never thanked him really) then 3 years later when he got in trouble for it (because Casey novak got her ass kicked in court buy Luda and brought up all the departments dirt) she got pissed at him because she had to have her licence suspended

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

He wouldn't even listen to his own boss.

Boss: McCoy I told you not to put her on the stand. Now the mayor is on my ass and it's an election year. I told you to wrap this shyt up with a plea

McCoy: This is about justice Adam. I don't give a damn about the politics. Now I can him locked up for 30 years. I don't care if he's the mayors brother



Then that blonde da took over and started doing the same exact shyt to McCoy

McCoy would get way too emotional and get tunnel vision and go stupid hard in court and would end up fukking up the case
Adam schiff would get so pissed that he would take a plea
My nikka Ben stone was cool as a cucumber tho
Ben stone and Paul robennett >>>>> McCoy and any of them ada's they paired him with

 

[Supercoolmayo]

Now I gotta start watching law and order

 

[smoove157]

Stabler covered up her dui (while she was still being a bytch to him and never thanked him really) then 3 years later when he got in trouble for it (because Casey novak got her ass kicked in court buy Luda and brought up all the departments dirt) she got pissed at him because she had to have her licence suspended

shout to Luda. another great thing about the show. anytime someone defends themselves in court, you just KNOW they are gonna crush the DA's buildings.

that nikka kevin from wonder years was taking the DA to school when he defended himself.

 

[Mazino]

Stabler covered up her dui (while she was still being a bytch to him and never thanked him really) then 3 years later when he got in trouble for it (because Casey novak got her ass kicked in court buy Luda and brought up all the departments dirt) she got pissed at him because she had to have her licence suspended

Remember when he burned her license at the dinner table?

She thought she got away with it, dude revoked the white privilege of his own daughter

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

shout to Luda. another great thing about the show. anytime someone defends themselves in court, you just KNOW they are gonna crush the DA's buildings.

that nikka kevin from wonder years was taking the DA to school when he defended himself.

it was always against Casey novak too, she was so shytty she got disbarred
Alex Cobot didn't let that shyt cook

Novak would get cooked in court..... then blame the suv unit

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

The only Ada that was worse than novak was Clair Kincade

 

[IronFist]

Stabler was warp as hell.

 

[Macallik86]

He wouldn't even listen to his own boss.

Boss: McCoy I told you not to put her on the stand. Now the mayor is on my ass and it's an election year. I told you to wrap this shyt up with a plea

McCoy: This is about justice Adam. I don't give a damn about the politics. Now I can him locked up for 30 years. I don't care if he's the mayors brother



Then that blonde da took over and started doing the same exact shyt to McCoy

I saw an episode yesterday where this guy killed this woman and the defense attorney was saying that since the murderer confided in his gay husband, the husband shouldn't have to testify.

Of course, this is the 90s or something so gay marriage wasn't 100% legal everywhere.... McCoy goes to the state court in Buffalo and argues that gay marriage isn't legal yet and he wins the case and gets to put the husband on the stand, but gets hundreds of other gay marriages wiped off the record in the process.

McCoy was like


lIRC the assistant DA ends up coming out the closet later on in the season so she was clearly pissed.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

it was always against Casey novak too, she was so shytty she got disbarred
Alex Cobot didn't let that shyt cook

Novak would get cooked in court..... then blame the suv unit

she was TERRIBLE stayed losing cases

The dude would have 100 terabytes of kiddie porn, a dead body of a 6 year old in a suitcase in his apartment, have the gun on his person AND attack the arresting officers, and defend himself in court and she would LOSE

 

[ThisWorldAintRight]

she was TERRIBLE stayed losing cases

The dude would have 100 terabytes of kiddie porn, a dead body of a 6 year old in a suitcase in his apartment, have the gun on his person AND attack the arresting officers, and defend himself in court and she would LOSE

I felt bad for Casey, they treated her like a punching bag( also literally in that episode where dude attacked her)